#coronel sassacre

[meraki-sunset]

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[vagoasdf]

==> Act 2 , So Far

In the Act 1 they have set up us with a few computer jokes, some glimpses of a game, and a counter to doomsday.

In the Act 2 they start to lay out what is behind it all. The small lines of the different paradoxical object appears: Lil Cal. The Bunny. The Gifts from Jade. The Fucking Sasaccre Book

They have given us so many glimpses of this puzzle lets goo!

Also. Dave

Concha Madre Dave

Dave Strinder con el Universo en sus ojos: 1

Aca tambien van a full con las exploraciones de los lazos paternales. Homestuck fue sobre crecer, y sobre lo dificil que era abrir los ojos. Y con Dave, eso llega pronto.

Los peluches men. Re turbio meeen

Bueno! Vamos a lo que sigue. Mañana hay mas resumen, ahora lo que siga (si subo algo) seran reacciones

[imdoingthismspaintadventure]

In which we talk of pranksters and fallen urns

Okay! Let’s see what happens when we prototype a product made by a company that specializes in cakes and pies, with a spirit shaped like a harlequin i.e. a type of clown, which are notorious for throwing said pies.

This can only be good.

What? The sprite is refusing to be prototyped again? Maybe it’s not the time?

The SPRITE is playing hard to get! You guess that's what you get for originally prototyping it with something that engenders mischief and pranksterism!

....Ooor is being a troll. Goddamit, you kids have only got yourselves to blame for these grade-A Sassacre-approved shenanigans.

DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS.

Seems like the Vagabond is a vegetarian, or even herbibore. Or just likes green for some reason, I guess.

...The game IS green, so it might be linked to that? If they have something to do with all this.

The fuck?

Why is the thingie on his shirt BLUE? Is that an error?

Pipe down, you. This is Rose's decision, not yours!

It’s good to see that even after the big reveal, the vagabond and the narrator aren’t on good terms.

Rose: Prototype sprite with Sassacre text.

Oh....Oh god

That is an even more fearsome combination

If it’s already a troll now, after he adquires the properties of the great coronel, it will transcend this dimensionality to become one with the japes and the jests, and the universe will be its whoopie cushion.

John you fool! You know not the forces that are at play.

EB: OH YES, SWEET!! EB: now we're talking! TT: See if you can distract it. TT: I'll try to sneak up on it.

Can John really distract the sprite while Rose carries that heavy ass book? A battle between two masters of shenanigans?

JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A DISTRACTING MANNER.

Okay that is amazing. I need that gif of John in my life.

The sprite seems to be enthralled by it as well

Ooor is just being a troll again, amazing.

Also that book nearly killed the Egbert holy shit.

The pesky SPRITE eludes you again! Not even the great Colonel himself can outfox it!!!

Those are some big words, holy crap.

In narrowly missing with your attempt to create the COLONELSPRITE, you drop the massive tome. The entire house rattles under the astonishing girth of the book.

Jesus christ, what are the pages of that book made of? Neutrino stars? Or is it just that thick.

..... WHAT

I EXPECTED THE URN TO FALL BECAUSE IT IS A UNIVERSAL LAW OF COMEDY BUT NOT LIKE THAT!

So granna’s ashes have been prototyped?? What does this mean?? Will granny be alive as a sprite?? Can prototyping be used as a form of necromancy???? Will she also be part horribly disfigured harlequin???? OH GOD.

How many laws have we broken here. Legal, moral, metaphysical and divine??

Oh my god.