#coulrology notes

[thecoulrologist]

There was a clown hanging out on the dashboard and I MISSED IT!?

You all scared him away... :,o(

[motion-of-them]

hi, ive recently became a coulrologist/clownologist and i want to do a run-down of what to expect for those who are trying to get into coulrology :o) (info under the cut)

usually, a good starting point is to start doing research. any coulrologist will tell you this, but a good website for info is coulroscience, its backed by many coulrologists as the most reputable site to date, with nearly every confirmed piece of info on any breed (even ones like fruit clowns!) + it is not associated with the ASWC and other harmful organizations towards clowns & their health. 2. when getting into coulrology, its mandatory for them to know if you have had any past history with clowns at all. it is very important to specify what association youve had; if any. (ex. if you say yes, you must specify if you are an owner, a past owner, a breeder, etc.) this is to note what information they must tell you first. 3. usually, once you get in, you will have to take care of a clown for at least 5 days. you are often able to pick the specific breed, unless you are a coulrologist for a specific breed. so for example; if you are a juggolatologist, you will get a (tamed) juggalo to take care of. 4. PLEASE be aware of the risks with some clown breeds. clowns such as pierrots or sweets british are often very high maintenance, and clowns such as fruit clowns or juggalos can be *slightly* aggressive (note: if any professional gives you an untamed clown, immediately report them to the coulrologist resources department.) im likely forgetting some things, so feel free to add on in the reblogs/comments!