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[nimwenthevampire]

Nosferatu 2024 Review From A Real Vampire

I feel like I did not get what I was promised with this movie. The tagline is "Succumb to the darkness" and YET the vampire dies at the end? Frankly, if the movie were actually committed to succumbing to the darkness, Count Orvock would have WON and killed everyone in the town. I'm not sure how the plague is even relevent considering the vampire there. Surely he could just drink all their mortal blood by himself? Did the rats even serve a purpose except to be ~scary~? Rats aren't even scary.

And speaking of scary, I am horrified by how gross the vampire was. Literally the point of vampires is to be hot and sexy and drink pathetic mortal blood, so why was this UGGO what we got? I'm so fucking offended. This is an insult to vampires. We are not uggos.

That being said, there wasn't enough of him. There was way too much focus on the human characters and their petty little problems. Mortal problems could never live up to the complexity of a vampire's twisted mind. What a waste.

2/10 - the aesthetics were cool and everything but Count Orgock was ugly and the movie spent way too much time focusing on things that weren't him.