#crabmanspeaks

[horseshoecrabman]

hi horseshoecrabman!!! =DDD

- @crab-detector (it doesnt let my tag this acct for some reason but its me im just on anon bc i can only send asks from my main lol)

HELLO

thank u for your service documenting posts with Crabs in it. I enjoy this very much

[horseshoecrabman]

hi guys. i am. Bored. SO if u want u can send me an ask and i will draw character of your choice............. :)

*doesnt Have to be a fandom im in....... But if my interpretation of your blorbo isnt correct to canon im sorry ☹️

[horseshoecrabman]

huge fan of when you can tell your mutual is thinking about a very specific media by their reblogs. It is like a window into your mind :) thank you for telling me about this

[horseshoecrabman]

i love how everyone ive spoken to has said some variation of “the sun and the moon are gay for each other”. glad we agree

[horseshoecrabman]

listening to the mechanisms for the first time :)

[horseshoecrabman]

i cant figure out how to super boop :(

[horseshoecrabman]

im now the #1 autism champion 17 years in a row.............. you'll never guess why

[horseshoecrabman]

mag 62 'woman commits money laundering by communicating with dead people' vs mag 63 'i broke into a church and my friend got eaten by the darkness'

[horseshoecrabman]

🍷 📺 [insert realistic heart emoji here] !!!

🍷 does our music taste differ from alter to alter?

no, it doesnt lol, we all listen to the same songs pretty much but some of us in the past have identified with a specific song or been an introject based off a song (ex: deathbody ghost and pals was a real girl once)

📻 do you experience amnesia?

yeah kind of? we still know what happened its just that the details are fuzzy To Be Honest

🫀do you have non human alters?

unm well Yes. im not going to list all of tjem since we were a system of around 1000+ before a lot of us merged and i’d say a good 75% were nonhuman in some way. some noteworthy mentions are:

- girl made of wires

- looked like jonathon sims tma but with crow features (feathers, talons, etc) <- introject of the narrator from STP

- many such cases of bird wings and tails (dog, rabbit, goat?)

- one of our endermen ocs (kind of catlike, resembled a fursona)

- space boy <- THIS ONE IS ME! my hair is like purple with stars in it. My name is cosmos smiles smiles :)

- sheep boy

- squid

- tree person? question mark?

- robot (introject of an oc)

- robot (introject of tamari reckless battery burns)

- some angel whore (my friends oc. hi jay if you’re reading this)

- catboy

- a literal god (introject of an oc)

- many such instances of hello charlotte introjects (most of which were nonhuman in some way). seriously there was q84 v19 two different vincents and like 4 charlottes, a frei and scarlett

- girl who is a mutilated corpse

- partially human partially marble statue. (hi adamandi mutuals yes it is ambrose bassford)

- strange spiraling shape (MICHAEL DISTORTION!)

- man so full of spiders (introject of a tma oc)

- boy wuo is an owl

aaaaand many more but this post is long enough as is. ^_^ !

[horseshoecrabman]

i had no idea you were a system dude that’s such an interesting thing as a psych student but also i think you should start introducing yourself as a very multifaceted person if anyone asks because it would be funny i’m not very knowledgeable of the subject of DID apart from the basic premise of i can do anything to help you out when addressing you please tell me i don’t want to make a fool of myself in future :)

i have thought of introducing myself like that before, it would be pretty funny

something i realized is that the “new year new me” joke is even funnier as a system, esp because an alter came out of a very long dormancy around new years

if u wanted we could totally talk about it more if it’s something you’re interested in!! i dont mind at all

[horseshoecrabman]

favorite planet other than earth?

i mean earth wouldnt be my favorite planet anyways, sure the fact that we have water on our planet is amazing, but its just the bland choice

(not saying i hate earth, i love all the planets!)

but ooough this is such a hard choice. venus is cool because of its greenhouse effect, and mercury is the planet with the fastest year, jupiter is really cool too…..

i like neptune too, and pluto is totally a planet which is also super cool

but if i had to pick a super favorite i’d say jupiter!!!!!!!!

[horseshoecrabman]

hello! my name is void! i mainly reblog stuff here, but i do have an art account (@crabmanart) and a hello charlotte related blog (@puppetedvesselq84)

links: pronoun page || my strawpage || daily clicks

tags i frequently use

#saves : posts i collect and put in my pocket

#art inspo : a bit self explanatory

#crabmanspeaks : me when i say things

#bee updates : me posting updates about the beehive i own

[horseshoecrabman]

just reread flowers for algernon. i am so fucking normal (gritting my teeth) (lying) (sobbing everywhere)

[horseshoecrabman]

does anyone know if there is a gimmick blog thats like "i assign a price to tumblr posts"? if not i want to make one

[horseshoecrabman]

going to a DND event at my library.... so excited eeeeeeeeeee

[horseshoecrabman]

i absolutely live for the phone in your pfp i would kill for it tbh 😍

you would Kill for Telephone Crab?