#crash and roman watch so much shitty reality tv and just riff on it

[heelhausen]

what are some of crash and roman's guilty pleasures. i think about noel and christian watching real housewives together a lot are roman and crash joining in. can noel text them with plot updates.

oh god yes. a lot of the times they cant watch live so noel will keep crash posted on everything that happens and then crash will read the updates out loud to roman in the bloodline locker room

they've got a draft pick system ala fantasy football with the real housewives where they earn points based on cunty actions taken by the wives. and at the end of the season the person with the most points gets to pick the group activity everyone does. last season crash won and made them all go mudding with him, and to this day christian complains that hes still finding mud falling out of his ears every time he wrestles.