#creepy!reader

[cameronsbabydoll]

i feel like creepy reader would have either a weird collection of things like her baby teeth or bottle tops OR she would have some sort of morbid interest/curiosity

teeth collection 🦷

you keep little boxes. velvet-lined. all labeled in shaky handwriting:

“baby teeth (mine)”

“first dead butterfly”

“things pope dropped and didn’t notice”

“interesting red stains”

“jj’s angry straw (bitten up)”

you don’t think it’s weird. you just like to keep things. they remind you of people. of places. of feelings. and you love that.

pope opens one once and finds what looks like a single dead wasp tucked in tissue paper. you lean over his shoulder and whisper, “that’s larry. he died with dignity.”

he almost screams.

but instead, he just gently puts larry back and says, “rest easy, soldier.”

the morbid curiosity

you’re never grossed out. like ever.

you ask questions no one else wants answers to.

“what do you think skin smells like when it burns?”

“if i died and came back haunted, would you still be my friend?”

“do you think if i held a heart it would still beat for a second?”

everyone else is horrified. pope just blinks slowly and says, “are you okay?”

you tilt your head and smile: “i’m curious.”

he’s the only one who gets that it’s not a threat, it’s wonder. awe. you’re so interested in life, even if it’s the parts no one else wants to look at.

sometimes you follow ants to see where they go.

sometimes you stare at your own blood under a flashlight like it’s glitter.

once, you whispered to pope, “i think i would’ve been a good plague doctor. i like masks and rats.”

he didn’t even flinch. just nodded. “you’d make the rats little coats.”

you beamed. “i would.”

[cameronsbabydoll]

hear me out.. pope x creepy!reader..? not like weird psychopath behavior but reader who just has creepy looking features that runs everyone the wrong way ☹️ creepy!reader who just doesn't understand why everyone but Pope is terrified to be near her cause she's literally a sweetheart?? creepy!reader whos confused when JJ pushes her head away when she looks at him for like 5 seconds 🫩 (she has a staring problem and has been staring for 3 minutes alr..

creepy!reader with pope heyward ft: jj maybank

warnings: unsettling behavior, mentions of death / dead animals, light horror imagery

a/n: hopefully this is somewhat good!

creepy!reader who moves too quietly, always just… there. like someone turns around and she’s standing two feet behind them with wide, unblinking eyes and a soft little “hi.”

creepy!reader who loves little creatures—like worms and dead bees and frogs—and keeps dried flowers and bones in jars, but not in a serial killer way. in a whimsical, overly-attached-to-dead-things way.

she’s not trying to freak anyone out, but her vibe is so offbeat that people assume she’s trying to curse them.

jj: “she’s literally hexing me, pope. she hasn’t blinked in 4 minutes.”

creepy!reader, blinking slowly: “you have pretty eyes.”

jj: screaming internally.

she definitely has a staring problem. not because she’s a menace, just because she forgets it’s weird. she’s not even thinking anything threatening. her brain is all soft thoughts like i wonder if jj’s hair is that soft in real life or if it’s just the sunlight and pope’s hands look like they’d feel nice if i held them.

except she says it exactly like that. with zero awareness that it sounds deranged.

everyone: visibly unsettled

pope: confused why no one else sees how kind she is

and he starts to notice things. like how she always gives people her extra snacks even though they avoid her, or how she hums when she’s nervous and tries to fix her posture when people seem scared. she doesn’t want to be creepy. she just doesn’t know how to be not weird.

creepy!reader: quietly holding a pigeon skull she found on the beach “do you want this?”

pope: smiles “yeah. thanks.”

creepy!reader: blinks “you’re the only one who ever says yes.”

and you know she’d be insanely loyal. pope helps her one time, and now she’s following him around like a haunted little duckling. doesn’t speak much, but if anyone messes with him she’s there. glaring. like some kind of unsettling shadow.

pope gets used to it. gets fond of it, even.

the others are still like “bro why is she watching us sleep” and pope’s like “she’s making sure the demons don’t get us.”

and honestly? she probably is.

[cameronsbabydoll]

creepy!reader who's confused when Kiera and JJ make a joke and when everyone looks at her to see if she'll laugh she just stares blankly at them and then literally screams like she's try to laugh and they're all like "wtf.." and pope thinks it's the cutest thing ever she's trying to fit in w them 🥹

you don’t get the joke.

you never get the joke.

jj says something about kiara crashing into a mailbox and dying gloriously mid-laugh, and everyone starts wheezing like it’s the funniest thing ever said. shoulders shaking, heads thrown back, loud and messy and alive. and for a second, you just sit there, still as stone, trying to figure out what part was supposed to be funny.

they’re all laughing.

and then they’re not.

because they’re all looking at you.

you blink once. twice. smile stiff and unnatural, lips barely twitching.

and then—

“HAAAH!”

it bursts out of you too hard, too sharp, like you slammed your hand on the wrong social button.

and now it’s dead quiet.

kiara physically turns in her seat. “what… was that.”

jj just makes a horrified face like he just saw something crawl out of a drain.

“was that your laugh?”

your smile drops instantly. “i… thought it was time to laugh.”

you fidget with the sleeves of your hoodie. “i was trying.”

you don’t mean to sound sad.

but you must. because pope is already moving before you can retreat back into yourself.

he bumps his shoulder against yours gently, fingers brushing your elbow. “hey. you did laugh.”

you glance at him, wide-eyed.

“and honestly?” he shrugs, grinning. “yours was better than jj’s.”

your heart swells like something sick and strange and tender.

“really?”

“mmhm. ten out of ten. absolutely terrifying. i loved it.”

you sit there stunned, heart thudding, and then slowly—awkwardly—you lean your head against his shoulder. he doesn’t pull away. doesn’t even flinch.

his arm curls around you, warm and easy.

and for the first time all day, you feel like maybe—maybe—you’re not doing everything wrong.

[cameronsbabydoll]

creepy!reader most DEFINITELY sits like L from death note. I'm talking about full on sitting on a chair on her feet and back HUNTCHEDD over. that girls posture is absolutely horrid.

rory gilmore ah posture

[cameronsbabydoll]

jj who wakes up screaming to creepy!reader standing over him, watching him sleep (shes just a girl trying to protect her friends from the evil monsters at night >:(!! ) The rest of the pogues come running out wondering what the heck is going on and they just see jj on the floor covering himself and creepy!reader standing over him still murmuring "shh.. I was looking for monsters.."

🕷 anon

they think she’s a demon but she’s just trying to protect them from the demons!!! and pope is comforting her telling her that jj is just a pussy

[cameronsbabydoll]

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JJ when he sees Pope comfort creepy reader: 👁️👄👁️

LMFAHAIW

[cameronsbabydoll]

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Then continuing from this ask would JJ actually love creepy reader or is he too creeped out by her to like dump/ reject her?

Like:

Creepy Reader: you got such nice eyes 👁️👁️

JJ: thanks bae I love your eyes too (please don’t curse me)

would he love her?

yes—but begrudgingly. like a stray cat who got adopted and pretends he hates his little sweater but won’t take it off.

it wouldn’t be a normal love. it would be bickering, confusion, protectiveness, haunted doll tenderness.

he’d be the first to say “she’s insane.”

but also the first to throw hands for her.

[cameronsbabydoll]

pls write a blurb on creepy!reader who cannot compliment people for the LIFEEE of her 💔 she thinks Kiera has the prettiest eyelashes and everytime she looks at her she goes "I want to pluck your eyelashes and replace them with mine.x and Kiera is like "get the FUCK away from me." or when she cuts a piece of John B's hair to keep (she thinks it's soft) and he just stands there like 🧍

🦇 anon ♡

poor girl!! i’m a mix like if she was a kook her parents would pay ppl a shit ton of money to be nice to her cause she’s so awkward like…

[cameronsbabydoll]

creepy!reader is so “they won’t even talk to me” auggie from wonder 💔

omg i haven’t watched that movie in so long

[cameronsbabydoll]

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I imagine her going to find JJ because she wants to give JJ a squirrel skull that she found and when she does find him

she overhears him tell his friends “she’s a creep” and then JJ leaves his spot and sees the skull on the ground

(I’m about to be creepy reader #1 defender even if I worry sometimes that she would put a curse on me)

👨‍🦲 Anon

IGH she deserves better!! she literally never lets anyone in her room cause it’s her personal space yk! and hearing that makes her so sad she just sits in her closet

[cameronsbabydoll]

I wanna see a fic with creepy!reader and pope where pope chews her leg off

if anyone is doing that it’s creepy!reader