#cries in: I've been playing since release and only recently picked up the modern version

[murderofsomeone]

Seeing people talk about the old removed console/mobile bosses as if they're ancient cryptids—only known by sprites from a bygone era—when I've fought all of them FIRSTHAND makes me feel SOOO old.

It's kind of sad to see all that fun stuff go, but I can kind of see why they decided to make things consistent across all versions.

...But they seriously need to return the petri dish (blue slime) and the cabbage (guinea pig), those pets were the BOMB.