#crimson poliz

[themidnightcrimson]

JUST FINISHED REREADING ALL YOUR FICS (AGAIN) 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

i missed the darkhold

-crimson poliz

AWWW HI CHIEF I MISSED YOU!!

[themidnightcrimson]

it's almost 12 midnight here and I'm having THE ✨thoughts✨

how hot wanda would be getting mad because u don't wanna get pregnant and both of u having an entire argument abt it resulting for her to say mean things on u. but then again, the bitch gets what she wants whether u like it or not so u were forced to be bred and take whatever she gives u.

-crimson poliz 24/7 thinking of that sokovian redhead/depressed milf

oh no… 🚶🏼‍♀️what’s happening to me… 🧎🏼‍♀️ i’m becoming… 🐄 a breeding cow for wanda

[themidnightcrimson]

u see THIS is exactly why i come clean on socmed! imagine lizzie's fans finding out that i am ✨️THIRSTY✨️ about her after seeing my personal twitter that seemed to have become an unhinged lizzie fan account😭😭😭 girl she'd send a restraining order instead of inviting me to her house like let me explain goddammit

-crimson poliz

my personal twitter also accidentally became an unhinged lizzie stan account😭😭 i honestly think sometimes what if i became an actress and then got cast in a movie with lizzie like WTF AM I SPOSED TO SAY? hey girlie i wrote tons of fics about you absolutely strapping me down im so excited to work w you

[themidnightcrimson]

GUESS WHO HAS A DATE TOMORROW 😏

clue: it's not me pls someone take me out to dinner

-crimson poliz

same bestie, i would give up an internal organ just for someone to take me one a date

[themidnightcrimson]

guys i think cumslut's gonna be a cute and soft fluff🥺🥺🥺 prolly hurt/comfort that's why it's 18+ fr i just know it 😇

-crimson poliz was caught reading princess parts yesterday at church and wants to give back to the lord, let y'all moms see this if they ask

it’s definitely rated G (for gay)

protip: DONT READ THIS ONE AT CHURCH PLEASE (or do, show god who’s the boss)

[themidnightcrimson]

first of all i love that pic of her where'd u get it? second, how about a highschool teenage au witch wanda with mean reader where she makes a literal doll for u and control it? well, at first she only made it out of admiration but then she'd lose her patience (if she has one) she'd make u do things against ur will like a puppet and could also hurt u? i just imagine her making u scream in pain as she put needles in ur body until u throw up blood just because she didn't like it when u tease her at school for being the weird girl and for not liking her back. she'd kill ur boyfriend (damn right), friends, or parents so you'd have no one. she'd coax u into thinking she's the only one u have, telling u how this isn't ur fault and using ur vulnerability to have her way with u. ok i think I'll stop here.

it's rlly just a silly thought but i don't think u should post this request if you're ever making it coz it will spoil much but if you're not, i wanna know what u think!

ALSO THANK U FOR MAKING CRIMSONWEEN, MAYOR U BITCH OMG I'M STILL NOT OVER GHOST

-crimson poliz, breathing through my pussy

the pic i attached to the post about taking requests?? i’m not sure where i got it from but it’s from a behind the scenes video of wandavision i believe! also that is a really really great and unique idea!!! i love the concept of wanda being witchy and creating a voodoo doll to control/manipulate you😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i’m def adding that to my notes bestie!

AND THANK YOU SM I’M SO GLAD YOU LOVED CRIMSONWEEN!!!! i’m not even over ghost yet😭 as always, thank you for your service, chief🫡

[themidnightcrimson]

happy mother's day, mayor😍🤩👹😏🥰 keep serving cunt i guess

-crimson poliz

oh why thank you sheriff, i suppose i am sort of a mother to you delinquents 🙄

[themidnightcrimson]

waiting, sweating, and giggling my way onto ur new update like a sick mofo would

and yes, I'll read it at church tomorrow thank you very much

-crimson poliz

READING MY FICS AT CHURCH AKXHWOSEGDOWBDHWOSBD I LOVE IT

[themidnightcrimson]

Pillow: *exists*

whores: relatable

: she's just like me fr

: oh my god, twiiiiiiiiins

: me when

: bestie same

-crimson poliz

lmaooooooo i love the whores and their reactions

[themidnightcrimson]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ JESUS CHRIST GIRL WHAT???

IT'S GIVING THE DARKHOLD AND SEEING RED COMBINED I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE I LITERALLY HAD TO READ EVERY LINE TWICE JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT WHAT I'M READING ISN'T JUST A PRODUCT OF MY IMAGINATION BUT MIRACLE IS IN FACT REAL I ALMOST SHOWED IT TO MOM THAT'S HOW GOOD IT IS OMG NOW I MISS THE DARKHOLD MORE

I NEED 8 YEARS TO RECOVER FROM ALL OF UR FICS EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!!!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT YK

-crimson poliz

PLEASE NO ONE SHOW MY FICS TO YOUR MOTHERS DEAR GOD I WOULD FEEL SO BAD 😭 IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT THO!! Take all your time to recover chief, you’ve been serving us so well😤😤

[themidnightcrimson]

as much as we enjoy dark shits... it's also nice to see these 'normal' fics u make, our lovely mayor! hoping to see more of these from u <333

also i have a thing for groveling trope (don't know what that's about) i just think this has a lot to say abt me. it's not fair for mayor to be the only one sharing things we've literally seen enough of what goes on in that pretty little head so i give some of mine. whatever comes in mind :)

-crimson poliz, 24/7 binge reading mayor's works

i do love the more domestic fluffy fics, and i’m glad a lot of you do, too! the groveling trope is top tier 👌🏻 and i love all of us sharing what goes on in our little gay heads!

as always, thank you for your service 🫡

[themidnightcrimson]

mayor can u also manifest lizzie with a new movie? I'd like to test the limits thank u very much

-crimson poliz 24/7 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

i’m currently manifesting both a scarlet witch movie announcement at SDCC and also a love and death trailer but i will get to working on that asap😤😤😤

[themidnightcrimson]

this is so random but my best friend of 2 years recently betrayed me and confessed i was never a friend for her, i was just like someone she could talk to abt her interests coz we have the same everything. but it didn't affect me that much now coz i have this fandom bcs of u <333 rlly just wanna tell u how appreciative i am being here and just watching y'all interact. also gonna gatekeep myself from now on no one deserves me I'm literally the best i should get paid for being someone's friend tbh (ofc mayor's an exception she can literally sell me)

-crimson poliz 24/7 slaying while offering my life for our mayor almighty

well that’s insane of her but yes you should gatekeep yourself and know your worth 😤 this fandom will always be our safety net 💓

as mayor i knight you as a warrior with honor😤

[themidnightcrimson]

you have no business to be this funny

-crimson poliz

i am a mere monkey here to dance for my audience

[themidnightcrimson]

reader probably haven't been sat down and had the parent talk about santa but... it's real. it fell down her chimney and now she's acting like a big bitch about it. the man was fat ofc she'll hear every step on her crusty old roof tf get a grip

-crimson poliz

jk gays it was me do y'all think R can lend me a stick of butter?

oh yea it’s… def santa claus paying her a visit👀

[themidnightcrimson]

STOP YOU'RE EATING THIS SHIT UP FOR SURE THAT IS SO HOT I'M HYPERVENTILATING I'M SO EXCITED FUCK CHRISTMAS

I'm canceling the devil in me now i wanna be good for my own sake 👀

-crimson poliz 😇🧎‍♀️

YES YES i’ve had this idea for a few months and i decided christmas only comes around once a year so i’ve just gotta do it😤 now i just need… to write it😔