#crowfeathers.txt

[tyedyebaby]

consider: we get the cesaro/roman match but seth comes in to attempt to interfere because hes fucking salty over mania

and him and roman just stop and stare at each other like "dude what" and it gives cesaro the opportunity to either

1. win via surprise rollup

or

2. put roman in position for the Swing

think about it...the power this has

[tyedyebaby]

seth rollins being onscreen for like 5 to 10 seconds to show his wrestlemania match card against cesaro was better than 3 hours of raw

[tyedyebaby]

"saw shayna baszler at catering. she would beat the hell out of you, cole"

-pat mcafee

[tyedyebaby]

crying over the sd women's title match at mania again this violin is not helping

[tyedyebaby]

BIANCA. BIANCA ILY. HER PLATES ARE ON THE BELT YES THIS IS GREAT

and she thanks sasha what a good fucking person I will cry

[tyedyebaby]

sheamus what are you doing and WHO'S THIS GUY IVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE WAIT THIS COULD BE GOOD

[tyedyebaby]

seeing kevin and sami fight is always interesting because they've known each other since december 2002 (if I remember the post wrestlemania kevin interview correctly) and like. they know each other man. they know each other bro. I have a lot I wanna say but sadly I'm Fucking Stupid so I don't have the proper words

[tyedyebaby]

charlotte saying she cant understand asuka and then asuka fucking going off on her is the perfect example of getting exactly what you deserve

well not yet. charlotte still needs her ass beat 🤣🤣🤣

[tyedyebaby]

BAYLEY

B A Y L E Y

[tyedyebaby]

HI WHAT DID I MISS I WAS OUT WITH FRIENDS/MY S.O.

[tyedyebaby]

me and my boyfriend, party people @oatmilkelliot

[tyedyebaby]

charlotte: *music hits*

me: 😐🤨😐😑😐😒

asuka: *music hits*

me:

[tyedyebaby]

I love this match! kofi kingston with xavier woods against elias and...just elias.

ALSO XAVIER WITH THE BASS,,,,,,

[tyedyebaby]

SETH

I MEAN I HAD A FEELING HE'D SHOW BUT COME ON

seth is making me detest him rn which can only mean he's doing his job well

and cesaro had that match in the bag and I won't take that back

[tyedyebaby]

look I completely understand their reasoning but mandy and dana constantly interrupting matches to bully nia is just fucking low. I'm starting to feel bad for nia and she's the heel here

[tyedyebaby]

Randal Keith I can't believe you've done this