the fact that people’s “missed references” for the most recent dndads is *checks notes* napoleon dynamite, austin powers, borat, and pickle rick is aging me by thousands of years
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kabru making my boyfriend want to wear winged eyeliner #allidoiswin
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I really enjoyed joshua hutcherson 2hr wincing compilation how about you guys
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Are u guys ready for the most unhinged woman on the internet moment I’ve had yet
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I’m going on a TRAIN for the first time ever today
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See my dog boy
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WWJDD (what would John darnielle do)
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mountain goats makes songs for people who have to streetrace their stepdad home from the courthouse to claim ownership of the master bedroom in the restraining order
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Rico ree. Rico ree? Rico! Rico ree! Ree! EEEEEEAAAH! EHHHHHHH. EE. TWEEEP. TWEEP. iloveyou! hi ree! ri ri! Loveyou ri! *mickey mouse clubhouse theme song whistle*
(my impression of Rico trying to get my attention)
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2.1 oz of chicken
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hey, don’t cry. 28 million crows on planet earth, ok?
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I love to write a passive aggressive email and end it with a “Sincerely” like yes I meant that shit with my heart <3
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Rotating it in my mind obsessively until it gets here
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Apple Pay is the worst because first I’m jerking it next thing you know there’s a new strapon being sent to my house and I’m $60 broker
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i am gming for the first time with the game Magical Kitties Save the Day and by god i will have those magical kitties save the day.
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I just crushed the fuck outta my glasses so now I have a big cut on my leg and no glasses. well I do have glasses but they’re even dorkier and gayer than the first pair. LASIK IN LIKE 4 DAYS AT FKN LEAST
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