#cursing strabo out for being average 💀
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I love the thought of Sejanus cursing his father out for making him tall, cause now it's harder for him to find taller guys
#and the funniest part is that sejanus is only ever described as “tall” not as “very tall” or “towering” like marcus#so that means that he's probably an average kind of tall which makes it all the more funny#cursing strabo out for being average 💀#it just sounds so funny#he curses him out for a lot of reasons that being one too#also i personally like that he's tall for the sole reason that we get “tall son tiny ma” which i think is adorable#the sweetest cutest mother son duo#(and also cause i can come up with dumb stuff like sejanus cursing his father and being dramatic over being average lol#and actually also cause it accentuates just how big marcus is and i love that he's a giant teddy bear sooooooooo much#so it turns out the reason isn't just one)#my random posts tag
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