#d.u.m.b. items

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Debatable Utility Magical Boon item:

Spoon of Hydrokinesis

Upon downward (bulgeward) thrust, attracts the affected fluid into its built-in fluid basin.

Upon upward (pitward) scoop, propels the fluid backwards, relative to position of its bulge.

Strength of the hydrokinetic force depends on wielder's power invested into the scoop. Chance of spillage and splash damage decreases with higher impulse control.

Higher levels of control can be attained through continual use and attunement to user (ergonomics).

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.