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beepboopkek · 5 months

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— I will always come to your aid (AFAB!Reader)

AMAB!Reader has also been posted! including: Jing Yuan cw: !!NSFW!!, afab!reader, grammar and spelling errors possible, pwp but barely, hinted that reader has a s1ze k1nk, f1ng3r1ng, reader is a little sarcastic, still spreading my Jing Yuan is a Bastard (affectionate) agenda, masturbat1on, getting caught masturbat1ng, d1rty talk, cum eat1ng, no use of y/n, reader can be interpreted as the trailblazer but they are NOT stelle/caelus, safe sane and consensual w/c: 2k a/n: people liked strip starchess so much so here is another one of my brainrots... i dont usually like this troupe that much but i find myself excusing anything and everything for jing yuan so here we are. for my male reader likers i got u, its being posted right after this so you guys can enjoy too :3. also just remember that this is NOT stelle/caelus, its the you haha, i dont like shipping the raccoons with anyone as a personal pref so im just making that clear :3. anyways same warning as last time this is like my third time writing smut and also english isnty my first language. enjoy!!

The crisis on the Xianzhou Luofu was mostly over.

Which meant you had to leave the man you had fallen head over heels in love with.

Well— love may be an exaggeration but you weren't fucking around when it came to him.

Jing Yuan.

Your eyes had been hooked onto him the second you two met, his pleasant smile, his calm demeanor, his body—fuck, everything about him enamored you.

You could only wish that there was some other universe where he reciprocated your feelings.

You departed with a respectful nod of the head, despite wanting to smoosh your face between his pecs and cry about never getting to see them again.

The only hope that you did have though, was the jade abacus he had gifted you and your companions.

“No matter how astronomically distant you are, The Luofu Cloud Knights will always come to the aid of the Crew, whatever your need may be.”

Of course, his next sentence was to not use it for trivial matters when he saw March’s reaction, much to your amusement.

There was a discussion on who should keep the jade abacus, March being ruled out first much to her annoyance.

It landed between you and Dan Heng and given his history with the Xianzhou Luofu, he handed it to you.

That's how you ended up here, standing in front of your locked door with the abacus in your hand.

What if you grip it— You need to rinse your brain with cold water at this point…

You flopped onto bed, letting the exhaustion of the day seep into your bones as the plush blanket and pillows surrounded you.

You threw the abacus to your side, you'll take care of it later, not like you're gonna need it right now anyway.

Your mind flooded with images of Jing Yuan, his voice and everything you had been through together.

Fuck.

Your hand drifted towards your pussy, already feeling some wetness gathering at the thought of what you were about to do.

— Touch yourself to the thought of the General of the Cloud Knights on the Xianzhou Luofu, one of the most powerful beings to ever exist in history.

You shook your doubts away, he's just Jing Yuan to you.

You took off your shorts in record speed, tossing your panties along with it.

You never really touched yourself that often so you tried to imagine your hand being his instead.

You rubbed your clit, gasping at the cold touch of your fingers on the warm flesh.

How would he touch you?

He'd take his time, surely. He's not one to rush things— He'd work you open slowly for his cock—fuck, you're sure it's in proportion with how goddamn large his body is.

You moaned as you inserted two fingers inside you. You wanted to imagine Jing Yuan doing it, really, But, you also wanted an orgasm quickly so you can sleep. So, you just decided to go with imagining his voice talking to you.

You pistoned your fingers in and out, curling them at the spot only you could reach with your much smaller hands.

It was too intense, the thought of his deep voice guiding you through was enough to get your orgasm to graze along the edges of your belly slowly, building up to be a strong one.

You grabbed the blanket next to you, gripping it tightly as you whispered Jing Yuan's name and continued thrusting your fingers inside you.

You swear the normal part of your brain recognised you gripping an object while gripping the blanket as well but you were genuinely too out of it to care in the slightest.

You're just about to orgasm when everything in your room rattles, as if there's an earthquake.

Which should be impossible considering you are literally on a massive train that travels through space.

You let go of the blanket and sit up in shock, looking around to see what happened.

…With your fingers still inside you.

“Followers of the Nameless, I am here to assist you, tell me about the situ— Oh.”

You blinked.

Jing Yuan blinked.

Oh. Fuck.

You scrambled, ripping your fingers out and slapping your lower half with a pillow.

“J-Jing Yuan I-”

You gulped, trying to calm your racing heart, you just got caught masturbating by your crush.

Life is going great.

Your cheeks and ears were beet red now, opening and closing your mouth as you tried to say something, anything to get you out of this situation.

Jing Yuan was just as surprised, if not astonished, by the scene that had unfolded in front of him.

He was finishing up some paperwork that Lady Fu had so kindly delivered to him in the Alchemy Commission when suddenly, the jade abacus he had clipped to his belt loop started vibrating.

Not one to panic, he quickly unhooked it and got it closer to his ear, so that he could hear what the Express were asking of.

What he didn't expect was to hear the voice of his crush, the one that he has acquired after decades of not entertaining any romantic relationships, whispering and calling out his name.

Okay, maybe now he should panic.

Without a second thought, Jing Yuan summoned his weapon and gripped the jade abacus back, signaling it to teleport him to your location.

Paperwork be damned he would rather lose a hundred years of his life if it mean you would be safe.

That landed him here, in front of a half-naked (and very surprised) you.

He dissolved his weapon into thin air and folded his arms against his chest.

“Well, this is a surprise.”

“Wow, you don't say.”

Jing Yuan raised an eyebrow at your tone.

“S-sorry, I don't know how you got here.”

An interesting turn of events.

“... Did you not call for me?”

“No, Why would I? Even if I did, how did you just…magically appear here?”

“Oh, dear.”

“What?”

“The jade abacus. I think you… I think you gripped it while you were…busy.”

He looked into your eyes and back down at the pillow that was barely covering your lower half.

“The jade aba—”

You cut yourself off, turning to your side to where you had thrown it, only to find the wretched object to be in the center of your crumpled blanket.

“Fuck.”

“Jing Yuan— I am so, so , so, sorry, I swear this was an honest mistake and I'll—”

Jing Yuan cut you off with the raise of his hand. “I forgive you.” “Really? Great let me j—”

“On one condition.” Of course there’s a catch. You sighed begrudgingly.

“What do you need help with?” “Quite the opposite, actually.” Your eyes widened but before you could let out your protests, Jing Yuan spoke up again. “You let me help you finish.” The gall of this man.You’re still going to take the chance that he doesn’t know what you were doing. “Finish what?”

You tried to sound innocent but your voice came out breathier than you wanted it to be. “Dont play coy now, you know exactly what I mean.” Your face burnt in embarrassment as you looked away. Jing Yuan dragged your desk chair and got it to the front of your bed before sitting down and making himself comfortable, propping one leg on the other and leaning back. “Go on, show me exactly what you were doing before I got here,hm?” “I can’t.” Jing Yuan paused, shit, had he misread the situation? Maybe he should—

“I can’t do it without you.” You had covered your red face at this point, way too embarrassed to look him in the eye while speaking. Jing Yuan just about lost it at that, abandoning all doubt and pouncing on you, grabbing your face to take you in a devouring kiss. He threw the pillow covering your bottom half in a random direction, quickly pecking you on the cheeks before pulling your hand over his. “Guide me.” You nodded shyly and pushed his hand towards your dripping pussy again. Fuck. His hands were just the way you imagined them. Warm and big, enough to hold your own two hands.

His hand (under your guidance and insistence) cupped your pussy and grinded the heel of his palm into your sensitive clit. “I’ve barely touched you, were you this wet while we were talking,hm? Did it turn you on to have me catch you in such an embarrassing state?” Jing Yuan whispered in your ear as he hovered over you and you thanked every aeon known for this opportunity because fuck, your imagination did not do any justice to how good the general was. Jing Yuan dipped the tip of his finger in your core, not entering but adding just enough stimulation for you to feel something there.

“Answer me.”

“No, I swear I didn’t, Jing Yuan, please—”

Jing Yuan smiled, he didn’t know you would be this easy to subdue.

He gently thrusted his finger inside, watching your face for any discomfort or resistance.

But, he was only met with your blissed out face, as you gasped in pleasure from his ministartions.

“Were you able to reach here?” He curled his finger upwards, hitting your sensitive spot just right.

You threw your hand over your mouth, pinching your mouth shut and praying, once again, to all the aeons you knew that the other passengers on the Express were dead asleep and couldn’t hear you. Granted, your room was the last in the carriage and had a decent amount of sound proofing but, you were still not risking it.

Your snapped out of your worries when Jing Yuan pushed in another finger alongside the one that was already in you.

“It looks like you’re getting distracted, maybe I’m not doing my job well enough?”

“N—Fuck, Its good, I’m sorry—Shit—”

Jing yuan simply kissed your head affectionately like he wasnt fingering you to hell and back right now and picked up the pace of his fingers.

Your hand was just gripping his wrist and you werent sure if it was to egg him to continue or get him to slow down and stop.

Maybe both.

Your head rolled back on the bed, exposing your bare neck to Jing Yuan as he immediately took the opportunity to cover your neck in kisses, Aeons be dammed. There's no way hes letting you walk out of this room unmarked and not carrying any proof of the evening you spent with him.

You gasped as your orgasm finally, finally overtook you. You shook in the general’s grasp as he continued thrusting his fingers in and out, drawing out the pleasure.

Taking his soaked fingers out, he popped them in his mouth, savouring the taste while you recovered from the intense bout of sensations you just went through.

You propped yourself up on your elbows again, looking at Jing Yuan owlishly as your head cleared from the horniness.

Jing Yuan only smiled at you before holding your head and kissing your forehead again before gathering you in his arms.

“Call me old fashioned or old but I do believe in the proper process of courting someone and,”

He looked into your eyes as he cupped your face in one palm and brushed the thumb along the seam of your chin.

“I think we skipped a few steps.”

“Yeah, no shit, general.”

He laughed at that, his chest shaking as the deep sound rumbled from his throat, you blushed again.

You were in the arms of the man you’ve wanted to kiss since you stepped foot on the Xianzhou ship.

You covered your burning face with your palms again as Jing Yuan’s laughter died down into little chuckles.

“We did all of that and youre getting shy now?”

“Shut up. You have no idea how much I’ve wanted this.”

“Wanted what? To get fingered by me?”

“No! — I mean that too, I guess, but I meant being held by you! Stop playing games, Jing Yuan.”

Jing Yuan only laughed as he took his free hand and grabbed your hands, turning them towards him one after the other and kissing the palm.

“I jest, I jest. But, I must stay here for the night. I’m afraid I cant travel back to the Xianzhou Luofu seeing as we aren’t closeby.”

You smiled.

Jing Yuan’s eyes twinkled in mischief right back at you.

“Be my guest.”

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urpersonalbloodbag2112 · 19 hours

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h1y4! 1m h3r3 to c4us3 no troubl3, just to 4sk a f3w qu3st1ons. my names r3z1, y4 m1ght know m3. 1 1nh3r1t3d your t1tl3 on 4lt3rn14st1ms, w3ll, th4t w4s b3for3 1 w4s rud3ly r3mov3d by th3 m41n mod (mod n3p3t4, th3 old n3p3t4 you kn3w qu1t wh3n sh3 h4d h3r br34kdown), 4nd 1 w4nt to 3xpos3 th3 mods on th3 4ccount for wh4t th3y r34lly 4r3. d1rty ly1ng 4bus3rs.

now you m1ght b3 4sk1ng yours3lf "so why is she coming to ME? i quit alterniastims so long ago!" b3c4us3 1 know you h4v3 a h1story w1th th3 m41n mod 4nd poss1bly h4v3 th1ngs th4t would h3lp 3xpos3 th3m to th3 public (th1s 1s both 4n 3xpos1ng of h1m 4nd 4lt3rn14st1ms.) you c4n r3m41n 4nonymous 1f you so w1sh!

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[translation:

hiya! i here to cause no trouble, just to ask a few questions. my names rezi, ya might know me. i inherited your title on alterniastims, well, that was before i was rudely removed by the main mod (mod nepeta, the old nepeta you knew quit when she had her breakdown and i want to expose the mods on the account for what they really are. dirty lying abusers.

now you might be asking yourself "so why is she coming to ME? i quit alterniastims so long ago!" because i know you have a history with the main mod and possibly have things that would help expose them to the public (this is both an exposing of him and alterniastims) you can remain anonymous if you so wish!

if you aren't willing to share the information, thats okay too! have a nice day! ]

Hi. I appreciate the ask, Miss Rezi. You’re correct, I do have quite a history with this account. I even temporarily left when me and the main mod were still friends. I quickly regained my title, however.

The main mod and I were friends for at least three to four years prior to this. Every time, it ended with me blocking them, since they were abusive. They gaslit me everytime we met into thinking that they had changed. About the second time we met, we started dating yet they convinced me it was one sided. After that, they stopped talking to me for about two or three months, only to come back to let me know they had ran off and started dating my crush at the time. This time when they came back into my life, they hit me up saying they had changed. I foolishly decided to believe him, fully knowing nothing good could come of it. I gave them my address so they could send me things, and they gave me theirs so I could send them things. Now, they’ve been sending me anon hate. Saying I look like I “get off to corpses”, saying I look “acoustic”, and at one point, saying they’d “break into (my) your house and rape (me) you so hard”. I turned off anon asks for that reason, but me and my friends send each other anon asks in character for our role plays, and I figured I was safe. I think yours was the most pleasant thing I could have expected when I found an anon ask in my inbox. Also, yes, I have their address, and I am fully prepared to report them to the police if their harassment continues.

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precuredaily · 5 years

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Happy Anniversary to Me

On April 10th, 2018 I published the first entry in Precure Daily. It was very simple, just a few short paragraphs about the plot, characters, themes, music, etc. Stuff I’ve tried to stick to with varying success as the project went on. It started on Facebook, and it started out of a desire to rewatch the entire Precure series. But after watching it, I wanted to talk about it. So I wrote down my thoughts, and posted it in a group, and got some responses. I kept it up, but as a bit of a digital hoarder/archivist/whatever you want to call it, I really wanted a way to keep track of my posts better. So I created this blog. The rest is history.... but keep reading anyway.

As FWPC went on, I started writing more and taking more screenshots. It definitely went overboard on several occasions. I didn’t, and still don’t, do a whole lot of editing. I spit out my thoughts onto the page and hit post. I do try to keep them structured, but the nature of this project means I don’t have a lot of time for reflection and review of my own content, if I also want to maintain a social life. As you all have seen, that can be harder than it sounds. I’ve gotten sidetracked a lot by reality. After blitzing through FWPC and writing an essay every day I was exhausted. I wanted to do a series overview, and I did start writing it, and it is still sitting in my drafts folder, incomplete. It may never be completed. A short break became a longer break while I distracted myself making the banner:

Of course depending on your page layout the banner may not be fully visible and that is incredibly frustrating to me. I am open to suggestions for improving that. But anyway the banner was made, and then finally I decided, screw it, I’ll do the overview when I have time, and dug into Max Heart. As much as I love the world of FWPC, Max Heart is a bit of a slog, and some personal turmoil didn’t help with this. It took me about six and a half months to get through all of Max Heart, and I’m still sorry for that. We’re 4 and a half months into reviewing Splash Star and I just got into the teens, so not exactly doing better, but I’ll try. I initially predicted that, with daily reviews, it would take about 2 and a half years from the start of the project to fully catch up with the weekly broadcasts. It’s going to take about 8 if I keep at my current pace, which is not ideal, but every time I try to speed up I just lose steam again. I don’t know if this project will ever be finished, but I promise to keep going for as long as I can. I want to thank each and every one of the 261 followers I have gained in this first year, but I want to highlight a few who stand out from the crowd: @yugimon135 You followed me here from Facebook and I can always count on you for a good quip.

@sailor-rurouni You’ve been one of my biggest supporters, and best confidants.

@sailorzombiestar You often chime in with some great insights. I look forward to reading your thoughts whenever I see your name in my notifications.

@hanasaki-tsubomi You are probably my number one reblogger and the source of a good number of my followers. Also you post great content on your own page and I love scrolling through it now and then.

@slightlyconfusedcinnamonbun You favorite all, or almost all of my posts, and that’s a huge confidence boost, so thank you.

And of course to every single one of you out there, whether you’ve been following me from the start or you’re a more recent join, thank you and I hope you enjoy the trip. Here’s to another year, two more, three more!

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#read this #PCD anniversary

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sunnymegatron · 3 years

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Valentine’s Day is coming up soon and, for many of us, this is the time when we think about our love lives...what’s been going well and how we want to grow. But there’s very few pressure-free spaces where we can learn new s£xual skills and ask all the questions we want…until now. My friend, A’magine, has been hosting the Erotic Carnival at her Fire Woman Retreat for years and now, for the first time, she is inviting people of all genders to experience the carnival outside of that one weekend. On February 12 from 9-11:30 pm EST, she and a group of glorious teachers (including @askmarciab @sexuslempowerment, and yours truly) are setting up a night of s£xy fun and exploration where you’ll get to learn all kinds of new s£xual skills online and in the comfort of our own home. If you’ve been wanting to learn some new 0ral techniques, about impact play, d1rty talk, s3nsual touch, topping without toys, creative ideas for role play & k1nk scenes, and more then you’re not going to want to miss this! Join me in this low-pressure, high-joy s£xy lab to level up your s£xual skills and make your Valentine’s weekend Twenty-Twenty-FUN. Link in my bio or go to https://sunnymegatron.krtra.com/t/pAFCnb4ETQdT for more info. https://www.instagram.com/p/CK975PJBQ1L/?igshid=1d8vnfgpdnitq

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574rc45m · 7 years

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D1RTY TALK ALWAYS SEEMS F0RCED AND FAKE AND WE1RD T0 ME

1 CANT TAKE THAT SH1T SER10USLY

#D45HW47CH1NG

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beepboopkek · 5 months

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— I will always come to your aid (AMAB!Reader)

AFAB!Reader has also been posted! including: Jing Yuan cw: !!NSFW!!, amab!reader, grammar and spelling errors possible, pwp but barely, hinted that reader has a s1ze k1nk, f1ng3r1ng, reader is a little sarcastic, still spreading my Jing Yuan is a Bastard (affectionate) agenda, masturbat1on, getting caught masturbat1ng, d1rty talk, cum eat1ng, no use of y/n, reader can be interpreted as the trailblazer but they are NOT stelle/caelus, safe sane and consensual w/c: 2k a/n: people liked strip starchess so much so here is another one of my brainrots... i dont usually like this troupe that much but i find myself excusing anything and everything for jing yuan so here we are. for my female reader likers i got u, its being posted right after this so you guys can enjoy too :3. also just remember that this is NOT stelle/caelus, its the you haha, i dont like shipping the raccoons with anyone as a personal pref so I'm just making that clear :3. anyways same warning as last time this is like my third time writing smut and also english isn't my first language. enjoy!!