#dai playthrough no. 3008

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You are stealing? Right to jail. You are playing music too loud? Right to jail, right away. Driving too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses? You right to jail.

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Loghain: Promise me when I leave you won’t do anything stupid. Alaina: I promise! Promise me you’ll wear the flower crown I made you? Loghain, who has already thrown that out: No. 

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Blackwall: At the heart of it, all a Warden is - is a promise. To protect others! Even at the cost of your own life.

Cue Ailonwy drunk, stripped down to her small clothes at a fancy bar in Val Royeaux: Why did I become a Grey Warden?? To meet hot milfs.

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alaina: so you know the hero of ferelden ?! :D

loghain, sweating bc he’s married to the hof: I know of her, yes. 

also not me shamelessly promoting my ailonwy x loghain fic -> {x}

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dalish rep @ halamshiral is the only way to go 

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loghain in the dalish formal attire though 🥰

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Inquisition @ The Grey Wardens: It’s the demon summoning for me. 

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re: my last post

Ailonwy: What? We can laugh about Ostagar now! It’s funny!

Loghain: I’m sure a lot of people would beg to differ. 

Ailonwy: Well they just don’t have a sense of humor. 

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does anyone else cry when loghain is a good baby daddy and goes to see morrigan and his son ?? no ?? just me ??? alright.

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it’s the blatant foreshadowing for me

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Iron Bull: Hey, Furrows.

Loghain: What? Me?

Iron Bull: Yes. Furrows between the eyes. Moping. Lost in your own issues.

Loghain: Can't a man think without being judged for it?

Iron Bull: I'm not judging. I was gonna say you're pretty good at it. I can't pull that off.

Loghain: A tragedy, for sure.

Iron Bull: And I mean, if you're going to brood, you might as well reap the benefits.

Loghain: What benefits?

Iron Bull: The ladies.

Loghain: You do know I'm married, yes?

Iron Bull: And why do you think Ailonwy wanted to marry you? For the handsome brooding.

Ailonwy, if in party: Actually, it was for his big dic-

Loghain: ENOUGH.

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what goes through my head while playing dai

me: gasp there’s two bedrolls in loghain’s cave !! proof ailonwy was here 

me @me: no bitch, they’re married they would share bedrolls

me, now with a single tear falling down my cheek while nodding: you’re right

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loghain: *explaining everything that’s happening*

alaina: *thoroughly confused and still doesnt even know what a grey warden is*

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Loghain: Anyways, I’m Warden Loghain.

Alaina: Creators! Your name is Warden too? Isn’t that great Blackwall! You guys are matching! 

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anyways, mistakes were made - i went back to my ex 

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At Adamant Fortress

Cullen: Don’t worry Inquisitor, Warden Loghain will watch your back. Ailonwy: Just don’t light any signals, he doesn’t like that.