#dai playthrough no. 42069

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once again this mod was the best decision i've ever made

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how to make everyone in the inquisition hate you except for two people

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i love when you're going around in inquisition and you see your cute little inquisition soldiers and they have a chest for you and you're like wow !! so thoughtful guys !!

and you open the chest up and it's like a couple of elfroots and a basic sword that you've looted 3000 times in the hinterlands

like they were like "oh fuck the inquisitor's coming, quick pick up some of those flowers and just throw your sword in there, gotta look like we found her some loot"

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you're killing me solas

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dragon age inquisition but instead of the inquisitor it's your mess of a warden and her traitor teyrn husband

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ailonwy: if im wearing grey warden blue we're all wearing grey warden blue

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anyways ?? they're my favorite couple ??

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are you fucking kidding me ?? BIOWARE - MAKE THIS MAN A ROMANCE OPTION

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ailonwy, flashbacking to zevran: i love a man who bargains for his life

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ailonwy: that's my best friend, he a real bad bitch

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16 yr old me and her little 'Romance Loghain' origins mod is fucking shaking rn

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me: ailonwy would HATE solas, and he would hate her also me:

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me: *sobbing bc they're so cute and i love them* man! i feel like a woman playing in the bg, ruining the vibe: 👁👄👁

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ailonwy: my parents said the same thing

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im going to challenge whoever made the warden scout armor in inquisition to hand-to-hand combat