#damian: *confused and blushing furiously* w-WHAT???

[alildrifter]

No, because an older Anya would 100% think that the best way to become best friends (not best best friends like her and Becky of course) with Damian would be to be with him at all times.

Oh, Damian’s studying? Awesome cool, Anya has now pressed herself against his side to share his notes, unaware to the way Damian is turning an alarming shade of red and panic.

Damian’s cold? Gee, as a best friend Anya just has to share her scarf with him and hold his hand, completely ignoring the baffled look on his face and stuttering demand on what she thinks she’s doing.

Like give me an older Damian that knows she’s a mind reader and having to do mental gymnastics to keep his feelings for her a secret while Anya’s busy trying to be his best friend.