#damien haas love

[lazylittledragon]

what the fuck is this dnd anime i've been seeing everywhere and why the fuck was i not told about it sooner

[mynephewmarriedajaguar]

here’s damien confirming on stream <3 figured y’all would want the clip

[yestomexicansalsa]

I’m sorry for sharing a members only clip but they are so cute here 😭

[miwtual]

#roasted

[unknownteapot]

what i think smosh would look like as emoticons:

:O <- angela

:P <- amanda

:] <- spencer

:\ <- tommy

:} <- chanse

;) <- courtney

:) <- shayne

:L <- trevor

:‑, <- ian

:-) <- anthony

>:) <- arasha

>:3 <- damien

',:-l <- keith

[smoshpostiing]

damien talking about shayne and court 🫶

also, please stop bugging people about them!!!! it all comes down to respect and privacy... please be respectful guys😭

[fanbynature]

random smosh moments 41/?

[smoshmonker]

the gamer boys on reddit stories

[jagermancoded]

i’m going to be so annoying abt Sword AF i am so sorry

[generaltrashshecox]

Please Ian asking Damien to look over the script to punch up some of the Pokémon jokes/knowledge and then him writing more of the back and forth between Jesse and James I'm so 🥺🥺🥺

[feral-teeth]

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💖💝💘

pls share w credit!! 🫡

Inspired by @smoshpvnk any similarities to any other cards besides the format is not on purpose!

[splinkoop]

"I show up to your house, teach myself to read, then eat your manga collection, but also I brought my cat. wyd?"

I cannot handle this.

this boyfriend ass fit.

+ zelda being the cutest

[smoshyourheadin]

spencer’s funeral and his partner is the special guest and roasts spencer so hard and than revels that they are getting a cat together but everyone thinks it’d a baby announcement lmaoooo or however you wanna end it

Special News

pairing: spencer agnew x f! reader

a/n: anon i love this idea so much!! guys please don’t come at me for these terrible jokes i’m just a girl really 😜 also i’m posting sm rn go me

requests are open <33

“lebron james inspired us with his baller moves. steph curry inspired us with his words. spencer agnew inspired us by being a piece of shit, so we would never follow in his footsteps.”

you’re stood at the podium of the funeral, spencer in the coffin next to you holding a bouquet of plastic flowers as he tries not to laugh.

“spencer is a gamer, and we all know that. but if he spent as much time with me as he does on world of warcraft, i’d be the happiest girl on earth, but hey, at least he has a high gear score to keep him company whilst i cook.”

you see everyone laugh as you switch the paper, angela cackling over what you thought was a pretty shit joke.

as the laughter dies down, you continue on. “spencer and me only ever disagree over stupid things, and i think to myself, he must know he’s short when he has to look up to see eye-to-eye with someone who's shorter than him, because i’m always right. i’m sure courtney feels the same about shayne.”

at this, courtney yells “FACTS!” from behind one of the cameras, and you shoot her a wink.

shayne then stares you down, and all you say is “shayne don’t worry, i’m a short king ally!” which he just smirks at.

“i have some pretty bad jokes here, so let’s quickfire some.“ you mutter to everyone.

“if sleeping on my arm were an olympic sport, he’d have more gold than michael phelps.” this earns a giggle from spencer, as you have a folder on your phone of him asleep in the most awkward ways possible, always lying on your arm somehow.

“he’s so obsessed with video games, even his posture looks like it's from a character model that hasn't loaded properly yet.“ this makes everyone cackle, spencer opening one eye to glare at you, and you just laugh him off.

“your gamer boy posture is so bad, chiropractors have your picture on their vision boards on what to improve on.”

“do you guys think that,” you exhale through your nose at what patrick has written on your prompt card. “spencer’s idea of sitting normally the same as a pretzel’s idea of being straight?” which is so bad it’s good, making you crouch down to laugh.

you stand back up after a moment, your stomach twisting over what you’re about to do. it’s going to be so worth it, but gosh you feel bad.

“spencer, my lovely boyfriend, is a mt dew kickstart addict, certified gamer girl, and a soon to be father” and at this last statement, everyone gasps, and spencer’s eyes shoot open and he sits up. he looks at you intently, and you see him experience about a hundred emotions at once

you smile at everyone, turning to a camera, pulling out a printed off certificate of adoption, a picture of a tiny ginger cat taped to it.

“we got a cat!” you say, almost proud of how shocked everyone is

as you turn to look at spencer, you hear shayne’s laugh, and you look at spencer with sympathetic eyes, mouthing ‘i love you’ to him over all the laughter. he just smiles, knowing that this cat is going to be so loved by you both. especially you. because you love him so much.

as you sit back down, spencer sits up. having come back from the dead, he has some things to say. he goes through everyone at his funeral; alex, shayne, damien, tommy, selina, and then, you.

“and finally, my beautiful girlfriend, y/n. my bundle of sunshine, blinding and hard to look at directly.” you scoff at this, and he looks at you with a look that says this is a joke please don’t kill me when we’re home.

“i mean, come on, you cry at surf's up? i guess even animated penguins have higher emotional intelligence than you.” he manages to say through a fit if giggles. spencer always teases you for this, even though he cries at the NGE film. loser.

after wrap, courtney comes over to congratulate you on your cat, and just catch up generally.

“so, cat parents hey? proud of you girl” she says with a grin.

“yeah, i kinda feel bad scaring everyone into thinking spencer gets game in bed.” you reply, earning a laugh from her.

“don’t be mean to me! i’m a player you know?” spencer says coming up behind you.

“okay, sure you are mr ‘i cry at anime’.” you snap back.

he throws his hands up in defeat, and you kiss his cheek, going off to see amanda.

“she’s so cool.” courtney says

“yeah,” spencer replies. “she’s not that bad.”

she elbows him in the ribs, and he clutches his side

“i mean, she’s the best!” he says through strained teeth, courtney doing a proud nod before catching you up.

[gurenmonster]

pink damien doodle

[miwtual]

There’s so many evil residents!

DAMIEN HAAS as LEON KENNEDY If Video Games Were Real 2024 

[jayfeefle]

new photos just dropped. i’m clawing at the bars of my enclosure.