#daniel: we own A DOJO TOGETHER. ITS LIKE WERE KARATE MARRIED. GET A CLUE!!

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thinking about johnny who gets roped into going on a date with some random guy because miguel is like « sensei! i think you should widen your dating horizon! » and johnny isn’t super into it but then robby is like « yeah dad, you should try to find someone » and johnny just can’t say no to the two of them so he’s like alright why not, he hasn’t really been with a guy since before he even met shannon but the kids are doing all the planning on an app and he just has to show up so that’s how he ends up meeting brian.

at first, daniel is not at all aware of who brian is, nor is he aware of the fact that johnny is queer. he’s been so busy with the dojo and with his (amicable) divorce that he’s kinda lost the plot on all of what goes on in johnny’s life. but then one day, he and johnny are tidying up the dojo after training and brian calls and johnny answers the phone and daniel is like??? who is this person that johnny is flirting with on the phone?? he learns about brian through sam who is like « oh yeah, miguel and robby put johnny on a dating app and now he has a sort of regular boyfriend? » and daniel’s head explodes because 1) UH??? 2) UH???!!?!?? and 3) *that should be me.mp3*

cue in daniel crashing all of johnny and brian’s dates with more and more ridiculous reasons (i think silver is out of prison, the dojo caught on fire, we need to build robby’s ikea furniture RIGHT NOW, there’s a wasp in anthony’s room, etc) until brian ends it with johnny who is like « welp, it couldn’t last, i don’t think i’ll ever find someone to really be with » and daniel is so close to losing his goddamn mind and doing the love actually you’re perfect to me scene