#dao playthrough no. 3000

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just as sarcastic as her father 

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the da dev team hated us when they said we couldnt name our saves anymore

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zevran: would you be offended if i said i fancied you ?

ailonwy, already taking her clothes off: what did you say ?

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this is purely self-indulgent but it’s a really good screenshot !!

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me @ inquisition: where is it ?! where is my awkward naked party scene ?! where is the GOOD dialogue from everyone being naked from iron bull, dorian, cole, & sera ?? AND SOLAS - WHERE IS MY AWKWARD NAKED SOLAS

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Varel: You really want him to be a Grey Warden?

Ailonwy: He’s hot, he hates me, and he wants me dead, that is literally the definition of my type. 

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Ailonwy after Anders calls her pretty: I have known Anders for only two whole minutes but if anything were to happen to this apostate I would kill everyone in Vigil’s Keep and then myself 

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ailonwy: oh so when morrigan sleeps with loghain it’s “saving everyone’s lives” but when I sleep with loghain it’s “fraternizing with the enemy” 

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loghain: my preference would be to throw him over the edge to be forgotten, let him go down in the history books as just another casualty in a long and bloody war. 

ailonwy: please loghain, please just light the fire. 

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ailonwy: no one said there was gonna be a duel so I didn’t bring my dueling gear? so I feel very unprepared and if I could just go back to arl eamon’s estate I have this really nice armor that-

loghain: shut up and draw already 

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the best thing about playing a bold and flirty warden is that you get dialogue like this

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Oghren about Mhairi: if it isn't the recruit with the great rack.

Ailonwy, offended: what about MY rack??