#dash:text

[thatschuesterguy]

Schue-sibs

Chris: Would you like to take a trip down memory lane? Find some matching outfits and have our picture taken. We can send some to Mom; you know she loves that stuff. @matt-schue @stellaschue

[ethanmontgomery]

Ethan: How is it that I've been back for a month, and we still haven't hung out? @mollysmythe

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: Hoichi who??? Chris: It seems people just love to hate things these days. Food, books, music... You name it, and people start the craziest rumors to hate things. Chris: If listening to Nickleback makes you happy, then, by all means,, listen to them. Put the best of Nickleback playlist on Spotify on repeat and sing along at the top of your lungs.

Jaz:

Jaz: I don't understand where all the hate came from. Jaz: Do other people not have ears? Are we living in an earless society? Jaz: I'll bet Hoichi's ghost started this rumor or something and people just latched on.

[thatschuesterguy]

Schue-sibs

Chris: Random question of the day... Karaoke bar, does anyone feel like joining this old guy??

[facilierxxcelia-blog]

JELIA 💫 TEXT

Jace: I HAVE NEWS. GOOD NEWS. BIG NEWS.

Celia: wHAT'S UP? TELL ME. RIGHT NOW.

[thatschuesterguy]

Schue-sibs

Chris: I need help.... help picking a costume for Halloween, that is. It's been years since I last dressed up for the occasion, and honestly, I have no idea what to wear. Suggestions are welcome. @matt-schue @stellaschue

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: There you go; you should allow yourself to occasionally breathe else life will get stressful. Chris: At the top of my head, Boston and San Francisco. Both are excellent cities to visit. As for countries, I don't have recommendations, but a list of places I'd love to visit one day... Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Kenya, South Africa.

Owen: and your two cents are very appreciated! especially since i think i'm finally coming around to knowing that you're right and i should allow myself to breathe a little. Owen: i've been such a homebody for so long, i can honestly say i'd love to visit just about anywhere out of town. now, i don't know about a whole other country since i feel like that'd need to be a more extravagant trip. lol do you have any recommendations?

[thatschuesterguy]

text 🡪 Felicity

Chris: Is there a secret to getting Andre to eat his veggies? This morning, when I gave him a carrot to snack on, he literally stuck his nose in the air and hopped away.

[ethanmontgomery]

ethan: still breaks my heart knowing that they're able to make you feel that way. I want to see you happy, not sad. ethan: I'm sure I will. I'd like a place big enough to settle down, and that has a yard. ethan: Yes, ma'am, I'll see you at 2.

delilah: The fact still remains that they make me sad.

delilah: I'm sure you'll find something you like, this place has a lot to offer

delilah: Meet me at my shop around 2?

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: Hey Matt! Thanks so much for taking Stells to the ER—I appreciate you looking out for her. Keep me posted! Chris: I guess even if it's only a bruised butt, it's going to be a “real pain in the rear', right? Chris: Stells, I'll make sure that the pavement outside your building is ice-free by the time you get back from the ER.

Text || SchueSibs

Matt: Heyo! Matt: Chris! I know you saw Stells’ post about busting her ass on ice. We’re heading to the ER to make sure it’s only a bruised butt and not a cracked tailbone. Matt: Stells… I’ll make it up to up for doing this.

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: Don't leave me in suspense here... How much do you hate life?

Dove: i'm making poor life decisions again. tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life!

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: I have not heard about any parties yet, but I'll let you know when I do.

text 📲 open

Brody: Holiday parties are coming up, right? Any word on where the fun ones are at?

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: Hey, you. We're good. He's eating again. I bought a feed ball. I swear, it's his favorite toy at the moment. The snacks that come out of it might have something to do with that, ha. Anyway, how's my favorite bunny whisperer doing?

Text || Chris & Felicity

Felicity: Chris Cutie! 💕 How are you and that super adorbs bun of yours? Please please please tell me he’s no longer hunger striking!

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: Spiders are actually very useful in your house. They're nature's own pest control.

text message || open

CEL: I love animals. I swear I do. But like... CEL: WHY ARE SPIDERS A THING? CEL: AND WHO TF LET MICE INTO MY NEW APARTMENT?! CEL:

[thatschuesterguy]

Chris: You're welcome. It's one of the burdens of being the oldest, but I carry it gladly, knowing it keeps Emma off your tail for another few years. That being said, I can't wait until it's December. Matt better watch out, ha. Chris: Enjoy your freedom. You've got four more years to slowly break the news to her; use them wisely.

text 👧🏼 @thatschuesterguy

Stella: Guess who has two thumbs and four more years before Mom starts questioning her biological clock??

Stella: ME. That’s who. Your service in shielding me so I don’t have to tell Emma she’s not getting grandkids from ME is wildly appreciated tho, DC.

[ethanmontgomery]

Ethan: To be honest, I blocked so much from those days that I can't remember if you did or didn't say anything insulting. Going to law school was not for me. I saw the light, decided to not follow the path my parents wanted me to be on and became a teacher. Ethan: I guess there are worse places to be when your truck breaks down.

Mack: Hopefully I didn't say anything insulting... There are very few people in this life I ever expected to run into again, so I feel you. As for what brings me here, my truck broke down in Allentown and between getting it fixed and the hotel stays, I ended up figuring it was cheaper to rent an apartment and start saving up again, since it killed my savings.