#dashingwatches: breaking bad

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I HAD A GUY BUT NOW I DON'T

YOU

ARE NOT

THE GUY

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If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone getting a handjob by their wife in breaking bad, I'd have two nickles

which isn't a lot but it's surprising that it's happened twice

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I feel like people have to be joking about people who unironically glorify walter white, like, what show have they been watching?

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WAIT A SECOND THEY'RE IN A DINER IS THIS THE "what the fuck are you talking about jesse" SCENE

ah dang too soon too soon

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wow this is just like breaking bad

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HEY SAUL GOODMAN IS HERE

Did you know you have rights?

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I like how "leaving money for your family" is never said until someone else says it, and it's by the guy he already tried to kill, and after he already blew off his family multiple times.

Like, even early on, it's very clearly not about his family.

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I'm sorry, I can't look at this scene with a straight face, having the full knowledge that bob odenkirk has a foot fetish and the camera angle makes this lady's feet the whitest thing on the screen

I mean I guess if I was stuck in an elevator I'd take my shoes off too, but also I'd probably have socks

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It's so weird that sonic has appeared three seperate times in breaking bad

how am I not expected to pay more attention to the music of seaside hill?

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God yeah the "I am the danger" line is so fucking funny, you didn't even shoot him

you punked out of shooting a different guy once he called you

you got knocked the fuck out in a bar fight

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OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME HE'S LITERALLY NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

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SONIC??

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WAIT I'M AT THE "what the fuck are you talking about jesse" SCENE

I forgot that he doesn't actually say it, that's a bummer

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actually, nah, fuck gale, he knew what the implications were

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man, every time I hear the word "junebug" I just remember how someone legitimately tried to convince people that it was a slur just because fans of june wanted to call themselves that or something.

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I am very surprised that this isn't the part where gus threatens his children, what could walt possibly do to screw it up even more