#davekitties rambles

[davekitties]

hey yall, so the job didn't work out ): I have some bills coming up, and I really don't know what to do. if anyone has anything to spare, here's my c$ and my pp. anything helps!!

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I think Dewgong would enjoy one

if I was a pokemon trainer Id be giving them cigarettes I dont even smoke myself I just think itd be really funny to see like a sewaddle with a cigarette in its mouth

[davekitties]

once again... i am asking for gas money... i spent all the money I made from the old merch I sold on Me/rc/ari on my prescriptions and groceries 🥲 if you wanna throw anything my way, I would greatly appreciate it!! my pa/yp/al is here, and my ca/sh/ap/p is here.

lmk if there is anything I can do for you!! and my selling stuff page is here!! PLEASE feel free to send offers!! if you say you found you found me via my Tumblr, drop me a message on me/rc/ar/i about that and I'll give you a discount!!

thanks so much for reading 💙

[davekitties]

"Is that the-"

"The Japanese only, exclusive, PS Vita case that was only included in the bundle of the hit, homoerotic, game, Dramatical Murder? Yes, yes it is."

[davekitties]

I'm around $20-$30 short currently of being able to afford all the utilities, so if anyone wanted to help out my ca/sh/ap/p is here and my pa/yp/al is here. thanks again to everyone who helped me get food 💙 with all going accordingly, I should be able to start my new job next Friday ☺️

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lest us not forget the GOAT of multilingual pokemon names. may I present: Growlithe, but in German

(I keep a German Growlithe pokemon card in my wallet at all times. for reasons.)

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dropping this here

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any time I'm a teeny tiny little pokemon while using the syncro machine (you'll want audio on for this one)

[davekitties]

okay, I lost my job I got recently 🥲 and I'm currently frantically looking for a job, but in the meantime, could I get a little help? I'm so sorry to ask, but we have bills coming up in 2 weeks, my medication refills in less time than that, and I'm broke. so, here my ca/sha/pp and here's my pa/ypal

thank you all, I would appreciate it if you could pass this along/reblog if you can't send anything. I hate asking for help, but I'm starting to get desparate tbh.

PLEASE let me know if I can do anything for you too, like a poem, a short story, maybe some (poor) art, or whatever. I also have tons of legit shiny pokemon, like shiny Xerneas and Yveltal from the pokemon XY 2016(?) distribution event, along with many others. If I don't have it, I can (usually) get it.

thank you for reading ❤️

[davekitties]

I would be unstoppable if not for the cursed amulet

[davekitties]

if you're looking for some rare/legit homestuck stuff (Pyralspite scalemate, Terezi's dragon beanie/tabogan, and the homestuck 2012 kickstarter tarot deck), madoka magica stuff (I have 2 different listings of a mousepad/LED mouse combo featuring Madoka/Madoka on one and Madoka/Homura on the other), or the binding of isaac four souls (a few loot crate exclusive shirts), please check this out!!

I'm trying to get rid of stuff while also keeping the lights on, so i welcome (reasonable) offers!! All this stuff is legit, has only been owned by myself, and is either new in packaging or new without tags!! Please feel free to message me on here with any questions!! (:

[davekitties]

SHINY HO-OH IS HEREEE!!!!

yee :3

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green themed makeup selfie drop 🤗

I always do dramatic makeup because my glasses "tone" it down to some degree, but here's some pics without my glasses

struggling... to find an outfit... that fits this green theme... <- only wears black/grey/red

also, I always forget how my light/sparse my eyebrows are until I fill them in (with my totally expired by now brow pomade OTL), and I'm like, "DAMN, who's this person I'm looking at?? ME?????? Couldn't be." <- not used to having eyebrows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I gotta get ready for a concert tonight, and i need everyone to know that I'm fat as hell, and going to a fun concert, fat as hell, and I will still enjoy my time, despite being fat as hell, because being fat doesn't stop life from being lived or enjoyed 😇

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Umbeon helps

[davekitties]

I know it's really late right now, but I finally got a job, and I'm going to start training Sunday!!! the downside is I have bills due Wednesday and Thursday and with the 100⁰F heat we've been having, I don't know if I can go 2 or more weeks without power ): so please, please, I know everyone is struggling right now, but I just need a little help so I don't have more heat strokes.

my pa/yp/al is here, and my ca/sh/ap/p is here.

please and thank you to everyone who has helped out btw!!! yall are the only reason I was able to afford food and pay some of the other bills. I love you guys ❤️

also, PLEASE do not hesitate to ask for some advice/writing help/editing/funnily drawn pictures/just wanting to vent and have someone to listen to if you'd like to help me out (and don't forget pokemon, if you want a rare/barely obtainable pokemon, I can 99.9% of the time get it for you in a legit way)

thanks for reading, thanks for supporting me, and thanks to my beloved mutuals for reblogging my posts; yall have been so kind to me, and idk where I would be without yall ❤️