#david shark thot lore revealed?

[david-sharkthot-webster]

the thing about sending Sledge to club tropicana AKA the Pacific was saur missjudged because that little pale ginger boy is NON-TROPICAL

(how do i know this? my gpa was too pale and was deemed non tropical and was therefore NAWT sent to africa, italy or the pacific they stamped his white skin with europe- yes its laffable lads)

u want that boy to go to islands where a nasty sunburn is his enemy number one? forget the Japanese shield him from the sun!! no water no sun lotion no sunglasses fucking hell he's peelin like an easy-peelr satsuma from M&S babes!