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My fucking new doorknob apparently locks itself sometimes so I'm stuck outside until my brother in law can bring my sister's key home
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Hey, I know it's a cute video but that is a good way to get bit in the face. I don’t care how nice or well behaved your dog is. If it gets scared or you hurt it on accident and it bites, then your face is what it's gonna go for.
#deckertalks#it doesn't matter how good your dog is#my dog is wonderful and super protective of me#she still tries to bite when we clip her nails
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Screaming crying throwing up buying a kind of expensive thing i really want and budgeted for and thought hard about whether I wanted it or not for months
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Fucking god forbid I be a little cranky at work because it's almost an hour past when I usually take my break and the person who's supposed to cover for me is nowhere to be found
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Taking the puppy to the vet because she started shitting blood 🙃
#deckertalks#the receptionist and i both think its just because she's had diarrhea for a week now and has some irritation#my sister is convinced its giardia#which. probably not but we'll test her anyway#unfortunately this happened at six am so im running on three hours of sleep#and i decided against collecting a stool sample because i hadnt planned on taking her to the vet until monday#and it would have had to go in the fridge and sorry im not putting a baggie of dog shit anywhere near my food#like i dont think its giardia but im also not fucking risking that
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If you have a basement, they tend to stay a little warmer than the rest of the house.
OKAY listen up, this is a thread for all my cold friends out there who aren’t used to severe cold. HOW TO LAYER, A GUIDE TO STAYING WARM, USING ONLY CLOTHING YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE, NO FANCY SILK UNDERWEAR OR WHATEVER.
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#deckertalks#when our power went out a few winters ago the only warmish place was the basement#not necessarily warm but definitely warmer
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He had to be kept out of my room for a whole week and now he's just taking up my whole bed in revenge
#deckertalks#literally right in the middle of my bed#stretched out as much as he can while hes sleeping#what an asshole
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Ya know I actually prefer it when customers get rude and swear at me so I can kick them out because every once in a while we get someone who just fucking reams in to me with "nice" words and tell me that wow you look sad if you hate your job so much maybe you shouldn't work here. Like excuse me what the fuck?
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Has everybody heard about the new thing? You’re supposed to go to inspirobot, and your first generated result is what your 2022 is going to be like.
…here’s mine….
uh oh.
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It's very fun to be waiting to talk to hr about an address change while he's having a very loud argument with a manager
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I would rather get called a cunt to my face than have one more mid twenties blond woman accuse me of rolling my eyes at them because I tried to make eye contact with my coworker so they'd come back me up
#deckertalks#the way all these women (and its all women) act like fucking middle school bullies#just 'oh my god did you just frown at me? im gonna list all the reasons youre a failed person and if you get mad it means im right'#its always something small they accuse me of#something that itd be easy for people to miss but would be super rude of me to do#and then just tear into me#and then when i stop smiling because why would i smile at someone acting like that#they always ask why i work customer service if im not even capable of being nice and smiling#FUCK YOU!#I AM NICE!!#youre just being an asshole#i dont even do anything they just make shit up#and i know this because my coworkers have watched this happen and they agreed that i didnt do anything
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I got a bunch of free plums so I'm making a chocolate plum cake and it smells so good in my house rn
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Is anyone else seeing bots doing this shit or is it just me
#deckertalks#i have blocked and reported so many its ridiculous#and its all the exact same thing with either meme page tags#or very specific fandoms#i know the ace tag had a bunch a few weeks ago#but i haven't seen any posts about the issue since
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I found a kitten in the parking lot at work so now I have the sweetest baby that I definitely can't keep
#deckertalks#hes maybe 9 weeks old?#and seems healthy just a little underweight and a bit wormy#hes friendly tho#i just walked right up to him and grabbed him
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I hate trying to find any sort of nutrition info online because everyone is stupid and theyre trying to convince me that simple syrup is sugar free
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My sister got me a new kitten since her friend was trying to get rid of hers and no one wanted him and he's so ridiculous and anyways I named him creep
#deckertalks#i did not want him either but then i held him and he started purring#hes so friendly too
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