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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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wow we're mutuals now...what next?
world domination methinks
you’re so right
as soon as my baby wakes
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depressedtransguy · 3 years ago
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THATS SO CUTEEEE THEYRE HALLOWEEENNNNNNN
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NO FUCKING WAY
YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME, RIGHT?!??!?!
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1smolbean · 4 years ago
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cym as rwby characters
BESTIE,,,,THIS ASK GAVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN OH MY GOSH
these are the only mutuals I could think of off the top of my head I can add you if you want
@complete-gay-chaos - either Blake, Weiss, or Penny, I can't decide. just....all three. you're all three okay? also with a little bit of Summer because like you LOOK cute and innocent but you could kill me. you could literally stab me and I wouldn't be surprised in the least. you're the "looks like a cinnamon roll could actually kill you" part of the cinnamon roll meme.
@depressedtransguy00 - Marrow. don't make me try to explain this because I literally cannot, it's just The Vibes okay.
@that-one-theater-nerd - Nora. you were innocent once but I think we corrupted you at one point. also you break homophobe's kneecaps for fun and good for you
@rainbowpie14 - Jaune. *points at you Lord Farquaad-style* MOM FRIEND (it's none of your business how much caffeine I consume and how many hours I spend reading fanfics when I'm supposed to be writing /lh)
@of-stars-and-ships - Velvet. you could commit a murder and get away with it. I feel like you have an extensive knowledge of some obscure thing or fandom everybody overlooks. I want to hear all about it
@violet-sunrises - Emerald. I don't doubt that you've killed a man before and could do so again if desired. you are part of my found family and that means I am currently throwing paper airplanes at you and no I will not stop
@thedragonemperess - Ilia. be gay do crime
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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Aight how's Dennis doing for the Bingo
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not as much as yours because he is genuinely a bad person and I don’t happen to relate to him but I also love him so much it is a problem
but if you had asked for Mac, every square in this would be filled
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depressedtransguy · 4 years ago
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honestly YES and I’m not even a car fucker like you
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Hey, this fucker is cute, right?
yes that’s adorable
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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MACDENNIS FIC RECS
@basementstoner
Jealous Dennis is always a beauty
some good smut with feelings
I’m obsessed with jealous Dennis and it’s hella cute
as it says on the tin, just some soft things
Drunken kissing is always fun
soft🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Fake dating and ‘it’s not gay to kiss another dude’
✨confessions✨
Mac and Dennis break up fluff
blowjob
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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i feel bad 4 sending so many asks but uh. im taking psych. and theres this theory that oral fixation is a result of your parents not feeding you enough when youre a baby. all im saying is taking into account what mac and den's parents are like. they might be super into bjs
absolutely do not feel bad I love them
and oh shit really
…weird
but yeah if that’s true they are incredibly into bjs ajsjdjjdjdjd
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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It's mango season 🥭
BITCH (affectionate) HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
I still haven’t had a mango :((
they actually sell them at my work thou so I really should
ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG HOW WAS COLLEGEEEE DM MEEEEEEE <33333
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clericallyinsane · 4 years ago
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I HATW THAT MY TUMBLR WON'T LET ME COMMENT MORE
So
@bisexual-etherian NOT THE WELCOME TO FRIDAY PLS
@depressedtransguy00 I LOVE THAT YOU'RE SINGING MONTERO
continuing never gonna give you up:
YOUR HEART'S BEEN ACHING BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT
INSIDE WR BOTH KNOW WHATS BEEN GOUNG ON
WE KJOW THE GAME ANF WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT
AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO BLIND TO SEE
I'm tired
hello. I've been really struggling lately and have almost completely lost my will to live.
*puts up a flimsy sign with "this is a one note one day post" on it*
every note this posts gets is how many more days I will stay alive for.
you can spam it idc
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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bestie pls i am v confused on what is happen in iasip and also macdennis???? 0/10 i have no idea whats happening
you’ll need to be more specific because I could go on for the length of 15 seasons and I have drivers ed in two hours
also you’re wrong macdennis is 1000/10 they are insane and I love them
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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also i want to say i honestly LOVE macden and having someone to talk to them about thank you SO MUCH for putting iasip on my dash a few months ago
it’s absolutely my pleasure I love psychoanalyzing terrible people that I want to fuck ajsjjdjdjdjdj
also I need someone to talk to too
they make me want to explode and I can’t find any other person in my life who can understand that
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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gently taps your shoulder ... macden hcs mayhaps ...
macden hcs are hard because you have to pick between ‘wait wasnt this canon?’ and ‘oh that’s just a self insert isn’t it’
but ask and you shall receive
While Dennis is at first ashamed at being in ‘love’ with Mac or whatever, he quickly realizes as they begin dating that he could gain further superiority from it by flaunting Mac like his prize, so he quickly flips from ‘let’s not hold hands in public’ to ‘we can have sex right now with three people watching’
Dennis would die without Mac because he makes sure he eats and drinks and sleeps, mostly by having dinners together or sharing bottles or cuddling so it feels less like pressuring him and more for Macs sake
Mac is obnoxiously loud in bed
They’re super kinky at first because they’re still not sure of themselves but they find themselves mellowing out once they realize they’re there to enjoy themselves, so vanilla sex ends up being their most romantic
Macs lap is Dennis’ seat I refuse to think otherwise
To bounce of that the casual touching continues, it’s just more overtly romantic, like where they’re casually holding hands or causally kissing or casually having rough sex
Dennis is always cold and Mac is his oven
They’re not allowed to work alone in the bar anymore after they get together because their little business somehow sinks to the negative (they were robbed and they didn’t notice)
They’re still a fantastic team when it comes to having plans and ruining peoples lives since they have undying love and support for one another but they’re even better because they don’t have to try and hide anything anymore
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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wait so. if they end up getting married (after LOTS of therapy . at the point that dennis doesn't think of himself as disgusting for wanting that) would. would mac take reynolds as a last name. that eliminates the mac from his name. but i cant imagine him keeping mcdolald WILLINGLY. maybe they hyphen
Mac Reynolds-Macdonald
I like it
plus if Ryan reynolds is actually in the show and dates mac, it’s hilarious to think that Dennis would get absolutely rabid from the fact that if they got married, Macs last name would be Reynolds without him being /his/
Dennis would very much want him to take the name Reynolds because he’s incredibly possessive ajdjdjdj
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depressedtransguy · 2 years ago
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obsessed w when theyre in ireland and mac is going on about how hes Gay First now since he isnt irish anymore and dennis kinda snaps andgoes into a rant about how he doesnt need to be anything first and if he wants to go bang the whole city he should do it instead of saying anything. anyway he says this so he doesnt have 2 hear abt mac banging guys anymore. bc HE wants 2 bang mac. thanks for coming to my ted talk
you’re absolutely right
Dennis is a stuck up jealous bitch who doesn’t want to make mac is partner because he’s terrified of happiness but he does want to keep him on his hook to play with him because he’s hopelessly in love with him and doesn’t know how else to express it without codependence and manipulation
if Mac isn’t with him, Mac shouldn’t be with anybody, because Dennis wants him to belong to him, even though he refuses to stop leading him on
and even though he was desperate for Mac to stop lying to himself, Mac coming out actually made himself more confident and able to search out lovers, which is the last thing Dennis wants
they feed off of each others misery
I love them
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depressedtransguy · 4 years ago
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I don't know what part of this to debunk first
😳😳😳
Sheriff is kinky
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depressedtransguy · 3 years ago
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Wanda and Mobius for the character bingo thing
Please do not be scared to go off, I am actively looking forward to this
Wanda
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BINGO
I hate her. I hate her so much. I have so much hate in my heart. So much hate and violence in my heart I want her dead I want her dead I want her dead she’s the worst person ever but I somehow always painted as the hero and when she’s finally not she’s defended because she’s being ‘corrupted’ when SHE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS DID YOU FORGET THE NAZIS OR THE HULK INCIDENT AND MAYBE PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES BUT SHE HAS NEVER SHOWN REMORSE FOR HER ACTIONS UNLESS WHEN SHE NEEDS TO GARNER SYMPATHY WITH HER WHITE WOMAN TEARS FROM THE SECONDARY BLACK CHARACTERS oh my god I am so sorry my heart
Mobius
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I’m pretty sure I have the same exact things crossed but I HATE HIM SO MUCH TOO HIS CHARACTERS A MANIPULATIVE CUNT AND LOKI DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER THAN A MAN WHO MAKES HIM THINK HE KILLED HIS MOM AND CONSTANTLY SHUTS HIM UP AND TREATS HIM LIKE HES INFERIOR AND ABUSES HIM AND YET HES SO LOVED WHEN HE IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE WORST PEOPLE ALIVE I DONT CARE IF HE WAS BRAINWASHED IF HE WAS TRULY A GOOD PERSON DONT YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE MORE OF A RECOIL WHEN HE FOUND OUT WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON BUT NO HE DOESNT BECAUSE HES A DICK BUT SOME PEOPLE SHIP HIM WITH LOKI AND I DONT GET IT WHEN THE BEST THING HE CAN SAY ABOUT HIM IS ‘maybe you could be good one day’ WHICH IS SO SHITTY ESPECIALLY WHEN PAIRED WITH EVERY OTHER DICKISH THING THATS COME OUT OF HIS DICK MOUTH oh my god I am so sorry I am so angry
sorry marankton, but you opened the floodgates
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