#detritus and cuddy are having their yaoi summer 2007

[marciaillust]

marcia reading men at arms liveblog update: 1. Vimes........... Wettest, most pathetic man this side of the disc. Oh my god. "im suspending you" "okay whatever lol" "and im taking the badge" "wh. n-no"

2. I can't believe Vetinari has a pet freak in his basement that he goes to for free therapy sessions hello? AND he sees vimes as a little. a little clockwork chick that just bobs about if you wind it up? Vetinari I love you so much but your toy chicken is killing himself as we speak

5. Sybil totally the kind of a person to show you photos of her new boyfriend and it's the fugliest little rag of a man you've ever seen. the type of a photo that tells you he tinkles on the toilet seat and doesnt wipe afterwards. every morning she wakes up and says i can fix him Queen I don't think he even wanna be married it would seem he's not even TORN kjsdfkJHFKSDJH "i wanna stay a watchman i wanna be in the watch" whining wet Khaki shorts wearing badge obsessed throwing up alcoholic loser ass if Sybil was like "hey I think we need a break" this dude would release a sigh of relief. Their wedding cake is gonna be decorated with the "game over" decals

6. Carrot, Angua, Colon and Nobby in the Watchhouse standing above the soon to be corpse of their supervisor deciding how to stop the rigor mortis from kicking in