hey im getting a vibe this isnt about nicknames
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i just think its healthy to have one punching bag character. the anti blorbo. i know so much abt them and their story and understand them better than anyone but i do not wanna see them succeed. i wanna be the one that dangles them over a shark tank
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having blorbo thoughts 24/7 is so fuckin lame. me when i eat pizza: boy. i wonder if paul matthews eats pizza.
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diversity win the prophet of the great music god that wants to kill us all is a lesbian
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sorry. emmas grip Tightening on pauls clothes when he starts singing. bye.
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i said it before, ill say it again
the best acting ever comes from like 9 year olds in kids movies who are told to be comically evil. not like as serious villains but just take their role as a snobby or bratty kid or a bully to level 10. im talkin minus from sharkboy and lavagirl, the ticket winners from willy wonka, just like any kid that treats being a grade above the main character as basically being lex luthor
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sorry i fell victim to youtube indie horror
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THE cutest paulkins image but also live ted reaction???
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do you think paul is. Aware, in some sense in inevitable. like at least for his last words to be "emma im sorry" when he sees emma hes smiling, and it looks so ...ungodly in love and happy and thankful. shes right there and shes just about to turn around and youre going to kill her and you meet her tired and beautiful deep brown eyes and shes smiling and about to cry and before you can think youre running to each other and youre holding each other so tight and youre curled around her tiny body and shielding her from anyone who could try and save her and you think if you could still smell shed smell like her kinda cheap perfume and coffee and shes burying her face in your neck and her heart is racing and you can hear it as it becomes a gorgeous piano introduction and the words painfully but with such relief spill out
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