#did he have kids?? does he have descendants?? ANET ANSWER MY CALLS

[legendary-alliance-stance]

thinking about orion and his hilarious sequence of events regarding being a vindicator

he grows up in arborstone after being abandoned as an infant, raised by the kestrels

as a kid he’s so desperate to know why his parents abandoned him that he came up with the idea of “well obviously my parents were actually secret descendants of the kurzicks and luxons and that’s why they couldn’t keep me because it was too dangerous with the purists around”

which then turned into “and not only that but im even a descendant of BOTH saint viktor and archemorus”, mainly thanks to a healthy dose of childish hero worship

eventually he stopped claiming such a wild tale as he grew older because all it did was make people laugh at him

and then he met noriaki. the runaway son of a family of ritualists who had Secret Reasons for why he left home

orion being the gay idiot that he is immediately got attached and did tell noriaki his stupid tall tale of lineage to impress him

but later admitted that he totally lied because he just wanted to seem cool to noriaki

and then orion, due to a wild series of events involving the fact that noriaki has the spirit of shiro tagachi himself attached to him, ends up as a revenant, with none other than the spirits of saint viktor and archemorus in his head

and if that wasn’t enough, he later finds out that the wild idea he came up with as a kid about lineage? SOMEHOW THATS ACTUALLY TRUE AND HE IS ACTUALLY RELATED TO THEM