#didthearrivaloftheinternetkilledyourinstincts?

[elizabethevergreen]

There are some important rule that eople just seems to forget all the time.

Your little monkey brain should already know what to do, but if it’s malfunctioning somehow, let us recap.

If it is a wild animal, leave it alone unless you are a professional. If you are then you do you.

If it is brightly coloured or make weird sound that make your hairs stands, LEAVE IT ALONE.

If you do NOT KNOW what it is, LEAVE IT ALONE.

Yes, even if it looks cute and hugable. No, most of them are not cute or hugable, unless you are willing to risk in exchange a slow, excruciating death.

If you KNOW what it is, but it’s acting all uncanny and weird, LEAVE IT ALONE.

Most likely, you can’t help it. Even more likely, it will serves you a healthy helping of pain. So it’s a lose-lose.

Please don’t try to approach anything that is jerking or foaming at the mouth. Please don’t try to use unknown animals to gain fifteen minutes of fame. Please don’t try to pretend to know something that you don’t.

Just distance and protect yourself adequately and then contact the authority.

Just don’t die. If your guts says it’s dangerous, it probably is.