#diluc: if you wont let me go im throwing you out the window | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

kaeyachi · 2 months

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Diluc comes across a portal that traps him in an AU where Mondstadt continued to keep their monarchy, and in that world, he is apparently the prince and next in line for the throne.

And YAY Crepus is alive as their king, but the next person to tell Diluc that he needed to sit up straight and use the correct utensils instead of whatever he felt like, he will start stabbing them with one of the 3 knives on the dinner table.

(it was Kaeya, and he didn't have the heart to stab him, so he's back to moping and planning a way to go back home)

#diluc knows etiquette but WTF WHY ARE THERE MORE THAN 5 UTENSILS ON THE DAMN TABLE #diluc: I want to fight!#a poor staff: but my prince your robes are brand new!#diluc: if you wont let me go im throwing you out the window #AU kaeya lowkey figured out its not his diluc but he finds it really funny when this brash diluc gets all mad about royal traditions lmao #venti definitely knows for sure. 100% the thing is he also finds it hilarious #king crepus: he was such a well-mannered kid but after he fell of his horse he started wanting to beat up people :(#venti his bard: maybe hit him on the head again-#gi diluc #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #im on a royalty roll #I SEE ALL YOUR TAGS ON MY PREVIOUS ROYALTY POST AND I AM CACKLING BTW

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