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poorlittleyaoyao · 4 months

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it's fine, it's cool, I'm sure he'll be super chill about it.

#nooo da-ge don't take whatever this is to your grave and then overshare to the guy trying to solve your murder ur so sexy haha #dispatches from the nieyao dumpster

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poorlittleyaoyao · 2 years

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“But tumblr user poorlittleyaoyao, didn’t you already make a Turmoil joke video?”

Yes, but this one is different!

And worse.

#accursed fanvid concepts #dispatches from the nieyao dumpster

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poorlittleyaoyao · 5 months

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Bad idea, right? By Olivia rodrigo is such a nieyao song

IT IS IT IS. I had to text @maester-of-spreadsheets when I got this message and be like "this u?" because the day that GUTS dropped, she sent me that song for that EXACT REASON, so you are both extremely big-brained. That increasingly unhinged "seeing you tonight--bad idea, right?" repetition punctuated with a resigned sigh and "fuck it, it's fine"? Peak post-breakup mid-situationship Nieyao.

Other Olivia Rodrigo songs associated with Nieyao separately or together include, but are not limited to:

"good 4 u" for da-ge coping extremely poorly with the breakup that he initiated ("maybe I'm too emotional, or mAYBE YOU NEVER CARED AT ALL!!!!!!")

"making the bed" for JGY's self-perpetuated hellscape of an existence ("I'm so tired of being the girl that I am/ every good thing has turned into something I dread")

"the grudge" for BOTH of them ("and I doubt you ever think about the damage that you did,/ but I hold on to every detail like my life depends on it")

impeccable understanding of the dynamic, truly.

#oh good 4 u fanvid that lives in my heart... one day I will rewatch the whole show to determine if you can exist..#dispatches from the nieyao dumpster

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poorlittleyaoyao · 2 years

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the true power of cinema

#[Su Minshan voice] Do you feel held by him?#nieyao #dispatches from the nieyao dumpster

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poorlittleyaoyao · 1 year

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David with the Head of Goliath

(not quite there, imo, but it's an improvement on an attempt made a year and a half ago)

#jin guangyao #and I suppose that based on vibes I must also tag it #dispatches from the nieyao dumpster #severed head cw #inshallah the old one will pleeeease stop showing up as a suggested post now that I have untagged it #sidenote: NMJ's hair is completely down when he qi deviates in CQL but is up again when he gets beheaded #which makes perfect sense if he was buried in state and then broke out of his grave as a fierce corpse #but since CQL wants us to think he was Totally Alive until XY beheaded him it raises some logistical questions

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poorlittleyaoyao · 1 year

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11:30 PM thoughts: The best and most canon-analogous way for Nieyao to break up in a modern AU is to get into a screaming match over the Trolley Problem.

#dispatches from the nieyao dumpster

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poorlittleyaoyao · 2 years

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The thing about canon-compliant Nieyao is that despite their best efforts, they’re never truly together so much as pre-divorced.

#was trying to troubleshoot fic with a friend who hadn’t seen the show #and I referred to NMJ as ‘the POV’s future ex’#bc even when they’re fine it’s still weird enough that they’re not boyfriends or partners but future exes!#dispatches from the Nieyao dumpster

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poorlittleyaoyao · 3 years

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@rated-r-for-fear and sent me this catcrumb comic with the comment “Nieyao” and she’s 100% correct.

#dispatches from the nieyao dumpster #nieyao #sort of

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