#dizzyizzyharper

[archivedthesun]

“You did.

Unfortunately you drank the Juice That Made You Forget The Effects Of The Last Drink You Had right afterwards and we don’t know if it’s working.”

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

@dizzyizzyharper​: "One, I'm on too many shit lists to care. Two, he can't fly, or turn off sections of gravity."

      “...But WHY? The fuck has Damien done to you? Like I know he’s done a lot of shit, but like. What to you specifically? Him existing doesn’t count because we all have to deal with that and most of us haven’t punched him.”

[biteyourcrush]

@dizzyizzyharper​ replied: "Let me hide over here, I brought more takis." 

“RUN, BITCH- RUN!!!!”

THEY ARE STILL FLEEING NOW-

[chaosmultiverse]

@dizzyizzyharper wanted a starter

0 was always careful around areas far from the technology that they relied on but things happened, their usb gliched and this time had gone flying out of his inventory and before he could retrieve it a bird caught it and flew off, once it was far enough his physical form disappeared as he went for the same ride.

That was until Izzy interacted with the usb labeled "Neon Soul" at which point before them there was a glich effect of shades of purple, dark blue and some shades of pink, it slowly and what looked to be painfully turned into the form of a human; at which point finally the colors cleared and 0's form could be seen.

"Aaaa! Fucking bird-" he noticed Izzy "...And bigger bird? Uh hi, I'm [ERROR NO NAME FOUND] but you can call me Zero, 0_data or just John if ya want, sorry for any fright, I don't really control when I pop out."

[foulflames]

♥ for funsies

send me a ♥ and I’ll fill out.   >   accepting.

If we kissed?

 [] Quickie.  [x] Tongue. id fuck you up  [] Softly bite your lip.  [x] We wouldn’t.  [] Long and meaningful.  [] Let’s hit up the bedroom.  [] You remember last time?  [] Awkward…  [x] Lol no.

Would I go out with you?

 [] Yes, definitely.  [x] No. unless i can take you out in a fight.  [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.  [] Maybe.  [] Nope, you’re like family.  [] You’re cute, but probably not.  [] Just simply not my type.  [] If I knew you better.  [] Already did.  [] I don’t know.

If we took a picture together, we’d be…

 [] Hugging each other.  [] Just chilling.  [] Holding hands.  [] Kissing.  [x] Acting dumb.  [] Normal picture.  [] You holding me from behind.

You are…

 [] Cute/Pretty.  [] Good looking.  [] Sexy.  [x] All of the above none

You + me + room = …

 [] Movies.  [] Cuddling.  [] Hanging out.  [] Kissing.  [x] Playing games.  [] Everything.  [x] Wouldn’t let you in.

You should…

 [] Hit me up.  [] Be mine.  [] Marry me.  [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.  [x] be studying

If we got married, I’d…

 [x] Divorce you.  [] Make kids.  [x] Take your money and bounce.  [] Smash every day.  [] I would cheat on you.  [] Be faithful.  [] Kill you in your sleep  [x] We wouldn’t

[daeamour-a]

@dizzyizzyharper​ wants to know: ♥ :O 

If It’s Love // No Longer Accepting

If we kissed? [X?] Quickie. [X?] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [X] We wouldn’t. [] Long and meaningful. [] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [X] Awkward… [] Lol no.

Would I go out with you? [] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [] Maybe. [X] Nope, you’re like family. [X] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know. If we took a picture together, we’d be… [] Hugging each other. [X] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [X] Acting dumb. [X] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind. You are… [X] Cute/Pretty. [X] Good looking. [] Sexy. [] All of the above You + me + room = … [X] Movies. [] Cuddling. [X] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [X] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in. You should… [X] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [X] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] Be studying If we got married, I’d… [] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [X] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep [X] We wouldn’t

[fantasybots]

@dizzyizzyharper

"Me, talking about your ass? I'd never. I'm talking about my own ass and nobody else's, obviously." The sarcasm that oozes through her words all but materializes as a syrup, it's so thick.

[omnifobia]

@dizzyizzyharper​:

“That’s a bird, Scarebear.” Well he tried at least. “Alright what’s your most creative insult? Y’don’t have to curse for those.”

“Ergh... I don’t... really like to insult people, either. I can’t say I have somethin creative-

Even if, uhm.

I told the leader of the Wolf Pack that I don’t care for the opinions of a zuigerophobic.

He ripped my arm off.”

[dxthemxnstermash-archive]

@dizzyizzyharper​:

Izzy just picks up Juan, in the tree, takes him to another tree and makes sure the gun is out of his paws. Fish jerky and ear scritches should be enough to suffice.

“You want me to try talking to him?”

“mrOW--”

He’s still veeeery tense when he’s picked up... at least until the treats and scratches combo. Oh yes. Oh nice. This is swell.

“YES. Yes, Izzy, tell him he’s a jerk and I hope he loses his favorite squeaky toy!”

[upcmingorganic]

@dizzyizzyharper requested a starter!

“This is Buckaroo Bonsai.”

Calculester held the potted shrub for both Izzy and her raven companion to observe, clearly very happy to share his beloved hobby with his new friends.

Carefully exchanging the ornamental plant for another, he gently lifted the new succulent up to introduce the pair to.

“And this is Angelina Joeleaf!”

[archivedthesun]

@dizzyizzyharper​:

"Why am I a tiny bird now, Juan? What did you not tell me I was testing this time?" Izzy was not just a talking shrike and not even the size of Juan's head. She was tiny and now Juan was the tall one.

“Oh, finally my Mint Flavored Cocktail That Makes You Small is having effects! It works specifically if you don’t know you’re drinking it, so I had to put some in your water two days ago.

Now, did it take so much time because it was diluted, or because I didn’t put enough gin in there... this requires further investigations.”

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

The harpy seemed frantic, and that could only mean one thing: she lost something. "Have you seen my spare guitar neck?!"

Okay what kind of question was that. (You pick an MP muse :p)

@dizzyizzyharper

      "...How the fuck do you lose a guitar neck besides smashing it off? But nah, I’ve been setting the shitass cafeteria food on fire.” How dare they not have tacos today! Damien had to spend money to get his own- So the cafeteria food deserved to burn.

      “Couldn’t you just like. Make a new one or some shit? It’s just wood, ain’t it? Like isn’t that shit just carved anyways?"

[biteyourcrush]

“Nobody wants to hear about my bird facts...”

[chaosmultiverse]

There is a good dozen or so birds that are coming to chill with Salil. Izzy is probably somewhere out of sight but someone knows that being alone is kind of shitty.

Hell some of them even brought him a shiny rock or two.

He'll share some of the crumbs that are safe to eat with the birds, not thinking too much of it or their presence.

[foulflames]

💗 do they fight in a forest fire half nude again

LOVE METER.   >   accepting.

“ yeah well, NO SURPRISE THERE, at least. the only way anyone would find ya hot is if ya were ON THE GRILL. ”

[daeamour-a]

@dizzyizzyharper​ // 🫀’d

“You want to join me?” Sawyer offers only momentarily looking up from strumming the chords of their ukulele. They’d noticed the others presence before they even saw them. The feeling that they weren’t alone in the woods anymore had been far too strong for coincidence. It was only when they looked up did they notice the guitar case on the others back. Their posture straightening slightly and eye lighting up at the sight of the case. They’d been hoping for some time alone but the chance for an impromptu jam session was equally as appealing. Of course only if the other was willing to agree to the prospect. “There a guitar in that case? We could jam out together, if you want.”