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[feelbokkie]

I made you guys some memes for DLMLU

Please only open if you've read up to chapter 10

pairing: Felix x fem reader; Chan x fem reader

genre: memes

warnings: swearing

summary: With the upcoming wedding of her cousin and her ex, Y/n is in desperate need of a date for the wedding that will show the happy couple that she moved on.

©feelbokkie (2023) — all rights reserved. reposting/modification of any kind is not tolerated.

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[feelbokkie]

YAYAYAAYY LIXY/N ENDGAMEEE

Thanks for writing another amazing story!!!

im lowkey curious like what's all the aftermath for our characters a few months (or whenever) down the line

like how's chan doing ioaoajfi and BAI OMG BAIIII

Haha, you're welcome!

Hmm, I haven't given much thought to it. I like leaving an air of mystery at the end so readers can imagine where the characters are down the line.

I guess my quick "predictions" are:

Chan is finally in therapy bc Changbin made him go and he is finally healing

Minho is still a chef but opened up his own restaurant and has a cooking show where he also gives advice (like cooking and therapy?)

Changbin Is just vibing tbh, which Chan is working through his stuff he's in charge of the song writing for the group

Hyunjin is living his best stress free life now that his friend group isn't a mess, still hate Chan, will never forgive him after all that. Likes to cause drama every once in a while for shits and giggles

Jisung is also just vibing, helping Changbin take over the song writing (3racha work as professional song writers/ghostwriters btw)

Felix commercialized Bokkie's Place and is working on a cookbook for desserts, which Y/n loves because she gets to eat a lot of sweets but she also hates because he travels a lot to research different things

Seungmin went back to school to become a full fledged lawyer after seeing that Hyunjin might actually land himself in jail one day

Jeongin is living his best life a kindergarten teacher. Truly a baby teaching babies

Y/n is living her best life. She's truly happy no longer has to do her daily affirmations, she believes them and is more confident and stands up for herself more Felix created a monster, lol

Bai is still living in the apartment she lived in with Chan but struggle to make rent for a little while until she went and landed another sucker to torture. Still insane as shit

Love, Sunny and Ro became a successful anime and kdrama. Hyunjin and Y/n ended the series because it finished it's run. They are now doing their own comics and started a new series together: Maybe Someday. Hyunjin's solo comic is a romance while Y/n's is a magical fantasy.

Felix and Y/n live together and are happy, just doing their own thing

[feelbokkie]

honestly, it’s super sad to me that people want chanyn to be end game … like, we accept the love we think we deserve. y’all want chan (a liar, cheater, AND MANIPULATOR 😀) to be end game when FELIX IS RIGHT THERE? dude……

sincerely,

someone who has been in y/n’s shoes… (having a toxic ex who doesn’t want to see you happy, bc they’re not)

Felix if Y/n chooses Chan over him

But yeah no it surprises me that ppl still want Chayn endgame despite everything that’s happened and been revealed

[feelbokkie]

That was the best ending, I knew you'd do the right thing! Felix and Y/n were meant to be and they make each other happy ☺️ also Felix getting Y/n lego flowers 🥰🥰🥰 (just something I personally like)

But also "you poor, sweet, innocent, gentle dumb bitch" dlmlu Hyunjin really is me 😂 this is exactly what I'd call Y/n lmao. Glad he got both of them to get their shit together!

It was a wild ride but thanks for this whole thing!!! I look forward to the side stories~ And then you better take that break! You deserve it after everything you've given us!!

Bonus: I've literally had this meme in my head every time Chan was being stupid

-👻✌️

Oh shit, your meme just reminded me of a meme I wanted to make, lmao. I'll put it here

But yeah, I was never planning on a Chayn ending, it was always going to be Felyn. C'mon, I'm a Felix bais, I couldn't do that to him even it it is an au. Also, I love lego flowers, I have the sunflowers and roses (sunny and ro lol) in my room and it just seemed so Lix coded.

Hyunjin will deliver hard truths and talk down to his best from anywhere it seems, lol. I laughed the second the idea popped in my head because it wasn't planned. But at the end of the day he just wants his friends to be happy and will do so by any means necessary.

And you're welcome! I had no idea how any of this was going to go but I enjoyed writing it! I'm taking that break starting tomorrow! I promise, no content writing! I'll still be shitposting on my main account so don't yell at me.

And shit, that list just kept going for Channie, huh

[feelbokkie]

Chanyn endgame is so messy!!! But I’m low-key here for it? 👹

Actually no it has to be Lix although the red flag toxic Chan I kinda calling for me bc I am also Chan coded

I should end it with Chayn for shits and giggles, watch the world burn and then go on my hiatus without explaining myself.

Actually that sounds like so much fun

Sorry Felyn shippers

[feelbokkie]

Chapter 15 is soooo good!!

Bai deserves every bad thing that has and will happen to her since she keeps being an extreme bitch to even it out 🫶 I'm so glad they finally told her off!!!--anybody/everybody should've totally done it sooner so the group could enjoy more of the vacation without her and Chan in the way, but better late than never! (Now just waiting for Y/n herself to go apeshit on Bai someday 🤞🤞🤞)

And Y/n deserves all the good things coming to her since she's had to deal with so much shit all her life! l'm super happy about the offers for the comic! The supportive friends! Getting to enjoy a day in Jeju without Bai! (And even though it hurt like hell) the getting over Chan!

(Who btw is still being incomprehensible as hell, like the man had absolutely NO plan walking into Y/n's room wanting to spend time with her as "friends" 🙄 and then totally steered the conversation like a trainwreck. "I'm not trying to hurt you" yeah, you're not trying, you're DOING smh)

Anyways, I hope you have an amazing weekend! 😘 This chapter was a great way to end my Friday I've spent resting/recovering (my voice is still shot tho lol) and uploading all the vids of the Twice concert~

-👻✌️ (I still feel like putting the ghost even though I'm not anon anymore lol)

Hi G!

Welcome to your off-anon era!

Pretty sure the rest of the group has been quietly telling her off the whole trip why Jinnie has been telling her to fuck off not so quietly. Lix just snapped after what happened with Chan and Y/n and not only called her an insufferable cunt, but a few other choice words. And don't worry, Y/n will snap too, just give her time.

I think the fight ambush from Chan was way worse than how it was supposed to go, but yeah, she deserves all the good stuff coming. It only took seven days but they finally had a bai free, work free day.

Chan has 0 communication skills, I gave them all to Lix--

Drink plenty of tea with honey! I went to two concerts this year and I know the feeling. I want to go to another one so desperately. I hope you have a relaxing weekend!

[feelbokkie]

yes, hyun and seungminnie could have used different words, but y/n desperately needed a good shoulder shaking. also, nothing can have me fuming like chan and bai have!!

Hyunjin and Seungmin with Y/n:

And poor Innie was just watching them like:

And Minho was just there like:

And Bai and Chan are at home just [REDACTED] probably

[feelbokkie]

BAI BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE SHE GETS SMACKED THE FUCK UP. THIS BITCH!!!! “Maybe you’d still be with Chris” BITCH!!!! FAMILY BE DAMNED! MOMMA BE DAMNED! BAI IS GONNA END UP IN A CASKET AT THE ALTER INSTEAD OF A WEDDING DRESS!!!!

She could join her parents

Too much?

[feelbokkie]

If Felix and y/n aren't endgame I'm going to be so upset 😭 Chan lost his chance when his ass cheated 😤

I feel like it's more fun pissing everyone off so Chan x Y/n ending is tempting

[feelbokkie]

(sorry, sending this again because Tumblr connection freaked out when I sent it before so I'm not sure if it went through. But if the other one did, ignore this repeat ask lol)

Actually, so now I've been thinking about the mice plan and they don't even need a shit ton of mice! You only need a few mice in key places of the venue (wherever food is getting prepared, where food is served, and probably the entranceway) and for somebody to make a complaint to the venue about it! Maybe even post pictures online about seeing the mice and mice droppings so the venue can't deny it. Like, it doesn't even have to be an infestation for the venue to not wanna get a code violation so they'd have to real quickly deal with that and getting an inspector can take days at least and even same-day emergency mice removal (which is a thing) can delay things since it has to get inspected afterwards . But if the problem gets fixed too fast, it'll still sow worry in some people that the food isn't safe or something.

Idk the other thing I thought of when Minnie brought up how cheap buying mice are is how cheap buying crickets are (they sell them to feed lizards and stuff) and THAT would be funny to let a shitton loose at the venue since it'll be like a plague of locusts. And Bai deserves some sort of biblical-level punishment for her bullshit lol.

Anyways, my takeaway here is that I have many ideas for ruining an important life event for someone who deserves it 👍👍👍

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I got this one first somehow, the first one came after this but since I saw this one first so I'm going to answer this.

Secretly I think Seungmin just wants a bunch of mice for chaos. I considered the crickets but I know that Seungmin was never going to convince Hyunjin to help with that. But I love me some biblical level punishments.

I also have some revenge tips. If you're going to slash someone's tires, only do three of them instead of all of them, the insurance company won't pay for just three tires bc the insurance won't pay for it. Throw instant mash potatoes on someone's lawn if you hate them, that shit is so difficult to clean up!

[feelbokkie]

This is completely random but I was doom scrolling today and saw this video and immediately thought “bai and y/n” and had to share it with you💀

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8M4PS6w/

TikTok link

(I found the original post and will link it here for those who don't have tiktok or can't access it but I'll also post the post below the cut)

the car accident and adoption part are too real for Bai and Y/n but you are so right anonie.

AITAH for shouting at my sister while she’s on her deathbed?

My (26f) sister Nancy (39f) and I have had a strained relationship for as long as I can remember. For a bit of background, Nancy’s parents were my late aunt and uncle, who passed away in a car accident when she was 6 and my parents adopted her. Growing up, I realized that she got more love and care than I did, but I just wrote it off because I didn’t want to blame her for her trauma or how she handles triggers.

When I was a teen, I got tired of her always needing to trump my accomplishments or be the centre of attention. I finished high school when I was 16 and after I received my matric results, my parents planned a big party for me but the week before, Nancy “fell” down a flight of stairs and my party had to be cancelled. As I was sitting in the waiting room with my parents, I had an epiphany and realized that a lot of her “accidents” coincidentally happened when something big was planned for me.

For example, a month before my 21st birthday, which was going to be spent on a cruise, she started having “dizzy spells” and a few days before, she “fell” off the roof as she was trying to “patch a few leaks”. Rightfully, I was upset, and my parents lashed out at me for being selfish when my sister got injured trying to do something to help them.

When I graduated with my MBA at 22, she very sick after eating shellfish, which everyone knows she is deathly allergic to.

The day after my partner proposed, she got into an “accident” while driving on a sunny day with great road conditions, saying that she didn’t see a light pole or something. He threw me a surprise engagement party and guess who accidentally ate prawns and was rushed to the hospital halfway through the party?

To avoid any drama at my wedding, my partner and I decided to elope with a few friends, and it was the first time something was all about me, for once. My parents were bitter about not being part of wedding celebrations so we planned a reception type thing for friends and family on our 2nd anniversary. My dad will walk me down the aisle and my mom will do the something old thing, etc. They had been buzzing with excitement and looking forward to the “wedding”. The event is this coming weekend and guests have already started flying in as they want to celebrate the whole week and treat it as a reunion of sorts.

But like every other big moment of my life, I am writing this post sitting in the hospital waiting room because Nancy apparently had a big psychotic break because her boyfriend dumped her in FEBRUARY so there’s a psychiatrist admitting her for 21 days as he believes she’s a danger to herself. My parents are trying to talk me into postponing because it would be heartless of me to celebrate while my sister is “cuffed to a bed” for the next 3 weeks.

I had a meltdown of my own and told my sister that if she wanted to go to Heaven that desperately, could she not have done it when we were younger so I could be spared from all her drama and now there’s a handful of family members who are calling me a cruel bridezilla for taking my stress out on my sister when she’s so unwell.

I told all of them that I would be proceeding with the “wedding” as a lot of time and money had already gone into it and they’re welcome to mope around the hospital to support my sister. They told me that I was unfair for making them have to choose between a party and my sister who is on her deathbed.

ETA: I know she isn’t in her deathbed. Any sane person reading this post knows so she’s not on her deathbed. But to my family, this is a life or death situation because “only God knows what they’ll do to her in there” and they’re especially incensed by the very limited visitation because they’re convinced the psychiatrist is doing it so she can get pumped full of medication and so the hospital can make money yada yada yada.

[feelbokkie]

pls imagine what lixie must've felt 😭 the door opens and the person he last wanted to see comes out, "and you must be...felix" wtf 😭

Felix was praying for lightning to strike him down

[feelbokkie]

ALLIE YOU BROKE MY HEART WHAT TJE HELL A

IF HYUN HAD A GUN HE WOULD SHOOT MC RN 😭😭

I didn't do ANYTHING

[feelbokkie]

feels fucking weird to read dlmlu and then get back to catching up on srn (i was reading ch17 and then randomly decided to read dlmlu in one take and then came back to srn ch18) (idk if that makes sence) (i hope that it does) (i love both stories)

- 🐉(can i take this emoji?)

ps how long does it take for u to create playlists for the stories?

New anon! Hi dragon!

No, no it makes sense, i have you bouncing around my smaus like a pingpong ball

ps. It depends really me adding playlists to smaus started with DLMLU bc I had a small handful of songs that I personally associated with the story and then added more. But now that it’s like Feelbokkie canon, like the memes at the end, to add a playlist. But about an hour or 2? I start off with a few songs that I think sum up the story and then run around trying other songs that give the same vibe

[feelbokkie]

"I'm already in hell" LMAO YOU SURE ARE 😂 but my dude you can make decisions yourself??? Chan really just went and removed his only three friends from the wedding party! How does he have the audacity to be so wild and stupid one minute and then have no backbone against someone who's making no goddamn sense the next? He really did dig his own grave 🫡

And Bai really is running on some delusional mindset when she said "Why do you keep stealing everything I have" bitch you're the one who stole Y/n's boyfriend, her wedding ideas, and then invited yourself to her vacation full of her friends who aren't stupid enough to pretend to like you, and then you want to be mad when nobody wants you there??? 🤣

I hope Y/n either shows up to the wedding to mess it up (because she deserves to) or she gets a front row seat to it imploding on its own (because there's definitely enough rancid vibes for it to sour without Y/n doing anything about it) or she says she'll go but then not show up so their wedding party is pathetic. At this point, even if Chan and Bai really do get married, I'm sure Y/n has had enough of their bullshit to get over Chan and she has so many better things for living her life now (success in her career, actually good friends, whatever Felix becomes to her--he still continues to be the best 🫶).

Great chapter to wake up to! Hope you're having a good day so far!!

-👻✌️

Clearly no since he didn't even have the balls to send the damn message. Chan is also really taking the whole "happy wife, happy life" thing to heart and I'm afraid that he'd do anything to make his life easier except for leave Bai.

All Y/n had to do was be born and Bai lost her shit immediately. Truly delusional. Not a single thing she thinks she has is hers. They're all Y/nnie's but she's never going to see it like that.

We'll see how this story ends. We all know that there is going to be some sort of drama at the end. Can't not end without a big bang.

Thank you! I had an okay day! I hope you had a good day.

[feelbokkie]

'a drama free vacation' i'd like to gently place my hands on seungmin's shoulders and *shake* him. you're delusional, sir.

there are so many times that i look at what these idiots are doing and it's like a grits teeth soft oh no kind of situation like for the love of GOD girl, tell her you won't be the maid of honour you're KILLING me 😂😂 tell chan to square up or shut up i wanna see the *look* on everyone's *face* when we grow a *backbone* that's mean i'm sorry y/n you're doing your best ily

Seungmin should have kept his whore mouth shut bc look what happened--

Backbone is still growing, but give Y/nnie some time, she's been through a lot.