#dndads bear’ri oak

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Barry eating a Mcrib

… yea

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So I actually forgot to draw anything yesterday for my birthday bc I rewatched Catching Fire so uhhh

Unfinished small dads and fathers I wish to shove off a building

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I know this blog has been on a frankly terrifying (yet glorious) Willy stampler kick lately but I would like to say I am unfortunately in love with your Bill close and Barry Oak designs. All three of them are terrible and I want their swag

the worst men i know

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dndads as my friends quotes

inspired by @ike-mcswains-mortician

speak for yourself, grandpa -nicky

oh my GOSH this is about smoking! oh no! -narcolas 

is the car farting? -darryl

every minute you don’t hang ornaments is less pay -glenn

what am i being paid with? -jodie

C H R I S T M A S S P I R I T- glenn

you wear minecraft t-shirts? -scary

not in public! -normal

for my birthday i want to die- grant

the kids are married? -terry jr

you’re a furry now. -henry to sparrow

time to traumatize small children! -willy stampler

there ain’t nobody to answer your calls, bitchboy -roc guard

oh wait. yes there is. i was mistaken -roc guard, once glenn escapes

naughty naughty, *wiggles finger* -bear’ry oak

i could romance your mother if i so desired, small child -willy to taylor

for future reference, are the enemies hot? -glenn

shirts are for cowards -glenn

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I’ve made a kiddads post assigning them things that I did/happened to me growing up. Now I’m doing that with the dads and my father’s experiences.

Darryl: In high school, he snuck out to attend a party - at a barn, in the middle of nowhere - with the rest of his football buddies. He did not have a good time and left not even two hours in. Frank didn’t even question him on his whereabouts, he woke up his parents and flat out confessed upon returning home.

Glenn: He was out at a bar with the GCT the night before his wedding. He’d only had one drink and walked outside to call a cab when he fainted and hit his nose off the edge of the curb. No one could figure out why he fainted and, sporadically, he still does. His nose is broken in all of his wedding pictures.

(Bonus: he once fainted in front of a cop after there was a noise complaint. Morgan came down to see Glenn flat on the ground and a mortified cop at their door. Glenn does not remember this at all.)

Ron: Early on in his relationship with Samantha, he took Terry Jr out on a “stepfather-son bonding day”. All they did was sit in a cafe, staring at each other in silence as Terry Jr had a milkshake and Ron had coffee. Ron did not like it and started stealing some of Terry’s milkshake with a spoon. This was the closest they’d ever been before the Forgotten Realms.

Henry: My father is simply too put together. He’s never had an experience like Henry in his life.