#do NOT even get me started on cyberpunk bossgat

[cosmicak]

Replaying the Reboot of Saints Row to pretend the Cyberpunk ending didn’t happen to me and since it’s on the brain I just KNOW cyberpunk !saints row au is festering in my brain.

So basically rambling under the cut, it’s like 8 am and I had to get these out.

Cyberpunk! 3rd Street Saints

Third Street Saints as a gang would be like a Mox/Valentinos love child, neon purple, Saint imagery in a decked out church in I’m thinking,,,Pacifica (maybe the huge mall.. replace the animals ect)

Pierce is definitely Media of some kind, he’s the Saint’s marketing guy. I bet he’d be at places like that club Kerry takes you to. Being Media- finds the dirt on another gangs/rivals of the saints, sends emails ect - I’ll have to think more on it

Kinzie is THE netrunner obviously so I even need to explain - same for Matt, if he isn’t in the deckers. Kinda like Judy but she probably goes poking holes in the blackwall too

Asha obviously from the FIA, helps the Saints ect

Shaundi is a 6th street turned Saint I would think, maybe former nomad? She’s been through a lot and I know for sure she’d be just fine in NC. Definitely the gang Fixer, has contacts, knows people. Kinda like Wakako.

Lin being former Tyger Claws!! Still lines up with the street racing / cars trait to her ect, could very well die the same way rip sorry queen

Dude Dex as a street kid who sells out and goes corpo is already canon, but for some place like Biotechnica? Less apparel more cybernetic themed

Not even going to mention Troy we all know he’s a 🐷 👎

The DeWynter twins I struggled with because there’s really No Syndicate equivalent but, maybe a lesser corpo who has a hand some of the cyberpunk gangs ? Maybe they’re in the BD business? Need to think more on it

Listen if I think too hard about Johnny I’ll talk literelly forever but on god Johnny Gat definitely has the Gorillas arms chrome, like Imagine getting canonised with those things. Chronic BD user.

This is all my brain can conjure right now but I’ll add to this one day, feel free to add to this ect! My saints row memory is real foggy arm (pre SR3)