#do you want the stinky french man who makes tasteful ‘ur mom’ jokes and can shapeshift?
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current hobby: jumpscaring friends by saying “recently i got back into x hyperfixation” knowing damn well they didn’t know i was into x hyperfixation in the first place
#this is abt tf2 :)#there’s a reason that game hasn’t died yet. that shit is silly lighthearted fun#tf you mean you don’t enjoy a game where you dress 9 mentally unstable men in silly outfits like barbie dolls and make em shoot each other#there r so many options#do you want the stinky french man who makes tasteful ‘ur mom’ jokes and can shapeshift?#or perhaps the texan that chopped off his own arm to replace it with a robotic one just because he can. who also has 11 phds#or maybe the other phd holder who can fight bears with his bare hands and names his weapons after pretty lady names?#or god forbid the ‘doctor’ who doesn’t have his medical license + cheated satan out of death twice + stole someone’s spine#the demo jokes write themselves in that he literally wrote them—who wouldn’t wanna be an alcoholic black scottish cyclops?#pyro is the perfect option for those who love a mystery or perhaps just those who hate gender#there’s the soldier that was deemed so mentally unstable that he couldn’t enlist in wwii but showed up to germany w guns a-blazing anyway#and the australian who’s actually from new zealand who pees in jars and who’s name is literally mun dee. mick mundy. jfc#and last but not least#the kid outside of your local dunkin’ donuts who won’t shut the fuck up about his baseball card collection#live laugh love tf2#brett.txt
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