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13lizardsinatrenchcoat · 6 months

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I'm probably one of the only people on the planet who asks for a pat down (legal right in the USA) instead of walking through an airport scanner. I know this because the agents get visibly stressed about it every time. Doing my part to make a pig's day worse 💖👌

#don't do this unless you're early for your flight and also experienced at dealing with security #idk i get racially profiled so i started being like. why bother walking through a machine and then getting pulled aside for a 'random' chec #when i could simply ask for a patdown and watch a bunch of agents frantically communicate as they struggle to accomodate my request #the security is my circus now assholes #sweat for me piggies. oink oink 🐷#lizard living #tsa #travel #acab

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