Penny notes that every year, as soon as Simon sees Baz he immediately goes to him, unprompted, to pick up fights with him
Simon notes his punches can't do much against vampires, which means he knew he couldn't really hurt Baz in any substantial way whenever they threw hands
Horny Simon:
So there you have it: Simon picked fights with Baz because he wanted Baz's attention on him as soon as he showed up in school, and he also did it whenever he was horny for Baz.
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