#dr zz chatterjee

[royalsunshinehotel]

Hey!! So I was wondering if you could write a smutty fic / one shot of dr. Chatterjee? Sort of like and extension or something of that one scene he’s talking about what he did after work when he said he was drinking only wearing a towel? Yeah that, it’s amazing. So like he takes the shower and when he’s finally out reader still isn’t home yet so he gets a drink and sits down thinking about what happened just sitting in the towel and then reader comes home and sees him just sitting there in a towel and is already kinda thinking about how good he looks. You go from there buys that’s a basic idea, feel free to change anything you want!!!

Hysterical (Dr ZZ Chatterjee x F!Reader) 18+

A/N: Not as filthy as I wanted, but I still think he's cute.

Warnings: unlawful detainment in a mental institution, dry humping, possible medical malpractice

Zayant Zenil Chatterjee fancies himself a smart, complicated man. Less so than when he had been younger, but layered nonetheless. He wasn’t wrong- not entirely, he’s too young to be complicated. However, when it comes down to introspection, he could take home a prize. 

Today, for example. He laid out all the information he’d gleaned from the man at the circus, and went through it methodically. 

Misdiagnoses weren’t uncommon in the medical field. The only thing you could do as a physician was to not make the same mistake twice. 

Like when someone had come into the hospital for back pain, and it turned out they’d been suffering from anemia, as well as Crohn's disease. 

Or, you. 

Your parents had you institutionalized for the Victorian-era disorder known as “female hysteria”, and he’d met you when he was covering for a colleague on the psych ward. 

Everything had an explanation, even the most beautiful, remarkable, or heinous things. 

After a quick conversation, he’d learned that you were a “politically radical” and your parents had essentially put you in a “time out”. Add six months and it puts the two of you here. 

Ethically questionable? Perhaps.

But did he regret it? Did he regret meeting you, and making recommendations to your physician? Absolutely not. 

He breathes in the smoke from his cigarette, letting the cold winter air hit his skin, still warm from the bath. He wonders how your day went, he wonders if you thought of him as much as he did you. You’re smart, you’re a busy woman, and he’d just given you a key to his apartment. 

And then he feels annoyed. 

Six months ago he’d be nearly inconsolable about the man who could see without eyes. He’d be scrambling, pouring himself over books, trying to work it out. There was something to be cracked, and he’d be pulling at every thread. 

But instead he’s in a towel, drinking on his balcony, thinking about you. 

If he were to do such a thing, master the beyond, enhance his psychic focus through meditation, who would be thought of? 

Today, the man focused on the face of his deceased brother.

Would Z think about you? 

If he were to make such advancements, and gain the same ability as the man who could see without eyes, would one see everything at once, or would it be a focused direction, like your physical eyes. 

Z thinks about how badly he wants to talk to you. 

You were almost as bad as he was, pulling and pushing, trying to figure things out, why things were the way they were. If he could tell you everything, you’d get right to the heart of the matter. Or worse, you’d tell him that it’s just as simple as it seems to be. 

As if on demand, he hears your boots scuffing on the street below, you’re on your way up! Z’s heart flips, in a most unnerving manner. 

He means to get up, he means to meet you at the door, but his legs won’t move. He sits on his stool by the balcony, taking a long sip of his bourbon. He doesn’t like the drink, but he needs it after six hours of writing. 

You drop your bag at the door, and lean against it as you remove your shoes, and he can’t get over exactly how happy he is to see you. 

Something blocking him of course, it usually is, so you have to meet him a little more than halfway. 

You give a tired smile as you turn away and shimmy out of your thick wool dress. The room is cold, you know he likes it that way. 

You’ve had a good day, and you want to make sure he has a good day too. 

Large, dark eyes, looking right through any bravado you might have, lean muscle and warm, brown skin. He’s taken a bath, clearly, from the towel, and his hair’s gotten curly, black tendrils reaching out for something. Your hands? Maybe. 

The best word is …appetizing, but that could just be that you skipped your lunch. It happens. 

The silky material of your slip takes in the chill of the room, and you march over to take your place in his lap. You place two hands on the sides of his face, leaning into him. 

He’s perfectly hard against your thigh, but he can wait just a moment. 

You roll yourself down, just to hear him groan. You try again, and Zay stops you, digging his fingers into the meat of your legs. 

So, you bite him. 

You used to hold back, and just have a nibble, have his skin between your teeth, maybe you’d roll it and he’d tug at your hair. 

Now, you bite down, you leave a mark, and he absolutely adores you for it. 

You’ve found that Zay really enjoys kissing you, he always brings an attention to detail that you’d never experienced before. You hope you can give him the same, but sometimes, you get heated and grabby. He doesn’t seem to mind this.

It’s quite satisfying to watch someone so put-together, groomed, lose their composure. You flash for a moment, on what he must have done before he met you, and you put the idea of other women to bed immediately. 

You want to ruin him, ideally. If there ever was a day he grew tired, or you were called away for work, you’d make sure to leave such a mess, he’d never recover from it. 

Slowly, you roll your hips down. He groans, “Wicked woman…” and you smile against his mouth. Yes, truly diabolical.

He’d said the words, but Z soon learns exactly how wicked you are. WIthout hesitation,  rocking against him, the warm, rough texture of the towel grinding perfectly against your clit. YOu can feel him grinning at you, as you make the towel slick. It’s pathetic, but he’s never going to complain.                                                                                       

He feels a little cocky, actually. 

His hands dig into the meat of your thighs. You trade him a pout for a kiss, and he thanks you for it, before the two of you become a heated, sticky mess.

With a light, airy sigh, you hum, “How was your day?” into his ear.

“Fine,” he breathes “just fine.” He’s gonna marry you, he just has to figure out how to ask.

[matchesarelit]

h-he's so beautiful

[msclaritea]

The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar review – Wes Anderson’s short and sweet Roald Dahl tale | Venice film festival 2023 | The Guardian

"...The tale starts out being narrated by Dahl (ably impersonated by Ralph Fiennes) in his writing shed. From there the baton is passed to Dr ZZ Chatterjee (Dev Patel) in Calcutta, then to Imdad Khan (Ben Kingsley), the self-styled “Man Who Could Read Without His Eyes” – and finally back to feckless Henry Sugar in his London townhouse. These people tell the story while simultaneously performing their roles, turning from the action to address the camera with such gusto that they surely risk whiplash – but the effect is amusing and invites us in on the joke. At one point Anderson even relaxes enough to poke fun at his own control-freak reputation. He has a stagehand materialise mid-scene in order to move Kingsley from one side of the shot to the other..."

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iDAC Expo-Create The Change <a href="https://www.savidevelopers.com">Savi Developers</a>

iDAC Expo- Create The Change

Date: 8th to 10th March 2019

Timing: 10.00a.m. To 7.00p.m.

Venue: Bombay Exhibition Centre Nesco Hall No: 4

  Nova Exhibition & Conferences & National Real Estate Development Council (NAREDCO)

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  iDAC Expo, is jointly organized by Nova Exhibition & Conferences and National Real Estate Development Council (NAREDCO)

  iDAC stands for Infrastructure, Development, Architecture and Construction.  Positioned to become India’s largest, knowledge driven exhibition, iDAC promotes the Build industry and its relevant stakeholders through its main event and other satellite events across India.

  iDAC will focus on crafting a platform that will provide a unique opportunity for construction businesses, both large and small, to showcase their products & services, analyze competitors’ strengths and weakness, access to emerging technologies and network with domestic & international groups to scale the new heights of success.

  Nova Exhibition & Conferences is been honored as the most upcoming event and exhibition organizers in India in the Build Industry and many more, the team believes in providing unparalleled opportunities and unmatched networking possibilities for the infra and construction businesses to showcase their products and services, and ultimately help the industry gain access to new and emerging technologies.

Taking these steps ahead, NOVA has proudly partnered with National Real Estate Development Council (NAREDCO), under the aegis of Ministry of Housing and Urban Affairs, Govt. of India which is an apex body representing all spheres of stakeholders engaged in various aspects of real estate development with a vision of taking this industry to greater heights. Hence iDAC Expo and all its other relevant Satellite Events will be organized jointly by NOVA Exhibition & Conference and NAREDCO.

iDAC Governing Council

Build India Industry pioneers who have passionately curated iDAC Expo & the satellite events

Dr. NiranjanHiranandani – President, NAREDCO – Founder & MD, Hiranandani Group

Ar. VivekBhole, CMD – Neo Modern Arch

Ar. ZubinZainuddin- ZZ Architects

Ar. Krupa Zubin- ZZ Architects

Er. V S Ravi, Founder – Facade India Testing

Er. BirjuPatel,Founder – MEP Consulting Engineers

Ar. KhozemaChitalwala-Principal Architect – Designers Group

Er. Nikhil Sanghvi-MD & CEO – SACPL

Ar. HrishikeshPhadke- Founder – New Arch

  Mr. Siddharth. Saraf

Managing Director NOVA Exhibition & Conference

Founder & Event Director iDAC Expo

  The 1st  Edition of India’s Build Industry exhibition on Infrastructure, Development, Construction and Architecture  industry – iDAC, will bring together The  Build Industry intellects who have curated content driven pavilions, which will  bridge the gap between management and end users,provide logical solutions of problems faced by industry  and Facility reverse interpretations of R&D process.

  iDAC Expo will Represent India’s Build fraternity at global level and spread the knowledge/expertise of Indian programmers across the global . This knowledge sharing from all said disciples will enable the visitors to source products, technology and services pragmatically.

Mr. Dhaval. Thakur

Managing Director NOVA Exhibition & Conference

Founder & Event Director iDAC Expo

  iDAC Expo has endeavored to expand the Build Industry horizon beyond, geographical boundaries and encourage cross pollination of educated talent. The Expo is a neutral Platform for all Build India Disciples who will witness ease of procurement and introduce latest technology to the industry professionals

Keeping the current infrastructure scenario in mind, a broad business concept like iDAC has become a necessity. iDAC is a business trade platform responsible in widening the scope for companies / manufacturers to position their products and create a wider outreach.

  iDAC promises to showcase modern technologies & products that have created an enormous impact in the industry. iDAC pushes itself to be a chain, linking Manufacturers & Companies with Traders & Customers.

  EXHIBITOR PROFILE:

Heavy Machinery &Equipment’s, Building Automation Systems, Ceramics & Tiles, Decorative & Industrial Lighting, Electricals & Switchgear, Furniture & Textiles, Green Life-Space Systems, Prefabricated Structures, Steel & Concrete, Natural & Engineered Marbles, Cladding & Roofing, Coatings & Paints, Doors, Windows & Facades, Earth Engineering & Disaster Management, Landscaping, Fire Safety & Security, Hvac& Refrigeration, Laminates & Plywood, Wires & Cables , Bath & Sanitation, Plumbing, Pipes & Sewage Systems and many more

  iDAC Intellectual Satellite Events:

With virtuosos and prodigies from various disciplines sharing the platform, this event is set to inspire the building and infrastructure industry to help lead the way forward!

  iDAC Intelligence Series (Grand Finale)

Art- illation

iDAC Horizon

Fire Lounge

Green / Sustainability Lounge

High Rise Lounge

Façade Lounge

iLounge

Futuristic lounge

  iDAC Intelligence Series

A pan India traveling series, commenced its journey in Ahmedabad, travelled to Hyderabad, Delhi, Bangalore & Kolkata, is now geared for its GRAND FINALE at the “iDAC EXPO” on the 8th and 9th March. The series has earned us accolades and admiration, piquing the interest of distinguished members of the fraternity.

Illustrious professionals have graciously supported our endeavor, of uniting the construction community by participating in large numbers from all fields i.e. Builders, Architects, Engineers, MEP Consultants, Façade Consultants, and PMC’s among others.

Art-illation Curators

Ar. KetanJawdekar, Principal Architect & Managing Director, Studio K-7 Designs

Ed. KetanSheth, Founder & Director, Goldmine Project Consultant

Ar. Ketan Vaidya, Principal Architects, Ketan Vaidya & Associates

Ar. Prashant Sutaria, Principal Architect, Prashant Sutaria Architects & Planners

  Art- illation,is a national level competition open to selected artists, architects, interior designers, sculptors, and art enthusiast Students to showcase their talent via art installations. Students would be invited after vigorous scrutiny by eminent stalwarts in the industry. Entries will be invited for online judging by renowned personalities in the field of design through an unbiased judging process. Selected top ten artists would get a chance to showcase their talent through actual installation to be showcased at iDAC show from 8th to 10th March-2019.

  IDAC Horizon – A discussion forum & buyer- seller meet in association with National Real Estate Development Council, focusing on supply chain & logistics issues faced by the real estate sector, while it provides a dais for B2B business, closing the gap between demand & supply for both in a way that both parties are mutually profitable.

  Fire Lounge

Curated by –

  AshleshWazkar, Director, Raja Aderi Consultants

Vinayak R. Sane, Managing Director, Elmark Engineers

Dyanesh G Bhave, Owner, Dyanesh G Bhave Plumbing & Fire Fighting Consultants

  Key Note Speaker: Dr. PrabhatRahangdale

Maharashtra Fire Services | Director Mumbai Fire Brigade | Chief Fire Officer

The first edition of the expo is a varied platform that combines solutions for active & passive fire safety. Itincludes government fire officials, architects, MEP consultants & developers that will gather knowledge, exchange ideas and exhibit through various knowledge sessions, panel discussions and through Key Note Sessions.

  Green Lounge

Curated by –

  Ar. SadeepShikre, CEO & President, SSA Architects,

Ar. HitenSethi, Founder, HSA

Mr. Ashish Rakheja, Managing Partner, Aeon Integrated Building Design Consultants LLP

The dedicated pavilion is in association with Indian Green Building Council, focusing on sustainable materials & practices, IGBC Green Pro Certification & IGBC Accredited Professionals. The co-curated lounge will set industry norms and standard for a better planet.

    High Rise Lounge

Curated by –

  Ar. Karl Wadia, Senior Associate, Architect Hafeez Contractor

Ar. Reza Kabul, Principal Architect, ARK

There has been a phenomenal growth in the population of tall buildings in the country in recent times. Tall buildings are increasingly becoming the choice of residence and work for much of the urban population due to the quality of living, convenience and iconic status they offer their residents.

The conference will invite pioneers of the community to share their views on the future of the skyline of India through several keynote lectures and panel discussions. It invites members to share their knowledge by participating in the conference, and submitting technical papers or case studies on themes such as architectural and services design, structural and geotechnical engineering, construction technologies and digital engineering.

    Façade Lounge

Curated by –

Ar. Soyuz Talib, Principal Architect, STAPL

Ar. Saurabh Chatterjee, Principal Architect, Skyline Architects.

  The façade of a modern building is one of the most expensive and important elements of building construction and can represent up to 35% of construction costs. Façades represent the manifestation of the Architect’s expectation of the external appearance of a building, significantly contributing to prepare the face of a beautiful city.

This lounge will be created on the subject of façade design and engineering. It will provide an opportunity to enhance the knowledge on selected subjects pertaining to facade design and engineering and to interact with industry leaders who provide expert solutions, services and products.

Futuristic Lounge – An avant-garde space that aims at bringing all the latest technologies from across the India at IDAC Expo

  i Lounge – Specially crafted to provide a recreational space for visitors to break away from the monotonous exhibition experience, setting iDAC apart from the generic notion of an Expo.

  iDAC Key Highlights Post

123+ Speakers | 327 + Eminent Jury | 508+ Developers | 1256+ Architects | 892+ MEP Consultants | 3 days | B2B Visitors

iDAC Circle – 107+ Build Industry Professionals

iDAC intelligence series will witness Pan India top 10 Projects  presentations

60 + Panel discussions

6 dedicated Industry Pavilions

156+ Purchase teams with bulk orders

Top 10 art installations | National level competition- Art illation

  iDAC -Expo Sponsor

RR Kable + RR Parkon- Co-Premier

Glass Wall Systems- Platinum Sponsor

Jaguar- Gold Sponsor

GeetaAluminium Company Pvt. Ltd.- Window Partner

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[royalsunshinehotel]

Finger Fucking Preference (Dev Patel, 18+)

Anwar (Skins UK): It's extra, sloppy, and you're riding his hand like it's your damn job! He's chilling, smiling at you, while you take exactly what you want from him. He's always wanted a beautiful (wo)man to ruin his life. Dreams are coming true for him, even if he gets arthritis, it will be worth it.

Neal (Newsroom): Neal takes it slow to start, but the second he sees you swallow up his finger, he's got to see how much you can take. It's a little bit manic, mad scientist, and you're overstimulated, but it's still great nonetheless.

Saroo (LION): Saroo is brutal. Typically, he eats you before he fucks you, but not always. Whenever he fingers you, he's fucking you with his hands. This happens whenever the two of you get into a fight, or if he's feeling jealous if someone's looking your way.

Jay (The Wedding Guest): Jay borders on mean, but never crosses the line. You are all worked up, in your cute little underwear, begging for half of this man's pointer finger. He's cruel and he loves it.

Gawain (The Green Knight): I really wouldn't let him finger you if I'm being honest. I don't think he's washed his hands in a long while. You should peg him instead, it's less effort, and he won't cry as much.

Chatterjee (Henry Sugar): To be totally real, I don't think he's done it very often. He's a medical professional, so I think he may get caught up in cleaning his hands and nails, and quickly pivot into oral sex instead. He doesn't want you to get sick, or contract any infections from him!!

The Kid (Monkey Man): The kid keeps it gentle, its got to be a kink for him, being able to control you and manhandle you, but he just doesn't. The whole interaction would almost be romantic if he wasn't paying for your time. Or maybe that just adds to the drama, we don't know yet.

[royalsunshinehotel]

Fortnight (Dr. Chatterjee x f!Patient! Reader)

A/N: Ugh, I could watch him blink all day. smh...

Ugh, people. You shuddered in the suite you’d been sentenced to. It was made out of something that wasn’t quite stone, but not metal either. However, it was ugly, and you were certain that no mentally compromised person could get better with such dismal decor. 

It was a shame too, because this corner of the earth, you’d heard, that beauty wasn’t lacking. 

Tossed away by your parents, for turning down the proposal of a young nutmeg magnate from America, you supposed this was what life looked like for you now. How tragic. Reviewing in your mind, you had to stand by your decision, because the boy couldn’t have been more than fifteen. However, being the youngest child of an impoverished Earl, you must be a buffoon. 

Maybe you were mentally ill, and everyone was right? At least this was less boring than your home, at least you were out of your house! 

But what you hadn’t prepared for, was an obvious consult. In your ‘suite’, you had a single window alcove, you had been able to bring a large, fluffy blanket, and to the untrained eye, the room would have been vacant. 

However, the doctors and nurses here were paid to be ‘keen’, and you couldn’t have such luck. 

Two men walk into the room, one you knew, Dr. Marshall, African-british, wide eyes, and a sharply knotted bow-tie, carrying two folding chairs. You liked him well enough… but the other doctor… Well, he was quite handsome. 

“My name is Dr. Chatterjee, my colleague has brought me here to consult on your case. I hear you’re new to the facility.” You huffed at him, under your fluffy blanket. Your mother had taught you to curtsy, or at least get up when someone enters the room, but your mother wasn’t here. 

“I am. It’s wonderful.” You kept a bit of ice in your voice, just to keep yourself focused. He was tall enough, slicked back hair, neatly-trimmed mustache, and a light British accent. Perhaps he was local, but was sent away for school? 

“Are you feeling well today?” He asked, in a polite and even tone. The sun from your window reflects off the gel in his hair. 

“I feel well every day.” You responded, in the exact same tone. 

“I’m not sure I believe that.” 

“You shouldn’t, I’ve been exiled, I’m sure Dr. Marshall has said as much.” He hadn’t, but Dr. Chatterjee had read an action-packed file on you. 

“What would you like to have happen in the coming weeks?” 

“What?”

“In the best-case scenario, where would you like to be within the next month?” What an odd question for a doctor to ask, you thought. 

“I’d like you to take me to dinner, Doctor Chatterjee. I’d never been outside Cornwall before I came here, and now I’m in India, still eating beans on toast!” Something warm spread in Zenday’s chest. Oh no, he thought, he shoved the warm feeling down. 

“Anything else?” You blinked at him. Was he taking your orders? How utterly refreshing to not be moved around like a thing, and not a person! 

“I’d like some white lightning.” You blink, face totally neutral, gauging his reaction. 

“What on earth is that?” chirped Marshall, genuinely curious. 

“Haven’t the faintest idea, I heard it on the radio.” You wrinkled your nose at his companion, writing on his clipboard with a large, squeaky pen, WHAT IS WHITE LIGHTNING? 

“Have you been coping with the transition alright otherwise?” She hadn’t, it was clear to see, underneath the massive blanket you had shrouded yourself in, that you very much were not alright. Zenday hoped that you wouldn’t try the ‘stiff upper lip’. 

“I’m tired all the time and my head hurts.” You pouted to yourself,  and Z sighed. 

“Have you been drinking your water?” Z knew the answer, Marshall did too. 

“No, it makes me sad. I wish you had tea here.” 

“English or Earl Grey.” 

“English Breakfast, with a raspberry scone if you don’t mind.” You almost stuck up your nose at him, but he smirked at you. 

“And you’ll eat it.”

“I asked for it, didn’t I?” You sassed, still a bit too subdued for the Doctor’s liking.  

“Good.” 

A beat passed between the three of you, and you stared a hole into the good Doctor, taking in his lovely features, especially a sharp nose…

“How am I doing, Doctor Chatterjee. Have I gone mental?” Marshall chuckled a little to himself, “Remains to be seen, I’ll confer with Dr. Marshall about next steps.” 

The two men stood, pausing for another moment, before you softly said, “Doctors…” as a farewell. 

“Ms. LN. Try to get outside today. It’s lovely. 

“I will.” 

And with that, the two men stepped out into the hallway, leaving you in the windowsill with your blanket and your thoughts. 

ZZ felt Marshall inflate next to him, with words, obviously, and the two nodded to you before stepping out of the room. 

“She looked at you like she was gonna have you for supper!” 

“Huh!” Zay huffed, “The facts remain the same, it appears our patient is confined as the result of a failed marriage proposal.” 

Marshall nodded, “When an American asks, a woman must be crazy to deny it.” 

“Ugh…Americans…” the doctors groaned in unison. 

“I’d say, besides the abrupt confinement, she’s alright. Anxiety, possibly a touch of depression.” God knows it was warranted. 

“Sounds right to me, anything else?” Marshall prompted, scratching away on his clipboard. 

“I’d suggest increased time outside in the sun for her fatigue, the altitude can be quite taxing for someone brought here so suddenly.” ZZ’s mind was spinning. 

“It’s about two weeks to adjust to the altitude, isn’t it?” asked Dr. Marshall, flipping through papers on his clipboard, scrawling out notes on his conversation with Zenday. You were here as an act of retaliation, medically, there was no reason to keep you in the hospital.

Dr. Marshall, his friend, was a kind man, and would be your advocate, but what’s another ally? Could someone really have too many friends in one place? 

“Yeah, a fortnight,” replied Zenday, and upon your release, maybe he’d have you over for supper. 

[royalsunshinehotel]

Dr ZZ Chatterjee (Henry Sugar)

SFW Alphabet / NSFW Alphabet

Fortnight / Hysterical (18+)

[royalsunshinehotel]

social media preference (dev patel)

Anwar Kharral (Skins UK): Anwar is the only one on this list active on TikTok. He's not an uncomfortable teen anymore - he's being cringe on main and setting trends. I bet he's got 90K followers at least! He uses Threads and Instagram to back up his TikTok, not much else.

Sonny Kapoor (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 1&2): For the benefit of the hotel, Sonny is active on Reels to promote the corporate 'brand'. He likes the chance to be creative, and the 'Board' likes the chance to show off the handsome CEO.

Neal Sampat (Newsroom): Neal is an OG Tumblr user, who joined the site as early as 2008. As demonstrated on the show, Neal is adept at using Twitter to cross-reference and fact-check various sources, I do think he'd be a prolific shitposter on a side account, rivaling our king @dril.

Deon Wilson (Chappie 2015): Deon is self-explanatory. he likes to support the indie social media sites that sprung up in the wake of the Fall of Twitter. He's a fan of SpaceHey because he went to Computer Camp with the engineer who started it (it's based out of Germany), which he's always wanted to visit!

Sheru “Saroo” Bierley (Lion 2016): I find it harder to deny with each passing day that Saroo Brierly isn't an Instagram thot. Look at @brockohurn on IG and tell me that they don't have the same respectful bro energy. I think Saroo likes the chance to use all the photos in his camera roll, and I think the MILFs of Instagram are grateful for the content.

Jay Menha (The Wedding Guest, 2019): The closest Jay gets to social media is the Polaroids he likes to stick up on the wall of your shared room. Sometimes, if he's having a bad time, he likes to sit in his beanbag and look at the wall. He only gets a ghost Facebook account to keep up with relatives- nothing ever is posted, ever.

David Copperfield (The Personal History of David Copperfield, 2020): I think David would do numbers on Medium.com because he can write self-prompted think-pieces that no one ever asked about, AND get paid for them! He's writing analyses of "Jeyton vs Brucas vs Leyton: One Tree Hill", and he's actually making money. It would be magic to him!

Joshua Madika (Modern Love, 2019): Joshua's social media is all on Tinder. He's perfected his profile, and he likes talking to people. It's all genuine and zero malice. Who wants to be alone with their thoughts?

Sir Gawain (The Green Knight, 2021): I once read a post about Edward Cullen texting that read, "just saw a snail . . . effervescent," and I think that's as close as Gawain should get to the internet. It's just like shitposting, but it's all for you.

Dr. ZZ Chatterjee (The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, 2023): ZZ keeps his drama on Facebook. He's definitely showing up in comments to defend someone's mutual friend from accusations of bias when she broke up with her tiny boyfriend because she was having neck problems*. With a doctor on her side, she didn't have to post X-rays of her neck! ZZ will be beefing!

The Kid (Monkey Man, 2024): "Ted, the movie hasn't even come out yet! How can you say The Kid is a Pinterest girlie?" It's all pretty pictures with an indefinite scroll. I also bet he's a big fan of putting things in categories (see also: skittles). We'll see who's right.

*true story circa 2018 on my Facebook page.

[royalsunshinehotel]

Dr Chatterjee's SFW alphabet template

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

I feel like he’s seen affectionate couples, in his parents, so he doesn’t shy away from it. He’s big into hand holding, and kissing your cheek as a hello/goodbye. Other than that, I feel like your arms are linked when you guys walk out and about together. 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

I think he’d be a solid best friend. The two of you are in an odd situation, working together, he as a doctor, you as a nurse. He always listens to what you have to say, because you’re you, and you’ve got good things to say. ZZ will back you up regardless of situation, and with minimal context.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

I feel like cuddling can get a bit overwhelming. If anything, the two of you will lay down and watch each other breathe. The hospital can get busy and loud, so it’s good to have decompression time. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

His mama raised him right, he wants a marriage like his parents, but! He is pretty trash at laundry and maintaining an apartment. His cooking is coming along quite nicely though. 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

I feel like he’d try to be logical. He’s the type who would take you to dinner, and tell you that it’s over to your face, logically and calmly. 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Oh he’s all about commitment. I feel he’s a little too into it, and you may need to tell him to calm down. 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

ZZ takes a minute to get soft with you. Initially, it’s not supposed to be that deep of a connection between the two of you. It IS, though, and he softens up nicely about 4 months into the relationship.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

We have established Z is a bit more on the reserved side of things, so I feel like you maybe need to draw yourself in closer at the start. You have to wrap yourself up in his long arms and settle in. He will make hugs last as long as possible.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I think he's a real gentleman about it! Like he knows the two of you are going to be together, so you don't quite get an 'I Love You" until at least 3 months together, dating twice a week.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He doesn't get jealous per se, he just wants to be the object of your attention! He gets a little bit pouty if you're focused on someone else, but it depends if he likes that person or not, and he can keep a lid on that most of the time.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Think Casablanca, think Brief Encounter, think ROMANCE. ZZ's kisses can range from your mouth, your entire face, and your earlobes. He's a fan of you kissing his forehead (when you can reach it).

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He does surprisingly well with little kids. He just talks to them like they're people, and makes sure they can understand what he's saying before he does! Pediatric royalty over here. King of leveling with his patients!

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He works at the hospital as early as 4am. This is good because you get him back at 4pm, for an early dinner. On days off, he likes to sleep until 9am.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

It's an early night most nights. You both moisturize and read until you guys fall asleep. He's all about being cozy with you.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

ZZ is under the impression that he's boring, so he holds on to his personal details. It's okay, it's nice to have slow reveals with him.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He's got that annoying doctor skill where you act first, panic later. Like, I wouldn't want to try and pick a fight with him, he's so naturally calm he sucks to try and yell at.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

This man is surviving medical education in the 1930s, I feel like he'll hold on to all your little details like lives could be saved!

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite moment in your relationship was when the two of you were still flirting, and he wanted to genuinely ask you about a misplaced blood sample. You looked him dead in the eye, and pull it out of his white coat breast pocket. He was a goner from then on.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He's pretty protective! The two of you have a signal where he can either jump in to the conversation, to back you up, or stand slightly behind you and look scary! Zenday is good with you doing the same for him!

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He's excellent when it comes to dates. He's been using a planner since medical school, so you're locked and loaded. Gifts? Easy, he loves thinking about you throughout the day. Everyday tasks? Lacking, but he tries.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

You have to remind this man to eat, rest, and brush his hair. I feel like he's one of those people who will forget what the laundry machine is, until there's literally no clean cloth in his apartment. King of being bad at chores and busy at work!

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Minimal. I’ve covered it earlier in this alphabet, but he does minimal work on himself, only to keep himself maintained. He’s too busy to be looking at himself all the time.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Z is a well-read individual, so he subscribes to the ancient Greek belief where people originally had 2 heads, 4 legs, and 4 arms. Soul mates are forever babe. The short answer is: he would feel incomplete without you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I think he stans Frank Sinatra. I have nothing to back this up, but it’s a feeling.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He’s not a fan of risky behavior. He wants someone stable and rational. Creativity and adventure isn’t off the table, but maturity comes first.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

ZZ is terminally "eepy", it's in his name. Your partner is "eepy" to the point where you wonder if he's slightly anemic. He probably is, but he's also learning to take care of himself, same as the rest of us. He spends a lot of time napping, especially on his days off.