#dracula flowin'

[draculaflowin]

I'm hunting monsters you haven't even heard of! Handlers begging me to let them handle my Great-sword. My hunting horn so loud I get noise violations the next zone over. Snorting so much shit my blood counts as a mega demon drug. Smoking that Fatalis fire pack. Iv been doing this shit since Freedom Unite, you aint nothing to me man. Fucking so hard they think I got Frenzy. Got so much Zenny that I use it as ammo for my heavy bow-gun. Got Proof of a Hero playing every time I take a shit. Rathalos thought it could step to me so I hit its ass with a shield bash so potent it forgot it could breath fire. The Hunters Guild sent a squad of Guild Knights to take me down, I killed em all and used their armor to wipe my ass. Every time I smack her ass I get a weak spot marker. This blunt will hit you with every debuff in the game, this blunt has resistance to all status effects, this blunt so strong it puts Deviljho to shame.

[draculaflowin]

Do you have Helldivers flow?

Smoking that unbreakable Super Earth Pride pack. Having her Drop 500KG bombs in my stims to give em a little kick. Heavy Machine gun aint got no kickback to me man. I was there on Malevalon Creek, shit was like a vacation. Only mixtape I need to fuck with is that Super Earth National anthem. Drinking E-710 straight from the skull of the Terminids. I got Democracy protecting me 100% of the time. Building myself a new pair of armor out of Automaton motherboards. I Got Joel in my contacts on speed-dial. Im fucking and thrusting so hard she thinks my dick is an Auto-cannon. Im Dracula, I was there during the first Galactic war, that shit wasn't nothing to me man. Squids think they can corrupt my mind but that shits been gone long ago on account of me taking 50 stims a day. The bugs are back. Using a flamethrower to light my joints they're so big. Bile Titan thought it was big shit so I whipped out my dick and it went running. Got Eagles 1 through 9 begging to let me precision strike their ass. My operations get put into clip videos, Eyes bloodshot, limbs bleeding, shooting way. Opps thought I wouldn't kill 'em just 'cus they a fellow helldiver, let this Senator teach 'em why they're wrong. The bugs are back.

[draculaflowin]

Smoking that long piece like its a Russian shadow whisperer. the L piece is a metaphor for how I go down on that pussy licking. Aint never been called a square and I keep it that way by shoving that piece in the corner. That Z piece zaza got me speaking directly to Pajitnov. Bitches call my member a T piece way my balls so big. My ops are a tetris the way I line them all up in the morgue.

[draculaflowin]

Total War Warhammer flow?

Got Greasus Goldtooth paying my tolls and Skrag stay asking for these spices. I come from the shores so west you aint even heard of em. Shes sucking it like its my last drop of blood and shes a bloodthirster. This strains harder to pronounce than the average lizardman name. Bretonnian knight tried to roll up on my property so I gave em a taste of that +15% melee strength special. Warpstone is childs-play, we smoking Warpboulder. Got Karak Eight Peaks as my personal shitter, go there and drop a fat one after taking a sip of Nurgles big gulp. Im killing every high elf, no exceptions. Had to put Settra on hold cus my side hoe was calling. Thrusting so hard I got Slannesh asking me to be gentle. Making moves so devious I got Kairos Fateweaver confused.

[draculaflowin]

Risk of Rain 2 flow?

Mithrix dont dare step to me. In the club shoving every item I got into a crowbar printer. Take a 57 leaf clover, roll it up, and smoke it, let the luck fill my lungs. Got my Polylute in hand at all times incase some Elder Lemurian tries to take my chests. Got so many moon coins I can stack em up and use em as a staircase to get off Petracore V. They threw me into Eclipse 8 and I still found the time to smoke a pack. Newt dealing me that Egocentrism pack, shit hit so hard I forget im already on the moon. In that pussy like a Void infester. Taking a Soldier's Syringe every 10 seconds so I don't forget how to keep swinging. I got so much gold it makes Aurelionite jealous, Id fuck the rest of the gold out of her if it wasn't for the Halcyon Beacons. WipWip thought he was Wild but he hasn't seen me go down on an ass after taking a shot of my Rejuvenation Rack.

[draculaflowin]

o'driscoll forgot the only thing faster than the time it takes me to smoke a pack of gelato papaya is my quickdraw. My honor has been in the negative since I first landed in valentine and I aint slowin' down. Dutch tried to make me donate to the camp and I ripped his balls off with the Jaguar twister. Robbing trains by grabbing onto the side of the caboose and holding on like its an expensive 50$ harlot. Forget stealing candy from a baby, im stealing money from fucking everyone. Blasting a brick of cocaine inside my bandana so I stay wired while I steal these cattle. Got my lads building a house in under an hour cus I promised them a bottle of Special Miracle Tonic. My dick like homing tomahawk way it finds its way into bitches pussy.

[draculaflowin]

warframe flow?

Got my entire crew lifting ass to our faces together. My Archwing prime got her arching her back. Smoking that Sporothrix pack, shit got nothing but prime mods. Even my Kubrows are smoking 24/7. This blunt will hit you like a Gauss at max speed, this blunt will hit you like Orokin Catalyst, this blunt hit like a hemilinth strain, This blunt hit like Atlas smashing that asteroid. Nutting so hard got her looking like Grendel. My bitch look like Nidus. Shit im smoking so crazy I understood Eternalism. Got that second dream done so quick shit still counted as my first. My Dojo will fucking end you. Go in and rework Oberons code with my dick. Baro Kiteer dont even touch my bands. Get her begging to sit on my Railjack. Lua cracked open from me dropping my balls on the floor. I dont make deals with Wally, Wally makes deals with me. Sleeping on a bed of Argon shit aint nothing to me.

[draculaflowin]

ultrakill flow?

Snorting that death of gods will, shit got me seeing the failure of the angels. We drinking straight blood. Percs so strong they give you an instant SSSHITSTORM rating. Bitches think this prison will hold me, HA! Smoking so much my soul turns purple. Whiplash her ass over here and parry that pussy. Bitches call me the Sharpshooter variant the way my nut always landing on her face. Got the Ferryman rolling all my joints by hand 'cus he to afraid to see me when I'm not high. Injecting liquid Maurice straight into my veins. I'm like a Gutterman the way I go down on that pussy. I have seen, and I do know. Eating the Flesh Prison as rare as they will serve it to me. Thy gore glistening as I crush another tin can of a swords-machine. I will be going to WAR with all of my ops because they forgot I'm him, and I am EAGER to make them remember.

[draculaflowin]

JJBA flow?

Smoking that Stando Powah. Getting all my pussy at this Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town. Blunts explosive cus iv already touched it. Dio thinks he is a powerful fucking vampire? Im Dracula, this Hamon aint nothing to me. Call me a prisoner of love way i cant stop eating ass. Kars thought he was the ultimate life form but he hasn't seen me desperate for pussy after stabbing myself with a stand arrow. Call this the Calamity strain the way it will fucking end you with a single leaf. Using the power of spin to power my thrusts. Watching her end every frog in a mile radius with the ripple her ass cheeks makes. Dio saw me fucking his man-whore and tried to use time stop but I kept thrusting away. Smoking that King Crimson Epithet pack, this shit will confuse everyone on what its powers actually do. Using Pearl Jam on all my joints to ensure that shit is top quality. taking that twenty meter radius emerald splash and grinding that shit up to snort. I got so much life energy I don't need a stand, ill throw hands with Star Platinum myself.

[draculaflowin]

My dick so hard they call me a Stone joker. I don't need a Drivers License, i'm driving this shit freestyle. Spending all my money Perkeos. I'm so fucking rich my Bootstraps give me +600 mult. Call my bitches a Blueprint they way they all trying to suck my dick the same way. Smoking that Sock and Buskin pack. Crimson Heart tried to disable my Jokers so I fucking ended it. Smoking that Flush Five pack. Smoking that Ectoplasm pack. Smoking that Checkered Deck Pack. Shorty got head so good it makes me Atne up. Forget Seed Money im about to put my seed in her ass. Snorting that Planet X shit. Drinking that Gold Stake. My chip count got an e in it shits so high. All my cards got are holographic and got a purple seal so that you know im not playing.

[draculaflowin]

All I need is that Shotgun & Head. Smoking so much shit im part of that subhuman self. Opps tried to command grab me but forgot im him so I hit em with that Potemkin Buster. Eating out her ass so I get the Smell of the Game. Jacking my Dandy through the Ups and downs. Opps tried to jump me while I was lying in bed so I hit em with that 632146H. Only get my news from the Radio. I dont have compassion for anyone on a tower level lower than my own. She wanted dick so i hit her with the mixup and slapped her ass with the Totsugeki. I even LOOK at Chipp and he fucking dies. Screaming Freesia every time I wake up in the morning. Happy Chaos is back. Head so good I hit the Brynhildr Stance, head so good It kick starts my heart, Head so good that I forget how to pronounce all of Ramlethals moves. Im in the corner getting pressured and im still smoking that EXE Beast pack. Im in that Sacred Briar but im still fuckin. How can I remember those moments sweetheart, Im to fucked in the head to make anything.

[draculaflowin]

Got any Fallout: New Vegas flow?

I own 75% of the Great Khans supply of chems and use all of it daily. I have fucked Ghouls, vault dwellers, Super mutants and even a Deathclaw and I will not stop. Caesar has sent 57 of his legionaries to try and kill me and I send each one back holding one less brain in their skull. Iv won the lottery 17 times and counting. Using Helios-1 to light my joints. Im fucking so hard my endurance is a 12. The Brotherhood of steel thinks their armor is hard but they haven't seen my dick while I'm on 12 shots of Turbo. Got Mr.House paying protection money to me. I emit 45 units of rads per second. I use NCR wanted posters to roll up my blunts. I took the gold from the Sierra Madre vault and fast traveled out of their cus that shit aint nothing to me.

[draculaflowin]

Smoking that QianT Warp Dancer pack. Got so much chrome in my system I get classified as a truck when I walk through metal detectors. I put 8 mods onto my power revolver, this shit will END YOU! Forget running over the edge, im fucking over it. Bitches asked 'Who's ready for tommorow' but im smoking so much shit im already there. Corpo thought they were hot shit, I gave them the backalley ballbuster special. Corpo thought they were smart so took out their brain for study with the help of this iron. Corpo thought they could buy me out, so I quickhacked their entire fucking bank account. Got netrunner bitches bouncing on my hard drive. Aint never found I cyberpsycho I cant out crazy. Taking from Adam Smashers personal supply of smokes and the shits still to weak.

[paprus-teutonic-knight]

each of these sentences was said by a different helldiver cuz the last one died.

Do you have Helldivers flow?

Smoking that unbreakable Super Earth Pride pack. Having her Drop 500KG bombs in my stims to give em a little kick. Heavy Machine gun aint got no kickback to me man. I was there on Malevalon Creek, shit was like a vacation. Only mixtape I need to fuck with is that Super Earth National anthem. Drinking E-710 straight from the skull of the Terminids. I got Democracy protecting me 100% of the time. Building myself a new pair of armor out of Automaton motherboards. I Got Joel in my contacts on speed-dial. Im fucking and thrusting so hard she thinks my dick is an Auto-cannon. Im Dracula, I was there during the first Galactic war, that shit wasn't nothing to me man. Squids think they can corrupt my mind but that shits been gone long ago on account of me taking 50 stims a day. The bugs are back. Using a flamethrower to light my joints they're so big. Bile Titan thought it was big shit so I whipped out my dick and it went running. Got Eagles 1 through 9 begging to let me precision strike their ass. My operations get put into clip videos, Eyes bloodshot, limbs bleeding, shooting way. Opps thought I wouldn't kill 'em just 'cus they a fellow helldiver, let this Senator teach 'em why they're wrong. The bugs are back.