#dyou know what i mean. yeah yeahh

[bredforloyalty]

i can't help that i like it when men are low-key vicious cunts now can i

[wormsposting]

transcribed almost all of big q and jack manifold’s conversation yesterday for a comic so i figured someone else might want it:

Q: ho-how you doing man? It's been awhile. How's it-- the hotel buisness going?

J: yeah, great, yeah yeah yeah no, big-- big developments today, weirdly.

(walking along the prime path)

Q: whaddyou mean? Didja get, didja get new customers? Whatssa.. Whatssa

J: no, no, no new customers, no, no

Q: well, I mean, no one's standing in your way right now, tommy's jailed, so, that shouldn't be an issue

J: ah yeah, I mean, that yeah! There..

Q: I don't even know when he's gonna get out, so anyways, the hotel… I'm thinking, and im, and im, um, thinking of writing up a draft… of like, our, contract and everything…

J: right

Q: you know, kinda, kinda give it a go, and… what is THIS? What is this?

J: oh mc, oh McDonald's.

Q: whooooo that's NICE

J: yeah, I'm actually gonna… dyou wanna burger? I feel like you'll, you'll wanna burger.

Q: no… I don’t.. Im on a diet. Im eating healthy right now.

J: well, im gonna, immona grab a few patties

Q: oh really?

J: yeahh yeah you know

Q: kay

J: umm….

Q: alright!

Q: you know what? Actually, you know what? I've decided that I do want, I do want a burger.

J: you do wanna burger

Q: (after walking in) oh… ho HOO a whole menu and everything! Nice.

J: yeah.. Yeah they got, um,

Q: I, I still, does it say.. Does it say the calories or something? It doesn't say no callories, or

J: uh salad, (Changes??)

Q: yeah, this would be bad for buisness if it was in front of, in front of your hotel. …(seeing the sign) mc puffy's?

J: oh, oh yeah, no, I guess its called McPuffy's. uh, ah. Uh

Q: mmm. mmhmm

J: news to me.

Q: yyyyup! Alright.

J: yeah!

Q: (walking out) lets go, uh, take a trip around your hotel! I wanna take a quick look at it

J: yeah… no, yeah yeah yeah, feel free! Yeah, you know. It. Looks like it's gonna be mine for a while now, so

Q: really?

J: yeah.

Q: is it um, I ah hmm, (jumbled word like noises) what did tommy do, is he gonna stay in prison for longer?

J: no that's. yes

Q: I'm assuming he is--

J: no, no, ah,

Q: whatddyou mean, a while? If he's gonna be in there, I mean…

(they walk into the hotel)

J: I, he's, yes--

Q: you're gonna have no issues with the buisness.

J: I, no, no he's not

Q: (reading off a sign) .. Don't take anything, don’t till it is finished.. However if you want please deposit items? You're running a charity, Jack manifold?

J: no, this is the, this is some..

Q: that's-- that's actually, that's very smart, that's actually very smart of you to do, if you run a charity, but in reality, that money's going towards your buisness…

J: (walking back outside the hotel to where big q is) that's- that's not what that-- but. L-look, look. No quackity, no no, Tommy-- tommy isn't in there. Right--right now

Q: (quietish) whaddyou mean? What d'you mean, 'he's not in there right now'? (louder) OHHHHH you're such an idiot! (walking down the prime path) What're you doing standing here! Go-- go fix that up!

Q: he's gonna come back here-- any second now--

J: no… no…

Q: --and he's gonna try to take this damn hotel back

J: no--- no… I-- I don’t think he's gonna try…

Q: what're you doing? You're just standing there!

J: No,

Q: where is he?

J: I don't think he's gonna--

Q: do you know where he is?

J: no, no, he's-- yeah, he's…. I-- I can take a guess as to--

Q: ...(i think he says something before this, but i can’t hear anything) Still find him. You know what? You know what, given that you and I have partnered up with this buisness, I could, I could prolly go talk to him. I could prolly go talk to him.

J: I think you might struggle…

Q: and we can strike a deal… we can just strike a deal… and we can let him make you keep it. I think with the right wording-- tommy's a very open person, I think --and I don’t know what happened in the prison, but he might be a little more lenient, you know? A little more understanding… about it all.

J: no he's-- I don't think its gonna be an issue, big q, I don't think we're gonna argue with it.

Q: …whaddyou mean?

J: quackity, he…

Q: of course it's gonna be an issue, do you know fucking tommy? Dyou know what fucking tommy's like?

J: yeah, I know--

Q: he's gonna fucking come back here, he's gonna want his shit back, and you're gonna be in deep trouble. And that's gonna be bad for my buisness and yours, by the way.

J: no , I don't think we're gonna-- look, quackity, he's not in prison because he never made it out. (pause) he, didn't leave.

Q: what!? (said in a simmilar tone to technoblade’s ‘heh’s)

J: I don’t think he's… him and dream got in, in a fight. And, I dunno, I dunno what happened, but, he didn't make it

Q: whaddyou mean he didn't make it, you mean like, you mean like…

J: I mean like, he fought dream, and he didn't, he didn't win

*Thunder in the background*

Q: (way quieter than usual and also kind of on the edge of tears? Not quite sure cause i couldn’t see his face, but) (looks around, at the ground, then back to jack)  what-- what dyou mean?

J: I mean , I mean, I mean like

Q: what dyou mean?

J: like he's dead. He- he's dead, Q, dream took his last life.

(long pause. Thunder)

Q: …. (sounding super small, especially for big q) what?

J: yeah. I didn't really want to-- to have to tell you,-- but someone was gonna have to

Q: … he's dead?

J: yeah he's, he's dead.

Q: what?.... (walks a bit up the path. Then stops to look back at jack).. When… when was this?

J: like, maybe, an hour ago, two hours ago…

Q: this was today?

J: yeah, no today he, I dunno he-- he was in there with dream… I dunno what happened… sam… I dunno. He said he made a mistake… ‘n, next thing you know… yeah. He- he- he's gone.

(thunder)

Q: tommy's just… tommy's just dead then?

J: yeah, pre-- yeah pretty much. Well, no, not pretty much, act-- exactly, yeah, no, he's dead.

Q: (sniffles or something, like, sad noises he’s making sad noises) is… is that it?

J: well, I… guess

Q: is that it for tommy? He's gone? Wh… wh…. Wai… what was sam doing? Why didn't--

J: I don't know

Q: I thought he was--how did dream even kill him?

J: I don't know! I, I dunno, we asked him!

Q: they have, they have the uh, the (hits jack) the hitting fatigue thing! Wha--what- what even happened?

J: I don’t, I don’t even know I-I-I, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know! I wasn't there, I wasn't there. I-I-I spoke to sam afterwards, but, but not for very long, I dunno what he said, he spoke to tubbo and ranboo a little bit more, maybe they know, but I don't, I don’t know

J: all I heard was sam say that he was, he was gone

Q: mm. … um… so… he's just gone…

J: yeah. Yeah… nah… yeah.

Q: mm.

J: no, im sorry man. No, I didn't really wanna… be the one.. But. You know, someone was gonna have to.

Q: well… (clears his throat) (laughs but sad, sighs).. Well. (looks at the hotel)

J: yeah.. Yeah!

Q: (a bit louder, but not nearly back to normal) It's time to get back to work then.

J: yeah, that's what I've been, that's what I've been doing. I've been getting some stuff… we… got a lot to do!

Q: Alright! (clears throat) (sounding like he's trying to sound upbeat, but he's not totally feeling it) alright, get to it jack!

J: yeah, no, I'll

Q: And I'll get to my buisness. Please don't head west

J: I wont--I wont head west, I'll head… east.

Q: I don’t wanna have to escort you out again, alright?

J: it's, it's, it's all good, it's all good

Q: Aright! If you need anything, uh, just let me know, and…

J: yeah, and the same goes for you

Q: and, jack. Don’t let this… don't let this affect buisness.

J:… it wont. It wont. If, if anything, it'll-- it'lls for the best. It's for the best.

Q: the train doesn’t stop.

J: no. it only goes faster.

Q: okay.

J: okay

(At about the same time)

J: alright!

Q: Alright!

J: bye, take care

Q: bye!

J: (lets out a breath)