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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 4
Ao3 I Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3
let kids be kids
6:55 am
ICanDeweyIt: WHAT IS UP GAYS AND GALS
TheWebbedWonder: hi :3
Junior-Woodchuck74: you couldn’t have waited five minutes
ICanDeweyIt: it’s the kids gc uncle donald won’t know
Junior-Woodchuck74: knowing him he’ll find a way
ICanDeweyIt: true
ICanDeweyIt: anyway what’s up
Junior-Woodchuck74: over half of us live in the same house as you and we’re all sleeping
TheWebbedWonder: im not
Junior-Woodchuck74: you should be
Junior-Woodchuck74: you stayed up until 3 on facetime with Lena
lenaonme: yes and
Junior-Woodchuck74: when you and Violet come over we’re going to have a talk about healthy sleep habits
lenaonme: you’ll never catch me, nerd!!
ICanDeweyIt: SHUSH huey im bored
Junior-Woodchuck74: I know
adefinitelyrealboy: do you like cat videos, Dewey?
green-sharpie: oh no
adefinitelyrealboy: Webby and I have been sending some back and forth to each other!!
TheWebbedWonder: Finally a fellow cat video enthusiast :3
green-sharpie: webby istg
ICanDeweyIt: oh YES
adefinitelyrealboy: yay!!
adefinitelyrealboy: I’ll send them right away <3
Family Group Chat!!!
7:01 am
mutant-krill!!!!: good morning everyone!!
ICanDeweyIt: good morning!!
Lucky-Gander: good morning!
Lucky-Gander: What’s the haps today
lenaonme: please never say that again
TheWebbedWonder: I WANNA GO CAMPING
TheWebbedWonder: WHO’S WITH ME
Junior-Woodchuck74: Webby, we just started planning a sleepover
Junior-Woodchuck74: and you’re allegedly planning an adventure?
TheWebbedWonder: I am :3
Violet-Sabrewing: please stop using that emoticon
TheWebbedWonder: :3 :3 :3
adefinitelyrealboy: oh!! That’s so cute!!
TheWebbedWonder: I know :3
UnoCaballero: maybe focus on one thing at a time, webs
TheWebbedWonder: ugh fine
Adventure-Pilot: do you need any help planning your adventure?
TheWebbedWonder: Ooh are you offering?
Adventure-Pilot: sure!
TheWebbedWonder: !!! I’d love that!!
Adventure-Pilot: 💖💖💖
Tea Time: Stop stealing my children.
TheWebbedWonder: aww Granny!!
TheWebbedWonder: It’s okay you can both be my parental figures 💖
TheWebbedWonder: I have lots of them!!
ICanDeweyIt: Webby’s winning in terms of parental figures tbh
Junior-Woodchuck74: true 😔😔
TheWebbedWonder: >:3
green-sharpie: stOP
TheWebbedWonder: no >:3
dr. mad scientist: thanks i hate it
Tea Time: Which one of you children taught him that
Blathering-Blatherskite: I feel déja vu
Lil’ Bulb: I did :3
green-sharpie: NOOOO THEY’RE MULTIPLYING
TheWebbedWonder: YES
TheWebbedWonder: EMBRACE IT
ICanDeweyIt: never
ICanDeweyIt: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME
TheWebbedWonder: I CAN AND I WILL
green-sharpie: lol run
Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey just got up and sprinted away
lenaonme: webby ended our call :(
ICanDeweyIt: you guys called AGAIN
lenaonme: yes and
UnoCaballero: is someone else joining our chat today?
DosCaballero: wym?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, Webby seems to add one person every single day
Blathering-Blatherskite: except for yesterday, when she added both of you!
DosCaballero: hah! we’re special!
DosCaballero: @TrêsCaballero get over here we’re being special
TrêsCaballero: Did someone say special?
TrêsCaballero: Because I am very special! ✨
Junior-Woodchuck74: btw Tío José most people use that emoji ironically now
TrêsCaballero: Oh? Well I suppose they just couldn’t handle the sheer power of me! ✨
lenaonme: heck yeah reinvent the world break those stereotypes
lenaonme: @UnoCaballero stop editing my texts
TrêsCaballero: I will!
TrêsCaballero: the sparkles emoji was invented specifically for me
DosCaballero: oh absolutely
UnoCaballero: stop swearing then
lenaonme: ur not my dad
UnoCaballero: but I am your uncle
lenaonme: skdfghgfds
lenaonme: ok 
Junior-Woodchuck74: @Blathering-Blatherskite answer my DM
Scrooge-McDuck: don’t distract my employees at work lad
Blathering-Blatherskite: sorry I was getting something for webby
Scrooge-McDuck: you are working
Blathering-Blatherskite: yes that
dr. mad scientist: hey DUMMY
dr. mad scientist: get over here and work on this chart
Blathering-Blatherskite: why are you texting the mega group chat we're literally in the same room
Scrooge-McDuck: see laddie? work. work that needs to be done
Scrooge-McDuck: I’m not paying them to waste time on their phones, you hear?
ihaveahead!!!: i’m not sure if this is meant for huey or for us
Lil’ Bulb: probably both
Scrooge-McDuck: it’s both
ihaveahead!!!: that checks out
TheWebbedWonder added M.A.M.A. 
Blathering-Blatherskite: M’MA!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: oh hello Ms. Cabrera!!
M.A.M.A.: hello!!
Scrooge-McDuck: oh no my employee productivity!!
adefinitelyrealboy: Hello! I’m Boyd, a definitely real boy!
M.A.M.A.: um, alright.
M.A.M.A.: nice to meet you, Boyd!
adefinitelyrealboy: my name is an acronym just like yours!
M.A.M.A.: Oh really? What does your name stand for?
adefinitelyrealboy: Be Only Yourself Dude!
M.A.M.A.: Well that’s certainly wholesome.
adefinitelyrealboy: thanks! I picked it out myself!
adefinitelyrealboy: what does your name stand for?
M.A.M.A.: María Antonia Magdalena Aldonsa. It’s my name!
TheCrashiestCrash: neat!!
Scrooge-McDuck: welcome Ms. Cabrera, now my employees need to get back to work
UnoCaballero: ok lol
Scrooge-McDuck: what does that mean?
Scrooge-McDuck: Donald, what does that mean???
UnoCaballero: have fun~
Scrooge-McDuck: DONALD FAULTEROY DUCK
dr. mad scientist: HAHAHAHAHAHA your middle name is faulteroy???
Adventure-Pilot: dude your name is literally gyro you don’t have much of a leg here to stand on
dr. mad scientist: neither do you, DUMBELLA.
moonlander-general: HAHAHAHAHA is that really your full name??
Adventure-Pilot: shut up shut up
dr. mad scientist: that’s what you get
Blathering-Blatherskite: Gyro got banned from Starducks because he cursed out employees who thought his name was an allusion to the sandwich
dr. mad scientist: it’s not MY fault they can’t see the brilliance in a perfectly good name!!
dr. mad scientist: i picked it out myself!!
green-sharpie: oh, so it’s perfect in every way
dr. mad scientist: yes!!!
dr. mad scientist: wait was that sarcasm
dr. mad scientist: if that was sarcasm you will rue the day!!!
Scrooge-McDuck: Gyro, what did we say about threatening children?
dr. mad scientist: not to.
Scrooge-McDuck: good!!
Scrooge-McDuck: now get back to work
DosCaballero: you really have a one-track mind huh
Scrooge-McDuck: HEY
Lucky-Gander: he does care a lot about money
wreathedingold: ugh it’s the opposite
wreathedingold: he doesn’t care enough about money
Scrooge-McDuck: come now Goldie
Scrooge-McDuck: i put my family above my money and i’m not shy about it
Tea Time: as you should.
Scrooge-McDuck: thank you, Bentina.
Teach Penny and Mom Pokémon Group Chat!!!!
11:22 am
ICanDeweyIt: ok what’s your favorite pokemon
ICanDeweyIt: this is for science
Junior-Woodchuck74: did you finally escape from webby
ICanDeweyIt: shhh i’m hiding
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: not for long
ICanDeweyIt: nO
ICanDeweyIt: anyway
ICanDeweyIt: i’ll go first
wildlymisunderstood: i don’t like pokemon
TotallyNotGizmoduck: LIES
ICanDeweyIt: NO
ICanDeweyIt: i can’t believe you’d do this to me gyro
wildlymisunderstood: dr. gearloose
ICanDeweyIt: treason
ICanDeweyIt: treason of the highest caliber
ICanDeweyIt: this calls for… public execution!!!
wildlymisunderstood: lol no
aw-phooey: dewey…
ICanDeweyIt: anyway i like keldeo and jigglypuff
lenaonme: >:o neither of them are even blue
ICanDeweyIt: part of them are!!!
lenaonme: who are you and what have you done with dewey
ICanDeweyIt: shut UP
green-sharpie: anyway i like snorlax
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: leaked louie fact: he would snuggle with a snorlax
aw-phooey: confirmed
green-sharpie: whaaaaat they look vv cozy
green-sharpie: tell me you wouldn’t
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: okay fair
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i’m writing down “snorlax plushie” as a gift idea!!
green-sharpie: OOOOOH 👀
green-sharpie: WEBS YOU’RE THE BEST
green-sharpie: the rest of you need to step up
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰🥰
green-sharpie: hey you know what i also like
green-sharpie: meowth
green-sharpie: meowth plushie go
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i’ll put it on the list!
aw-phooey: louie
universesgreatestadventurer: louie
Junior-Woodchuck74: louie c’mon
green-sharpie: ugh fine
ICanDeweyIt: webby go
green-sharpie: you’re just trying to distract her aren’t you
ICanDeweyIt: yes and
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: fairy types!
wildlymisunderstood: of course
aw-phooey: i like Gyarados!
Lucky-Gander: as you should
moonlander-general: that sounds like Gyro’s name
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: ooh yeah it does!
wildlymisunderstood: I suppose Gyarados is deserving of my name
universesgreatestadventurer: oh my god-
wildlymisunderstood: della shut up
universesgreatestadventurer: hey
aw-phooey: hey
wildlymisunderstood: any pokemon would be better anyway though
aw-phooey: no they’re not
wildlymisunderstood: incorrect
TotallyNotGizmoduck: hey don’t fight!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: uhh
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl changed green-sharpie’s name to Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: tell me i’m wrong
wildlymisunderstood: you’re wrong
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: shut up you don’t actually think that you just wanted the chance to tell me off
wildlymisunderstood: truth
Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy: okay valid 
Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy: but how does that solve anything
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: idk
ICanDeweyIt: mom wbu?
worldsgreatestadventurer: my team consists of a growlithe, a lucario, a garchomp, a zorua, and a sneezel!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: oooh very concise i like it
worldsgreatestadventurer: thank you, dear!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰🥰 skdfdksl;df
ICanDeweyIt: cool cool cool
ICanDeweyIt: writing that down thank you
worldsgreatestadventurer: should i be worried?
aw-phooey: nah
PM between TotallyNotGizmoduck and lenaonme
2:44 pm
lenaonme: yo
TotallyNotGizmoduck: hi, Lena.
lenaonme: so
lenaonme: huey yelled at me
TotallyNotGizmoduck: haha sorry
lenaonme: geez don’t apologize when i’m trying to apologize lmao
TotallyNotGizmoduck: oh! Uh.. i’m not sorry?
lenaonme: that works i guess
lenaonme: anyway it was supposed to be just light teasing i’m sorry for being mean
TotallyNotGizmoduck: it’s okay
lenaonme: you don’t have to say that
TotallyNotGizmoduck: it is though!
lenaonme: okay thanks
lenaonme: and please for the love of all things magic change your name
TotallyNotGizmoduck: one day
lenaonme: but really
lenaonme: i am sorry
TotallyNotGizmoduck: well… I hereby accept your apology!
lenaonme: kjsdfhgjfkdls
lenaonme: thanks
TotallyNotGizmoduck: anytime
2:53 pm
TotallyNotGizmoduck: oh and Lena?
lenaonme: yeah?
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I know we don’t really talk but I still care about you
lenaonme: huh
lenaonme: thanks
lenaonme: i really am sorry
TotallyNotGizmoduck: it’s okay
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’m here if you need me
lenaonme: thanks
lenaonme: I might take you up on that one day
Family Group Chat!!!!
3:34 pm
UnoCaballero: is everyone okay?
UnoCaballero: sound off
green-sharpie: yep
Scrooge-McDuck: here
Blathering-Blatherskite: yeah, what’s going on?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Mom and Webby unleashed a portal to the boiling isles during their adventure research
Blathering-Blatherskite: oh shoot, do you need Gizmoduck’s help?
Blathering-Blatherskite: cause I can call him. Yeah. i have him on speed dial
Blathering-Blatherskite: cause so many of Gyro’s inventions go haywire!
Lil’ Bulb: oh my god
dr. mad scientist: not evil.
Blathering-Blatherskite: that’s not what I said.
dr. mad scientist: just wildly misunderstood.
Junior-Woodchuck74: Fenton… 
TheCrashiestCrash: I think we’re good! Thanks!
Blathering-Blatherskite: No problem!
TheWebbedWonder: yeah but it was fun! And I’m a lot closer to figuring out our adventure!
TheWebbedWonder: thanks!
Adventure-Pilot: anytime sweetie!
dr. mad scientist: your family is ridiculous
wreathedingold: seconded
Lucky-Gander: agreed
Adventure-Pilot: aw, you love us
lenaonme: you guys realize you’re all part of the family right
Violet-Sabrewing: the group chat is called “Family Group Chat”
TheWebbedWonder: don’t forget the exclamation points!!
Violet-Sabrewing: of course.
TheCrashiestCrash: Dewey and I are still wrangling the last of those demons, mr. d!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: then why are you texting?!
Junior-Woodchuck74: hang on, i’m coming over.
TheWebbedWonder: me too! woohoo, more demons to fight!!
lenaonme: oooh i’m coming over!!
Indy_Sabrewing: maybe not…
lenaonme: oh come on
lenaonme: we face way worse all the time!!
purpleisforthegays: oh that’s true…
Violet-Sabrewing: I’ve already packed by nunchucks.
purpleisforthegays: oh you girls are going to give me a heart attack one day.
Indy_Sabrewing: don’t worry honey, I’ve already doubled our vacation fund budget. I just had to take some away from the Junior Woodchucks donations.
Junior-Woodchuck74: aw man
lenaonme: 😔👊
Violet-Sabrewing: It do be like that.
green-sharpie: [screenshot-my-longest-yeah-boi-ever.png]
Indy_Sabrewing: Lena, you’re corrupting her.
lenaonme: as i should.
Tea Time: we all do need a vacation one of these days.
ICanDeweyIt: ooooooh
Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey! More fighting, less texting!
ICanDeweyIt: I can multitask!
Junior-Woodchuck74: no you can’t!
Junior-Woodchuck74: studies have shown that multitasking is, on a nanosecond level, virtually impossible
ICanDeweyIt: well, impossible is just another kind of possible!
Junior-Woodchuck74: no it’s not.
ihaveahead!!!: why are you guys texting each other in the main group chat when you live in the same house?
ICanDeweyIt: because we can.
Junior-Woodchuck74: because he’s ignoring me and I can’t hear much over these demons
Lucky-Gander: checks out.
TheCrashiestCrash: we’re all good here!
Scrooge-McDuck: I think that’s the last of them.
mutant-krill!!!!: can you possibly save any specimens for me to study when I arrive in Duckburg?
green-sharpie: webby has ten.
Junior-Woodchuck74: i think Mom has a couple too.
Adventure-Pilot: sure do! and I’d be happy to share!
mutant-krill!!!!: great, thanks!
Blathering-Blatherskite: wait, are you coming to Duckburg?
dr. mad scientist: oh blathering blatherskite not again
Lil’ Bulb: be nice.
mutant-krill!!!!: based on the star and naval patterns I’ve been tracking, Mitzy, Gladstone, and I should be arriving in Duckburg in a couple days!
Junior-Woodchuck74: why didn’t you tell us in advance? We have to prepare!
mutant-krill!!!!: sorry little donald! But this is in advance!
Junior-Woodchuck74: okay fair
ghostbutler: @Tea Time
Tea Time: What
ghostbutler: the house is disgraceful
Tea Time: You bail every time a fight breaks out!
ghostbutler: one of the perks of the afterlife
Tea Time: ugh, you are insufferable.
Scrooge-McDuck: Duckworth was there! He and I fought together!
ICanDeweyIt: can confirm; i stuck my hand through him again!!!
ghostbutler: every time you do that i want to die and i’m already dead.
Tea Time: You saw me fighting twenty demons and bailed immediately.
ghostbutler: it’s a compliment! I figured you could take care of yourself!
ghostbutler: was I wrong?
Tea Time: no.
ghostbutler: perfect! And you still need to clean the house.
wreathedingold: I sense petty drama that somehow I did not cause.
wreathedingold: the world is unbalanced.
Scrooge-McDuck: oh don’t worry, you’ve caused plenty more than your share of petty drama
wreathedingold: oh Scroogey, you flatterer!
dr. mad scientist: i will never understand their romance.
M.A.M.A.: You and me both, and I’ve only been here for a couple of hours!
Blathering-Blatherskite: hey, you two finally agreed on something!
dr. mad scientist: you take that back!
Junior-Woodchuck74: just going to point out that we literally finished fighting five minutes ago and there’s already another fight
green-sharpie: what did you expect from this family?
Junior-Woodchuck74: okay fair
TheWebbedWonder: I’d like to think we’re pretty good 
TheWebbedWonder: especially compared to like the Beagle Boys and Mark Beaks and his mom
dr. mad scientist: HA that’s what he deserves
dr. mad scientist: mark beaks? how about no
ihaveahead!!!: we do not stan
dr. mad scientist: thank you
dr. mad scientist: me seeing mark beaks' name: wish i was jared, nineteen
green-sharpie: KHGFDFGHKLKHGFDSDFGH
Violet-Sabrewing: Don’t be mean
dr. mad scientist: i will not be lectured by a child!
M.A.M.A.: (or anyone)
dr. mad scientist: you say that like it’s an insult but it’s true
ihaveahead!!!: but you’re insulted, aren’t you?
dr. mad scientist: shut up.
TheWebbedWonder: hey Violet’s very knowledgeable!!
Violet-Sabrewing: thank you Webbigail!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: It’s interesting; both of those dysfunctional family dynamics are caused by power abuses and imbalances and lack of communication
Junior-Woodchuck74: both of them have gone far beyond that, but that’s the root of the problem
purpleisforthegays: interesting!
DosCaballero: forgive me, but who are these people again?
dr. mad scientist: god i wish that were me
moonlander-general: villainous fiends!!
DosCaballero: oh okay
DosCaballero: @TrêsCaballero time to fight! The Three Caballeros ride again!
TrêsCaballero: the Three Caballeros ride again!
UnoCaballero: The Three Caballeros ride again!
moonlander-general: Are you three going to say that every time you do something together?
Scrooge-McDuck: You get used to it lassie
Scrooge-McDuck: What you DON’T get used to is three freeloaders mooching off your house and food!!
UnoCaballero: haha bye Uncle Scrooge! Villanious villains to fight!!
Adventure-Pilot: Ooh, fights? Where?
UnoCaballero: not for u lol
Adventure-Pilot: HEY!!
M.A.M.A.: Should I be worried you’re all so eager to be violent or-
dr. mad scientist: you’ve punched me multiple times
M.A.M.A.: you deserved it
M.A.M.A.: And I’ll do it again
dr. mad scientist: noted
Scrooge-McDuck: please don’t incapitate my employee when he should be working
M.A.M.A.: So i’ll do it when he’s off the clock, got it!
dr. mad scientist: hey!!
Lil’ Bulb: he’s always working anyway
dr. mad scientist: true
Scrooge-McDuck: that’s right! You need to work less, lad. I don’t want the unions telling me to pay you overtime
dr. mad scientist: so I can get punched?
Violet-Sabrewing: only if you deserve it
dr. mad scientist: very encouraging, thank you /s
M.A.M.A.: you always deserve it
dr. mad scientist: there we go
TheCrashiestCrash: hey don’t worry Dr. G!! I think you’re a nice person!!
dr. mad scientist: that is factually incorrect but thank you
Blathering-Blatherskite: okay okay let’s all calm down
M.A.M.A.: just say the word, pollito, and I’ll punch his face in
Blathering-Blatherskite: that’s the opposite of what I was going for but thank you M’ma
TheWebbedWonder: YES VIOLENCE!!!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Webby no
TheWebbedWonder: I do think Fenton’s right though! Some problems are better solved with love and compassion
TheWebbedWonder: no matter how much I like punching things!!
Tea Time: that’s my granddaughter!
Scrooge-McDuck: atta girl!!
TheWebbedWonder: aww thank you 💖💖
adefinitelyrealboy: I agree! Talking and understanding can solve a lot of problems!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: statistically, a lot of problems are caused by simple miscommunication!
DosCaballero: especially in sitcoms and the like!
green-sharpie: it’s funny tho
purpleisforthegays: no, it’s just hard to watch
lenaonme: the secondhand embarrassment is real
Violet-Sabrewing: sometimes it’s done well, but that’s fairly rare. Of course that’s all an opinion.
TheCrashiestCrash: you gotta be careful to explain yourself before the problems get big!
Adventure-Pilot: that’s pretty insightful!!
PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck
4:53 pm
Junior-Woodchuck74: Did you see the news?
TotallyNotGizmoduck: no I’m on the clock
TotallyNotGizmoduck: what happened? Is Gizmoduck needed?
Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m not sure
Junior-Woodchuck74: But there was another supposed PK sighting
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Interesting
TotallyNotGizmoduck: That’s the third time this week, and the seventh time this month
Junior-Woodchuck74: Some of them are definitely fake
Junior-Woodchuck74: But this one looks pretty real
Junior-Woodchuck74: If it’s faked they did a pretty good job
TotallyNotGizmoduck: my legal shift ends in forty minutes and Mr. McDuck will be displeased if I stay behind, but as long as I don’t mention overtime it should be fine
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Gyro does it all the time
Junior-Woodchuck74: Don’t take an example from Dr. Gearloose’s sleep schedule
TotallyNotGizmoduck: It is very unhealthy
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’ve pulled my fair share of all-nighters working on projects, thought
Junior-Woodchuck74: That’s not the same though
Junior-Woodchuck74: I swear that man never sleeps
TotallyNotGizmoduck: He does
TotallyNotGizmoduck: at his desk
TotallyNotGizmoduck: for a couple minutes
TotallyNotGizmoduck: When Manny and I hide the coffee
Junior-Woodchuck74: of course
Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, thanks Fenton! Talk tomorrow?
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Of course
PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and lenaonme
7:31 pm
lenaonme: so
lenaonme: i talked to fenton today
Junior-Woodchuck74: How did it go?
lenaonme: good, i think
Junior-Woodchuck74: That’s great!
lenaonme: he’s too nice for his own good
Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, you say the same thing about Webby, so I know that’s a compliment!
lenaonme: oh shut up
Junior-Woodchuck74: You know I’m right
Junior-Woodchuck74: anyway I think you guys will be friends!!
lenaonme: i think so too
Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena
Junior-Woodchuck74: You have no idea how happy that makes me
lenaonme: that’s what i’m going for
Junior-Woodchuck74: aww you softie
lenaonme: don’t tell anyone i have a reputation
Junior-Woodchuck74: I think you already ruined that one sorry Lena
Junior-Woodchuck74: we all see how you act around the Sabrewings and Webby
lenaonme: fair
PM between Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl and worldsgreatestadventurer
7:51 pm
worldsgreatestadventurer: did you get everything you needed?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah I got the amulet! 
worldsgreatestadventurer: perfect!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I almost have the entire adventure mapped out
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl we just need the key from the goblin realm!
worldsgreatestadventurer: you didn’t get that from the Demon Monarch?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: they got thrown in goblin jail for a diplomatic miscommunication a few years back and lost it
worldsgreatestadventurer: well that’s fine! more adventure for us, then!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: woo-oo!!
worldsgreatestadventurer: so, how do we get to the goblin realm?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I got the incantation we need to open a portal from the Demon Monarch!
worldsgreatestadventurer: perfect! Do you want to invite Lena and Violet over?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: do you even need to ask?
worldsgreatestadventurer: I guess not!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Violet and Lena are my supernatural summoning buddies! The boys just don’t have the same penchant for it as we do :(
worldsgreatestadventurer: ngl i think Louie got traumatized by one of your summonings
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah, we try to do it when he’s out of the house now
worldsgreatestadventurer: good to hear
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: other than that, I finished the map of the rock course based on the testimony we got from that weird flesh creature from the other dimension!
worldsgreatestadventurer: haha yeah… that was weird…
worldsgreatestadventurer: let’s not think about that!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: fine by me!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Do you want to play Death Soccer Obstacle Course with Dewey and I?
worldsgreatestadventurer: do I!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: meet you in the backyard!
worldsgreatestadventurer: I’ll be there!
Family Group Chat!!
8:34 pm
Junior-Woodchuck74: So.
Lucky-Gander: oh no
Blathering-Blatherskite: This can’t be good
DosCaballero: Donal’ used to do the same thing when he was mad!
UnoCaballero: I still do
UnoCaballero: and I am mad
TrêsCaballero: oh no
mutant-krill!!!!: what happened, little donald?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey’s in the ER
M.A.M.A.: what? What happened? Do I need to arrest someone?!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Is there an evildoer on the loose?!
adefinitelyrealboy: oh no!! I hope he’s okay!!
TheCrashiestCrash: wait!! Dewey’s injured??
Tea Time: Launchpad you drove him there!!
TheCrashiestCrash: oh yeah!!
Lucky-Gander: ?
Tea Time: Dewey has a broken leg, but he’ll be fine
Junior-Woodchuck74: He was playing soccer on Webby’s obstacle course and jumped out of one of the third story windows
ihaveahead!!!: oh dear
ICanDeweyIt: it’s called death soccer obstacle course, dear hubert
dr. mad scientist: well I can see where the death part comes in
ghostbutler: In reality a broken leg is fairly tame compared to death
lenaonme: oh true
Violet-Sabrewing: you both would know
Indy_Sabrewing: Hey, be nice. Dewey just broke his leg.
TheWebbedWonder: there’s lots of death! Dewey’s just good enough to escape with only a broken leg!!
dr. mad scientist: jeez you are all crazy
lenaonme: so are you lol
ihaveahead!!!: you have no moral high ground here
Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena, what did we talk about?
lenaonme: bruh
lenaonme: sorry
ICanDeweyIt: nah ur good
dr. mad scientist: eh it’s true
dr. mad scientist:  i’m a scientist i don’t hide from the truth
ihaveahead!!!: …
Lil’ Bulb: are you sure about that
dr. mad scientist: shut UP
dr. mad scientist: you will be silent or i will make you
ihaveahead!!!: oooh i’m so scared
wreathedingold: ooh secrets!
green-sharpie: i am looking
dr. mad scientist: oh blathering blatherskite
ICanDeweyIt: hey this is about me remember?
Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey oh my god
green-sharpie: ok i won’t go with you to the hospital then
green-sharpie: i’ll sit on the couch and watch ottoman empire
ICanDeweyIt: you won’t you love me too much
ICanDeweyIt: right? Louie?
ICanDeweyIt: LOUIE???
ICanDeweyIt: quick everyone help me spam his pms
dr. mad scientist: i have better things to be doing 
lenaonme: i spam his pms daily it won’t make a difference
ICanDeweyIt: yall are the worst 💔💔
UnoCaballero: so no one’s going to mention that that’s just not nice
UnoCaballero: ok
Adventure-Pilot: you’re just salty that I spam your pms daily
Adventure-Pilot: kids did i do it right? Did i use the slang???
TheWebbedWonder: yes good job!!
lenaonme: congrats
Junior-Woodchuck74: good job mom!!
Adventure-Pilot: heck yeah!!
green-sharpie: shut UP i'm coming
ICanDeweyIt: I knew you couldn't resist the Dewey charm!!
green-sharpie: oh trust me, it's very easy
green-sharpie: it's harder to not resist it
ICanDeweyIt: but you do, because you loooooveeee meeeeee
green-sharpie: ...fine
ICanDeweyIt: 😌👊
Junior-Woodchuck74: DEWEY GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO IN
PM between 22 and ghostbutler
11:25 pm
22: bitch
ghostbutler: How crass, Bentina. It fits you.
22: bitch
ghostbutler: blocked
22: unblock me
ghostbutler: yes?
22: bitch
~
names (as of the end of the story)
Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22 Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite Manny: ihaveahead!!! Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general
*main
*kicks down door* WE'RE BACK BAYBEE!!!!
I'm really sorry about the wait. I didn't intend for it to be this long. I did have a suspicion I might need more time, especially since the day I was originally supposed to post this was the first day of school and just before that I had just pounded out a pretty major piece of writing in two days, so I was a bit burned out. But I've had low motivation because of school, and I've also been working on a pretty big project - I'm writing the script for a fangan comic on instagram (cerealronpa)! (it was pretty fun working on this story and that at the same time because they have COMPLETELY different moods haha.) It won't be out for a while yet and the premise is pretty different from my usual stuff, but I highly encourage you to check it out when it comes out.
anyway between Cerealronpa and school I definitely have less time and motivation than before, so I might push this back to updating every two weeks instead of weekly, sorry about that. I'm not entirely sure if I'll be able to even stick to that, given how long it took me to get this one out, but I'll do my best! it's a little better now that I've settled into a routine anyway.
for the life of me I could not figure out a good username for Officer Cabrera when I was planning this, so I think the wait turned out well because of Frank's ask! I was writing her introduction and trying to think up one on the fly when I was like oH WAIT- djsdfgfd
a very very big thank you to everyone who replied to my tumblr post or discord message(s) about what pokemon the ducktales characters would have! if you responded to this fic offering to help me with pokemon I haven't forgotten that it's just talking to new people is scary so I chickened out this time sjdfgfdfghgfd i'll get you sometime! But for now this is good. I tried to include every pokemon people gave me so I hope it makes sense! Also a thank you to my friend Moon, who's a very big Pokemon fan but not a Ducktales fan, and who did her best to help me. She won't see this but she deserves a shoutout anyway.
Della and Webby's dynamic is one of my favorites so expect more of it!! I was surprised to realize I hadn't written an PM of them yet so here we go!! There'll definitely be more of it in the future.
also there are lowkey Weblena hints in this one if you squint since I just kind of vibed with it while I was writing, but if Weblena's not your cup of tea don't worry. I love me some good Weblena any day, but the focus of this fic has and always will be family and character dynamics. I'm not sure how it'll play out but I love Webby and Lena's dynamic, romantic or platonic, so just a heads up!
don't pull all-nighters like Gyro unless you really need to, kids. get some sleep, it's good for you!
there's a very small tdp reference and a lot3c reference in here and i'm really curious if anyone will catch them 👀
there's also a very small line that's me just like Gyro trans? Gyro trans. Anyway you can pry trans Gyro out of my cold dead hands please and thank you
I think the "Gyro got banned from Starducks" thing is from a very very old discussion (like 2 years ago dsddfgjaksld) I think it might've been @fangirl530 who brought it up? unsure. but it pops up in my head every now and then and i love it so much
I hope you enjoyed and I'll do my best to update again soon!! Your support, especially comments, but even just the hit count, means the world to me. It makes me really happy to hear people are enjoying this story!! I'm so happy it's as fun for you to read as it is for me to write.
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