#edit: also some of those marluvex artists have to stop making that shit cute or else

[darkmatter-swordsman]

*shifty eyes* Hey. Hey. Gimme your KH ships. I have to see what occupies your brain.

I’ll give a top 5 w honorable mentions and the honorable mentions are very important

#1 terrarium terra/marluxia they have never interacted once and I don’t give an absolute fuck about it. What am I supposed to not ship characters w a ship name like terrarium it’s too good. To follow up on this my mind loves adores even pairing up marluxia with earth men so marlex is also like …. Top 10 for real

#2 xemnas and kingdom hearts. The whole moon. Xemnas is very very ace but not for that moon. It is a very visceral emotion I wouldn’t even call it love. I love ships that are absolutely incomprehensible ✨

#3 zexion/demyx hot topic boyfriends. They walk in and dem gets the buy two get one free band shirts and zexion gets a spikey bracelet and nail polish. They hold hands and share food court fries with too much cheese

#4 soriki kingdomhearts is absolutely riddled with the potential for polyshipping but this one is THE polyship. They all belong together for eternity you literally can’t have one without the other

#5 cannot decide if I like aqua/terra or aqua/larxene more. Aquaterra is very very cute but at the same time there is lesbians…. Larxene would treat a woman right no doubt in my mind

Honorable mentions:

Lex/xaldin big guys getting married , leaisa of course who doesn’t, moonflower (saïx marluxia) it’s just neat , marluxias angel forme and xemnas’ big dragon mecj , I’m forgetting more but this about gets all the ones I think about a lot!

Oh and I guess luxord and Pokémon elite 4 grimsly they have interdimensional poker night