𝐃𝐈𝐆 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐑 !
𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ?
the hierophant. the plan is perfect in every way. everyone where they need to be, at exactly the right moment, with exactly the right smile. you have moved and manipulated the situation, but did you remember to put yourself in the correct position ? you, after all, are still a player in the game — whoever thinks they control the pieces still has to make the next move eventually. whoever is playing the game is playing against an opponent. ensure that they have not played better than you.
the thing that sticks out to me as the hierophant, beyond the way that this is written and the implications of the chess master ( as laz thinks himself to be ), is that it is a card of tradition. rather than continue on with the status quo, lazarus seeks to put himself in establishing a new tradition that he thinks is better for the wizarding community through a near sense of divine providence. his understanding of the world, his desires to see it changed and renewed in his image, is palpable and though he is charismatic, he is also keenly aware of the way he sounds.
toeing the line between extremist and pragmatist, there is a chaos that is nestled in his bones that takes a significant amount of energy to hold back. he wants to be impulsive, craves this need to show the world how he wants to shake things up, but he knows and values the privilege of having supporters to his cause and that is the thing that prevents him from trying to start a revolution on his own. the board has been set, now he waits for his opponents and allies alike to make their moves.
𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐛𝐭𝐢 ?
the mbti type estj is represented by the executive, a person of great fortitude who emphatically follows their own sensible judgment. they serve as a stabilizing force among others, able to offer solid direction amid adversity. this personality type are representatives of tradition and order, utilizing their understanding of what is right, wrong, and socially acceptable to bring families and communities together. embracing the values of honesty, dedication, and dignity, people with the executive personality type are valued for their clear advice and guidance, and they happily lead the way on difficult paths. taking pride in bringing people together, executives often take on roles as community organizers, working hard to bring everyone together.
at first glance the mention of honesty might seem out of place for lazarus but there is a beauty in being a manipulator: it doesn’t inherently mean you’re always lying. he is very much the type to stick�� to the letter of the law, whether or not it flies in the face of the spirit of the law. the spirit of the law provides a kind of gray area to be argued for or against an action, to follow the law to its letter is to provide no wiggle room for a case to be made against you.
overall, this is a spot on evaluation of how lazarus is perceived by others and how he hopes to present himself. the mention of traditionalism and order is a solid affirmation of both his dedication and also the pull of the hierophant card for him. the world is on the precipice of change and he intends to ignite the dynamite to shake it up, as well as lead his faction through with the fewest incidents possible. this goal of their’s is not one that is as easy as point a to point b but there is something to be said for the efficiency with which he approaches the task at hand and the plan he has crafted.
𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 ?
type 8, wing 9 — the diplomat. eights are charismatic and have the physical and psychological capacities to persuade others to follow them into all kinds of endeavors — from starting a company, to rebuilding a city, to waging war. eights have enormous willpower and vitality and they feel most alive when exercising these capacities in the world. they use their abundant energy to effect changes in their environment, to leave their mark on the world, and to keep that environment and other people from hurting them and those they care about. at an early age, eights understand that this strength, will, persistence, and endurance are qualities to develop in themselves and to look for in other people. as well, eights with a wing type nine fear being hurt by others and avoid situations in which they have less control, generally preferring to be in positions of leadership. to guard themselves against threads and to control their own destiny leads to developing a sense of independence at a young age. diplomats defend themselves by building emotional walls and denying vulnerabilities. these people tend to be naturally energetic and confident, see a variety of different perspectives, fear being controlled by others, and tend to be seen as stubborn or rigid.
lazarus avery could not be summed up more perfectly than the description provided by the enneagram test. though it lacks mention of tradition, it highlights his need to lead, his desire to keep his fears hidden and prevent them from being realized, indicates his potential as someone worth following into battle, and his appreciation for those of high wisdom and high intelligence. being classified as a diplomat is a boon to his ego and serves as a reminder for himself that he is in the right place, at the right time and he is doing what is right for the people he cares for most and for a majority of the wizarding community at large. they should, as far as he’s concerned, follow the sentiments that the americans hold and to institute more stringent codes around the international statute of secrecy in britain. removing the muggle influence from the wizarding world is desperately important to the survival of their kind. let it be noted that their kind here means purebloods and not the wizard as they are.
𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 ?
a lawful evil villain methodically takes what he wants within the limits of his code of conduct without regard for whom it hurts. he cares about tradition, loyalty, and order but not about freedom, dignity, or life. he plays by the rules but without mercy or compassion. he is comfortable in a hierarchy and would like to rule, but is willing to serve. he condemns others not according to their actions but according to race, religion, homeland, or social rank. he is loath to break laws or promises. this reluctance comes partly from his nature and partly because he depends on order to protect himself from those who oppose him on moral grounds. some lawful evil villains have particular taboos, such as not killing in cold blood ( but having underlings do it ) or not letting children come to harm ( if it can be helped ). they imagine that these compunctions put them above unprincipled villains. some lawful evil people and creatures commit themselves to evil with a zeal like that of a crusader committed to good. beyond being willing to hurt others for their own ends, they take pleasure in spreading evil as an end unto itself. they may also see doing evil as part of a duty to an evil deity or master. lawful evil is sometimes called diabolical, because devils are the epitome of lawful evil. lawful evil is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and dedicated self-interest. however, lawful evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents methodical, intentional, and frequently successful evil.
it’s important to know in the detailed results breakdown that lazarus got a 30 in lawful evil responses and a 28 in lawful good. though he is actively on the wrong side of the argument, he still perceives himself as lawful good for the good he does for the people around him, who are close to him in some way. though the above is a good starting point, it should be noted that there are a pair of corrections that laz would make:
he plays by the rules but without mercy or compassion ( his compassion is selective, only taking special care of those who care for him ).
he is comfortable in a hierarchy and would like to rule, but is willing to serve ( temporarily, so long as it gets him into a position of leadership ).
ultimately, laz being pegged as lawful evil is wildly accurate and though his perception allows him to view himself as lawful good, there’s no doubt that he’s evil and lawful evil at that. as i said in the answer regarding his mbti result, it benefits him to work according to the letter of the law instead of in the moral gray area.
𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 ?
born at 3:33, the height of the witching hour, he is a hurricane of personalities meshing together to form a formidable beast. a scorpio - sagittarius cusp with a capricorn moon and libra ascendant, lazarus is concerned deeply with justice, honor, and revolution. his is a sign determined to do what is right, what is ultimately good, and had he been born to another family perhaps he wouldn’t be a nuclear weapon in the arsenal of the pureblood cause.
as a sun in scorpio and sagittarius, he displays the intensity indicative of both a scorpio and any fire sign. the combination of these signs, who are both attuned to psychic gifts, are blessed with a sixth sense that allows them to get to the heart of the matter which manifests in lazarus’ talent for divination ( though his early readings in third year were not nearly as refined as they are now ). it’s important to acknowledge that scorpios have intense amounts of willpower, incredibly conscious of what they want and knowing when to go for it at the right time. they are powerful strategists and can have incredibly patience, combined with their staying power and refusal to give up. scorpios are not intimidated by anybody or anything and confrontations are not a problem.
his capricorn moon combines very well with his scorpio / sagittarius sun as lunar capricorns tend to keep their emotions in check and do not favor taking unnecessary risks. capricorn moons also tend to have a deep respect for tradition and authority. these natives are more likely to keep their lives structured and well controlled, practically dealt with instead of passionately felt which leads to a selectivity in romantic attachments. though capricorn moons are reserved and cautious, they tend to be deeply attracted to politics, positions of leadership, and not getting carried away by love.
the libra ascendant indicates an active love for creating harmony or upsetting balance, contentious beings who bring a particular change to the pursuit of either war or peace. these people tend to be socially active and find it natural engaging in one on one and group settings alike, similarly they find it easy to make and retain acquaintances but close friends are few and far between. their particular sensitivity for chaos causes them to be selective with their inner circle. libra ascendants tend to quickly hone in on the many sides of an issue, allowing them to weigh their scales in the manner that best suits what they need. combined with the resoluteness of a scorpio sun and capricorn moon, it makes lazarus incredibly decisive about the choices he makes.
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Finding Kurt Hummel: Diva
Masterpost
4x13: Diva
Hey did you know guys can be divas, too? I’m surprised this episode concept didn’t come up in, like, season 1 -- but I think it fits well here in season 4, and I think there’s a good Santana story here about her figuring out her shit and getting herself to New York (which should have been the from beginning). The Tina story, on the other hand, is one that I’m glad I don’t have to touch.
I would also like to point out - Blaine has a shrine to Kurt in his room. I bring it up because there’s no Klaine in this episode, but there are little touches in the background that shows that the story is far from being over - Blaine mentioning Kurt, the shrine, the edits that cut from Kurt’s story to Blaine’s and vice versa. A the little things we held on to way back then.
Sarah Brightman in Training
Yeah Kurt, we all kind of feel that way about Rachel right about now. To be honest, I think this set of episodes was supposed to bring Rachel down from her high -- which kind of all leads up to her break up with Brody. I think there’s supposed to be some humbling elements, too, but that never really happens.
Anyway -- Kurt says this class is free sing? What does that even mean? These writers didn’t attend a performing arts class, did they. But Kurt’s just beyond annoyed. And you know, I don’t really blame him. She has got to be one of the most difficult people on the show.
Kurt, at home, still not having it. I will say -- roommates are hard. And if you haven’t even had siblings, though I suppose Kurt did have Finn for the previous year, it can be even harder.
Kurt back at school, apparently drinking his way through this Rachel business.
We see the beginning of Rachel’s posse -- the two sycophants (did they ever have names?) who follower her around, are bitchy gossipers, and are generally annoying. How the hell did these two get into NYADA. Man, the issues I have with this school are unending.
She’s even having Kurt take her messages for her. God. Kurt claims he always knew this might happen. Man - Kurt needs an apartment by himself -- one of those little shoebox things that might be a tight fit, but he makes it work. (Personally, the loft seems like an awful place to live.)
Kurt claims he’s the only one who can take her down - and god were we all ready for that....
Truth Time
So -- Kurt’s pretty cranky if you wake him up before he needs to get up. Geez - if you’re going to live in a place that has no walls you have /got/ to set boundaries. Why Kurt doesn’t seem to learn from this, I don’t know.
Anyway - Rachel comes bounding in demanding that Kurt make her some tea. Rachel’s so used to doing this kind of thing that I doubt she realizes she’s even doing it. And Kurt -- well, he doesn’t do well with confrontation. In the same pattern as we always see, Kurt lets things build, and build, and build (as we see in the above montage) until he finally explodes.
So, we finally get to some Truth Time. Rachel believes he’s jealous of her success. I don’t know if I buy that. Kurt’s had his ups and downs, but in the last month or so, things have been swinging back up. It’s more as he says here (and in the earlier voice over) she’s become an unbearable diva, and that her ego is a bit out of control.
Kurt then says they became close because she became tolerable. When exactly was that Kurt? I’m blanking. Maybe those foursome dates with Finn and Blaine balanced out Rachel’s personality.
To be fair -- I can see Kurt being strict about his regimen and routines, so I doubt he’s really that easy to live with either. Rachel’s just being more outward at the moment. And, as Kurt points out, Brody moved in and Kurt is not happy about that --- and she’s got an annoying group of friends that Kurt really does not want to spend any time with. It’s just a whole bunch of things rolled into one.
Rachel’s really bad at sparring now that I think of it -- because her only rebuttal is that Carmen only let him in because of her. Which is kinda low since he was so insecure about that earlier in the season, but also untrue. And Kurt’s wise enough to see through that little bit of shenanigans.
Kurt, however, knows right where to stick her -- by attacking her performances, the one thing that Rachel prides more than anything else. He not only tells her that his performance at Winter Showcase blew hers away, he claims he can do it again. And he drops the big bombshell -- he threw their original diva-off back in Wheels. That’s right, Kurt tanked the note on purpose to spare his dad.
Rachel can hardly believe this, as she built her confidence around that win. (Eesh, really Rachel?) but Kurt is offering no sympathy here. He’s on a mission and he’s determined to take her down, even if it’s taking a big sledge hammer to her self-esteem.
Idk - now that I think about it -- it is really interesting that Kurt is really good at getting under Rachel’s skin, but she can’t even touch him. Way back in Hairography, she was able to because she knew his weak spot. But here, she’s kind of so in her own little world, he’s a bit unbeatable by default. It’s also interesting, as an aside, that Rachel doesn’t believe he’d tank the note on purpose -- cause why would you ever do that?
And thus, all of this illustrates, despite the fact that yes, they do have a lot of similarities, these two are very different people.
Bitchy Gossip
So, Rachel needs to have Midnight Madness explained to her because unlike Kurt, she doesn’t do her research (plus, you know exposition and I guess Brody needed something to do). But we find out that it’s basically a sing-off, or an underground fight club for vocal performers, and winners get bragging rights. And along come her sycophants talking about how awful Kurt’s gonna be. And that he has a turtle face. I don’t really see that, but whatever. Thankfully, Rachel sticks up for Kurt -- because deep down they really are friends. And personal issues between them are just that -- between them.
Kurt however, is here to hear it. And he takes them down, a first time, by telling them that the bitchy gossip isn’t going to throw him off his game. For a kid who’s dealt with psychological terror and physical assault, these guys aren’t any worse than Santana or Quinn.
However, while he puts on a confident face in front of them, when they walk away, he kind of deflates. It’s not easy constantly having to put that much of an effort in the face of that much judgment. And having to deal with what he thought he had left behind in high school is still hard, no matter how awesome you are at dealing with it.
Midnight Madness
So, Kurt’s looking a little nervous as Brody spits out the rules and tries to make it out to be like some kind of bloodsport. It’s interesting, Adam’s there at his side as his confidant. Kurt looks to him a few times for reassurance, which Adam is welcome to give. Rachel doesn’t really have anyone besides those shallow sycophants. It’s kind of sad actually.
Anyway - the song that was chosen was Bring Him Home from Les Mis -- probably because the movie remake had come out around this time, and Glee does that. But, I want to say how amazing a choice this is for Kurt. Because here’s a song that is traditionally a male song, but meant for a high tenor. (This version might have been raised a little to fit Rachel’s voice, but not much I don’t believe.) Rachel looks a little nervous at the choice. Kurt knows he has the edge. And his nerves seem to go the minute he steps up there. He stares her down and is ready.
So Bring Him Home. I’m afraid I don’t have a whole lot of meta to go along with this song, and I’m looking forward to what people have to say about it. I do think it’s interesting that Kurt has these lines:
In my need
You have always been there
Which he throws a look over to Rachel. And I feel like it’s a nod to the fact that despite the fact that they’re in the middle of this argument over Rachel’s personality, they’ve still pretty much got each other’s backs.
I guess I also find the mantra of ‘let him live’ interesting after Kurt’s already sung Being Alive. Kurt’s already spent this year trying to be more alive than he was during the fall -- being on his own and okay at NYADA, asking Adam out, taking down Rachel. He’s putting himself out there the best he can. But it’s not always the easiest thing. And as we’ll see in episodes coming up, he’s still got a bit of work to do.
I suppose -- also, I could tie this loosely with Burt and the fact that he has cancer. This song is sung by a father to his possible son-in-law. It’s interesting that this sentiment might be reversed.
As for the vocal performance -- I think they’re pretty evenly matched. (That is until Rachel screeches her way into the final note. God, I hate when she does that.) Rachel definitely has the technical training on her side, but -- Kurt has come such a long way since they sang Defying Gravity. His chops are there on this one, and he gives the song something that Rachel really doesn’t, emotional delicacy.
I love that everyone is enamored by the performances - as are all of us in the audience. Oh Adam, don’t fall in love. It’s not going to end well.
And the winner is -- Mr. Kurt Hummel.
I love that when they’re choosing sides and that sycophants join Kurt’s side he snickers a little. Of course Kurt’s delighted. He needed a good win on his side. But it never really occurred to me how much this probably does knock Rachel off her pedestal. Kurt’s had to deal with self-doubt for a long time, and this validation every once in a while that he’s great is fantastic. But Rachel is coming from the other direction -- being told that this is the only thing she’s good at. So when she fails at this, though a near tie would hardly be failing, she doubts her self worth completely.
Take Down
Kurt doesn’t revel in his win for long because the next day (I assume) Kurt’s walking around with Adam feeling guilty about the song choice because he’s known the score of Les Mis since he was a kid. Which is funny to me - because I’m sure Rachel does, too, so it’s not like it’s /that/ unfair. Adam seems to agree and reminds him that he’s an awesome singer who should be proud of that. I mean, that is why Adam recruited him into the Apples -- not just because he looked cute doing a plie. Adam is a nice guy, and again I’m sad they didn’t allow this story more development.
Anyway - now that Kurt’s won, he’s also won a bit more popularity (I hesitate to say respect because these guys are leeches). The two sycophants come bouncing over, completely changing their tune -- and now want to hang out with him until someone else does something noteworthy. Kurt’s on to them in a second, and he has not time for this bullshit, calling them out about how they’re awful people who need to suck up to others because they clearly can’t make it on their own. (Wait - how did these guys get into NYADA in the first place?)
Kurt also mentions that if there’s one more bad thing about Adam’s Apples out of their mouths again, he’ll challenge them to a Midnight Madness sing-off -- and they should know how that turns out. They slink off, licking their wounds. Meanwhile, Adam looks adoringly over at Kurt, as if before he was like - oh, here’s this cute guy who can sing and now it’s like, wow, Kurt is this amazing creature. Oh, Adam - don’t get too attached, Kurt’s heart belongs to someone else.
Also, as an aside, it cracks me up at how Adam looks at the sycophants during this scene - like what hell is wrong with the two of you?
As nice as Kurt finds it to not only take those two down, but receive lots of flattering comments from Adam -- he sees Rachel in the distance and feels that he should probably go deal with that mess.
Rachel’s sulking around feeling sorry for herself (**sigh** fine.) and in an attempt to bright her day, Kurt suggests they go to the Funny Girl audition together. She kind of just walks away -- telling him he should go because he’d make a good Fanny Bryce. (Wait, what? I don’t even begin to understand that comment.) But the point is Rachel’s throwing herself a pity party and wants to wallow in that longer.
Repairing Rachel’s Ego
Kurt’s wearing different clothes in this scene, so I’m guessing he’s let Rachel sulk for a while before coming in to talk with her.
He mentions that he signed them up for the open call auditions for Funny Girl (that’s not really how that works, but ignoring that...) and again prompts her to come with him. She’s whines that if she does get it, she’ll be awful and lose everyone she loves because her ego will be too much. And Kurt, while rolling his eyes, tells her the same boring pep talk he’s been giving her since Born This Way -- she’s great and wonderful and one-of-a-kind, blah blah blah. And that she should bring the diva but hold the nightmare.
Here’s my thing - I know this is the 8000th version of this scene, and yeah, it is getting a little annoying to keep seeing it, but I’ve softened to it over the years. I do think it’s fair to have this kind of scene if they want to keep Hummelberry as a viable friendship. I mean, Rachel apologizes, and Kurt forgives her, and they move on, which is great!
But the really nice thing is that going forward Hummelberry as a friendship becomes more balanced. Sure the narrative is still going to do that thing where it starts with a Kurt plot line and end with a Rachel plot line for a while, but it’s a good long while before we see him being used as a clear prop for her. And she’s going to go back to feeling more Rachel-ish in the second half of the season.
I know people wanted to the Kurt vs Rachel thing to go on longer -- sure, that would have been interesting to play out over a few episodes! But this is Glee, and sometimes less is probably better.
Santana
Before we get to the ending twist, two thoughts.
1. The whole part of the episode that I wasn’t talking about had to do (partly) with Blaine and Tina, and Blaine asks Tina to be his date to Will and Emma’s wedding. Which confused us at the time because Ryan Murphy had already mentioned that Kurt would be Blaine’s date, but I’m digressing. The big thing is that Adam is not Kurt’s date. This wedding is right around the corner, and I’m guessing Kurt thought it was way, way too early to bring this guy he’s sorta seeing back home. I’m interested in the New York stuff stays in New York part of it. But also, I think speaks volumes that Kurt and Adam aren’t really that much of a couple -- that Kurt can kind of leave him behind and not really think too much about it.
2. Brittany mentions to Santana that Kurt found a new guy -- and I know this kind of rubbed people the wrong way at the time. And I say, first of all, she probably gets her gossip from Lord Tubbington and Tina - both of whom are going to spin the truth. But more so, it’s there so that the make out in the car is seen as a surprise. Besides, it’s really more about Brittany telling Santana to go off and conquer the world, not about Kurt and his love life.
Which brings us to -- Santana singing her way to New York and showing up at the loft. It somewhat astounds me that they let Santana stay, I suppose they are both nice enough people, but it’s good for the narrative for Santana to be there -- as the New York side is finally going to get more fleshed out. Except -- we won’t see it for a little bit because next up is a wedding. And everyone hooks up at weddings. ;)
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