#either that or he tries to talk you out of buying stuff bc Rouxls promised he could keep it if he couldn’t sell it | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

deadbeatdadjokes · 2 years

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I need Rouxls to open a shop in Castle Town so I can witness him try to upcharge literal trash he salvaged from other shops’ dumpsters only for Lancer to pop his little head out from behind the counter and undercut him like “yeah!! 15 dollars take it or leave it!!!” Bc 15 dollars is a lot of money to a kid

#either that or he tries to talk you out of buying stuff bc Rouxls promised he could keep it if he couldn’t sell it #It’s fine Rouxls still wants him there bc he’s good for business lmao no one would actually come if it was just him so thems the concessions #i need more canon content of them together actually while we’re at it #deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer deltarune #by contrast Queen will drop 2.3 million dollars on a bent paper clip if Lancer tried to sell it to her so there’s that #need them to be partaking in shenanigans stat #lest I die of starvation #edit: ok so I forgot scc made this joke already but I don’t care it’s comedy gold keep the bit going

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