#either that or like. you know. irish spring ( i don't know if they have shampoos )

[vellichorom]

Sure we can question colour palettes and toothpaste flavours, but what flavour shampoo does this man use?!!

OLD SPICE, BABEY !!!!!! at least that's what i always joke he uses, anyway! bearglove or nightpanther perhaps, whatever those smell like.... the scent doesn't really matter, so long as his hair's clean!

with rosemary's inclusion in the complex though, & with his adapting the place as WELL as it's accessories more to her liking, he probably ends up using whatever shampoo she likes in the end. which may or may not make him smell violently of apples(?)

[msburgundy]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 32, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 40, 41, 41, 42, 45, 47, 48, 49?

heinous

but since you have put so much effort into it, fine lol

1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?

discomfort characters only, olivia dunham my beloved

2. lighter or matches?

lighter but like the long kind, the other ones are scary lol

3. do you leave the window open at night?

when it's warm out i love it

4. which cryptyd being do you believe in?

chupacabra is real

5. what color are your eyes?

blue ish but with a ring of whatever in the middle

6. why did you do that?

we ball

7. hair-ties or scrunchies?

hair ties i guess, either is fine though

10. would you slaughter the rich?

not unless they are imminently causing me problems

12. what kind of day is it?

regular, at work and sleepy

13. when was the last time you ate?

like 10 minutes ago

15. are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

no

16. can you drive?

legally? yes. actually? debatable.

17. are you farsighted or nearsighted?

EAGLE EYES BAYBEY

18. what hair products do you use?

mostly just what's in my kitchen lol i still buy shampoo but i use a lot of apple cider vinegar and coconut oil/avocado oil too

19. imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

no, i refuse to coat you in poisons that can be absorbed through the skin and nails

20. do you say soda or pop?

soda, like a civilized person

22. what type of person are you?

just some guy

23. how do you feel about chilly weather?

no will to live, reason for dying

24. if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

probably trying to catch a bird

25. perfume/body spray or lotion?

lotion but preferably unscented or at least very mild

26. a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

what every girl imagines, home invasion in the middle of the night 💕

27. about how many hours of sleep did you get?

went to bed before 9pm and still somehow got like 4 and a half lol

28. do you wear a mask?

L O L

29. how do you like your shower water?

boiled alive like a lobster

30. are there dishes in your room?

just my yogurt bowl from like 10 minutes ago

32. do you have a favorite towel?

not really but i don't own many currently lol

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

quite a few, mostly by Sara Bareilles and Billy Joel

35. what’s your timezone?

mountain time all the time baybey

36. how many times have you changed your url?

no idea but quite a few because i keep deleting blogs when they get too many followers lol

38. a soap bar that smells good?

can't go wrong with irish spring

40. did you have any snacks today?

just my breakfast

41. how do you take your coffee?

not at all

42. an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

discord

45. can you remember what happened yesterday?

mostly, all i did was work, water my flowers, and then go to bed

47. what was the last message you sent?

some sort of insane babbling to @athene-ergane , as one does

48. when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

i think i was 19, at my friend's house and we were hanging out with her parents lol

49. can you skip rocks?

i don't think so, but maybe i just haven't found the right rock lol

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Questioning, Part 2: 26-50

If we're counting fanfiction as books, Sunrise in Exile by Ragdoll. It's MCU fanfic, so if that doesn't float your boat, you have been warned, but I find it good daydreaming material. Frankly, I love their portrayal of FRIDAY. If we're not, then "S." by Doug Dorst and J. J. Abrams. It's a book within a book, with two people trading the fictional library book "Ship of Theseus" and writing out their story in the margins.

@becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys. Elanor's political commentary is both absurdly funny and on-point and she covers several other important topics, such as climate change and celtophobia. Side note, notice how Grammarly tried to autocorrect celtophobia to xenophobia and "gelotophobia", which google tells me is a fear of being laughed at.

Family stuff's private, sorry.

Heights. Actually, it's less heights, and more falling. I can be on top of tall things as much as I want, but the second I approach an edge, my legs start to go shaky and I can't. I can't even step on some high balconies.

Antidisestablishmentarianism. I have no clue what it means, the rhythm of it is just nice.

"The Silent Patient" by Alex Michaelides, "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid, and "The Bullet That Missed" by Richard Osman. If I get any others, I've heard that "Cain's Jawbone" and "Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe" are both very good.

The Owl House or Steven Universe. Yes, I know the latter's everything, especially the ending, was problematic, but the songs are chill and nostalgic, and I can enjoy things while also recognizing that they're not good.

Self-ID shit is always the hardest, I don't fuckin know. I do reblog some fan shit, but not that much.

I don't really know. I've always just kinda done my own thing.

If I had to pick, probably "The Bachelor" or something like that. Good for fatigue nights, where you don't have the mental strength to watch anything more intellectually stimulating, (if even that) but not much else.

Don't have one. Never been one for superstition. if I had to pick, though, 17 feels right.

Hydrangeas. We have a bush in the front garden, and it's always so pretty in the summer. Tulips are very beautiful too, and there are these tiny purple flowers that grow in my neighbor's garden that always pop up right around the start of spring.

Opal's gorgeous, as well as peacock ore.

I'm going for a full sunrise ombre, from dark blue at the top to yellow at the bottom.

I am *not*. Changing or skipping over history is a recipe for disaster - for the universe for the former, and for me for the latter. I refuse to be the one to deal with such nonsense.

A good steak with peppercorn sauce, and creamy mashed potatoes with beef gravy.

Either Brownie a la Mode, Cookie Dough, or Dulce de Leche. No, I will not be deciding.

Margaret Thatcher. Gonna shove her face in some mashed potatoes and peas.

7-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner, Soap, Mouthwash, Toothpaste, Car Coolant, Hair-Gel. Hey, it covers all of the basics, even if it's not the best in the market for any of them.

When I'm camping, especially in the summer, the very early morning, just after the sun rises. Fog hangs over the area where I camp like a cloud at that time, and it's stunningly beautiful yet terrifyingly eerie. Anytime else, the afternoon. Early enough to not be exhausted and a good time to get shit done, but it doesn't have the lazy, chill vibes morning does.

I do not, but thank you. So are you, :).

I've wanted to learn Irish Gaelic for a long while now, but unfortunately, my audial processing is bad enough in English, so that might be a while in the making. Spanish, French, or Mandarin all seem like they'd be very useful to learn.

Strawberries are awesome, but I'll never turn down a good apple, and blueberry muffins in particular are great.

The characters from The Owl House. ITts going to be amazing, yet incredibly chaotic. I love it already.

Aww, thank u boo :D. ILY2.

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#5

What I Think Marvel Characters Would Smell Like

(I don't know why I thought of this, but please bare with me)

Tony Stark (Iron Man): Would smell like sweat, motor oil, and sometimes alcohol. Uses Old Spice Wolfthorn deodorant, a shampoo that says "Energy", and Dr. Squach's rum scented soap. Will use an expressive cologne for meetings and press conferences.

Bruce Banner (Hulk): A simple man who is very persistent about hygiene and almost never smells like sweat. Would use Old Spice Bearglove deodorant and Irish Spring soap.

Steve Rogers (Captain America): Would smell like sweat. Definitely uses Head and Shoulders. Would use Axe deodorant. Vaguely smells like "ocean".

Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier): Doesn't really care about hygiene. Is often greasy. May have a metallic smell. Will sometimes smell like Axe and "ocean" because that's what Steve uses.

Clint Barton (Hawkeye): Lives on a farm, so would smell like chickens and hay. Uses Degree Men's deodorant and generic 3-in-1 blue-green men's soap. May sometimes smell like coconut when he runs out and uses his wife's shampoo.

Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow): Wants to stay undetectable so she uses scentless soaps and deodorant. However, she may treat herself with cocoa butter / shea butter body wash.

Pepper Potts: Makes hygiene a top priority. Likes fruity smells. Uses Suave strawberry scented shampoo, apricot body wash, and Aussie Miracle Moist oil. Will use a "mixed berry" deodorant. May sometimes use a mango scented body spray.

Happy Hogan: Is very professional. Never wears cologne. May smell like sweat, but it's very rare. Uses dark blue generic men's shampoo and body wash. Would use Old Spice Steel Courage deodorant.

Peter Parker (Spider-Man): Tries to not smell, but is a teenager so will still smell like sweat. Will use "Energy" 3-in-1 for both shampoo and body wash. Would have his own separate container of conditioner that smells like either generic men's soap or occasionally watermelon. Would use Old Spice Fiji deodorant.

May Parker (old and young): Uses many flower scented soaps, but prefers lavender and/or rose. Uses Suave Baby Power deodorant.

Princess Shuri: Would use coconut shampoo and cocoa butter body wash. Uses Secret flower scented deodorant. May also have a hint of motor oil and metal. Usually clean.

Prince T'Challa: Smells like roses. Uses many rich and expensive soaps, but they all mainly smell like roses.

Thor Odinson: Does not use Midgardian soaps. Often smells like sweat. Uses Asgardian soaps and shampoos that smell similar to honeysuckles.

Loki Laufeyson: Does not use Midgardian soaps. Hygiene is a top priority. Uses Asgardian soaps that smell similar to forests and rain. May have a hint of paper books.

Wade Wilson (Deadpool): Smells entirely like apricots. Doesn't have hair so he doesn't use shampoo. Is not and never will be ashamed that his body wash is technically "for women". Uses Old Spice Fiji deodorant. Has a hint of iron and blood at all times.

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#3

My guilty pleasure are those "bad" empress mobile games where you rise in rank. Honestly they can be so pretty and so fun.

Royal Chaos is about you trying to reach the rank of Empress because the lady ranked right below Empress sentenced your father to live in poverty forever; you're trying to help him. Also, you might fall in love with the young Emperor (which can be fairly hard to do considering he is with hundreds of other concubine).

Legend of the Phoenix is about you trying to get close to the Crown Prince because you were his lover, but after you helped him beat all his brothers in a completion and let him became the "Crown Prince", he killed you. You reincarnate as an average girl and enter the palace as a maid. You are trying to rise up in rank to get close to him and kill him. Also you get to have a secret reverse harem.

I just got Fate of the Empress, and I am super excited!!

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Sebastian: *Enters Robin's shop* Hey Mom

Robin: Hey Seb! How're you and Farmer doing?

Sebastian: We're both good. So, uh, we need you to build something.

Robin: Oh! So what do you guys need? A new well? Another chicken coop?

Sebastian: Actually a house upgrade. You know... the one with the ⁿᵘʳˢᵉʳʸ.

Robin: What

Sebastian: What

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#1

Fandoms: We're big and strong or at least the main character.

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