#elegantasks

[elegantredsnake]

Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

[elegantredsnake]

thoughts on ur team’s Demoman?

Tho he’s drunk most of the time and has no sense of boundaries what so ever,, I have a small soft spot for him. He can be very sweet at times, comforting too.

He also has a fat ass. 10/10

[elegantredsnake]

DA- SPYYYYYY I GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!! HECK YAHHHH

I would love to be able to call you a slur.

(THAT I CAN INDEED RECLAIM.)

[elegantredsnake]

I use this chart for ships personally.

//me too but making up silly ship names is much funnyneses:3333

[elegantredsnake]

WHO IN THE HELL PUT 60,273 VIRUSES ON MY LABTOP.

[elegantredsnake]

Sometimes I feel like my son is an idiot.

[elegantredsnake]

Hey girl

I mean they

Bonjour??

[elegantredsnake]

I drew you as a grape (And Apple Medic, and Mango Sniper, and yes, Lemon Engineer.)

Can I eat the engineer?

[elegantredsnake]

yummy 😋

You have disappointed me.

[elegantredsnake]

“.. Blorp.”

Spy better keep her distance from .. whatever that slimy creature is, or else she’ll get her suit stained.

Oh. mon. GOD.

I LOVE IT IT IS SO ADORABLE!!!!

[elegantredsnake]

How the hell you managed to date the whole (minus Scout) enemy team?

My husband has advised me not to say what I wa gonna say because it’s a little inappropriate. 🐓

[elegantredsnake]

Hey spy what’s your favorite type of flower?

Ghost orchid.

[elegantredsnake]

spy its ides of march

we shall stab someone like caesar

OUI.

[elegantredsnake]

I don’t text like that, most times I add little things or even use a typing quirk.

[elegantredsnake]

// Drew these for the blog !! This is what Jacqueline looks like !,,

[elegantredsnake]

You're stunning.

Merci Mon Ami, You’re quiet stunning too. Not as stunning as me tho.