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crimson-nail · 10 months

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Tell me some Elendira headcanons please. I feel like you get her like I do.

while she may look like she has the refined palette of a professional wine connoisseur her favorite drink in actuality is a fruity little beverage with a paper umbrella and a cherry in it. she’s here for a fun time, always

#charlie answers #enough sugar AND alcohol in it to kill a small victorian child #never halfways for her #shes silly like that. i’m fond of her #the instinct for characters of her archetype is always to imagine them swirling a nice glass of red wine threateningly #but do people actually drink wine for whimsy? for enjoyment? no #they don’t #elendira wouldn’t waste her time with rotten grapes #people who drink fancy wines are in the same vein as martyrs for her. pointless self-flagellation #i know in my bones she’s a fruity little martini girl through and through #the closest she’d tolerate are sweet sparkling wines for a little pizzaz

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