#ell.txt

[patchdotexe]

you gotta be Fuckin Weird abt things. like not even just in a horny sense, altho that is part of it bc there is a lot of art of all forms out there that gets brushed aside bc of containing some level of horny, but just - do the weird shit that caters to you. put yourself in it even if youre scared of what ppl will say abt it. if theres somethin important to you that youre playin it safe over: you can do whatever you want forever. be self indulgent! write selfshipping! draw macro! make your rpg into an essay about something you think abt and nobody else does! make a visual novel abt kissing hot fish! make webweaves about bones and teeth and metaphors for love! shine a spotlight on the oc you shoved in your closet bc you got scared! record song after song abt your blorbo that was only onscreen for like 5 seconds! craft a story out of the things you care about! even if it keeps bein the same story over and over! who give a shit!

[ellimisms]

Concept: D&D homebrew oneshot based off Animorphs where you each play as one of the main characters of the Animorphs series.

The morphing system would be a modified Wild Shape mechanic, altered to two ends: first, to better fit the book's lore, and second, to make class factor into it more so each character is more unique. Probably each character would be able to use some of their class actions (just for an example, Action Surge for fighters or Rage for barbarians) while in morph, and morphing would restore hit points to 100%.

There would be a skill check associated with morphing--it'd be a Wisdom-based skill that you could gain proficiency in. Roll at advantage when using a familiar morph or becoming another human, disadvantage for things you're scared of or morphing while badly injured. Do a morphing check whenever you're in a new morph for the first time to see if you can get control of it; the actual number to beat is up to the GM based on what the animal is.

Also there would have to be some sort of mechanic to prevent TPKs--the main crew has a LOT of plot armor in the books because they can't die (until the end), so there'd need to be something to keep the PCs alive. Maybe if you "die" you don't actually perish, but instead something very bad happens to the party (you get infested, maybe?)

Infestation would be another new mechanic, though a pretty simple one; if a PC gets infested, the GM just starts controlling that character as the yeerk. The player can try to interrupt what the yeerk's doing, but has to roll a nat 20 with disadvantage (no bonuses from skill proficiencies)--it's supposed to be nearly impossible in the books so that's fairly lore-consistent.

In terms of the actual characters you can play:

Jake: Fighter, probably Battle Master subclass as that's more strategically focused. Not much else to say to be honest--I think he'd be proficient in persuasion, since he's supposed to be a good leader.

Marco: Rogue, maybe? Frankly his strengths don't match up with a specific class--maybe multiclass rogue/bard or fighter/bard because I know for a FACT he can and does cast vicious mockery.

Rachel: Barbarian for SURE, probably the Berserker subclass though I find the idea of her being a Wildheart pretty funny and thematically accurate.

Cassie: Probably a Druid or Beast Master ranger--I'm not sure where I stand on allowing caster classes since that doesn't exist in the real world but neither does morphing. Which one she is just depends on that.

Tobias: Who even KNOWS with this guy. Since he's stuck in morph it matters less, but I'd actually go with warlock--his patron is the Ellimist, since he's the one who seems to be able to argue with the Ellimist the most. It's either that or sorcerer, but he doesn't really gain any powers from his andalite bloodline so that seems less accurate.

Ax: Fighter, but it'd be different because he is an andalite. Just off the top of my head I'd make him be able to deal slashing damage on an unarmed attack (maybe just make his unarmed attack count as a sword attack) and increase his movement speed.

A group could also choose to discard these characters and play as a bunch of original characters if they so chose.

Anyways I'm probably the only person in the world that cares enough about both Animorphs and D&D to create this but oh well have fun.

[cherrysmokesaconha]

My ass: man I love Ell from Eddsworld! ^o^

The Ell people think The Ell I am ACTUALLY

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[verycorrectlotr]

arent we tired of tricksy and nasty little hobbitses stealing our precious... don’t we just wants to goes ape s h i t

[companypsa]

what is that thang doing there

[adaine]

a look inside their crystal part 6 of 6

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[dunej]

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The same thing I always do. I took a shot.

[jonasmatteo]

it’s chill

for pride 2020

david/matteo rated t

On the night before David's exam, the fire alarm goes off. It doesn't take him long to find the culprit.

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[obamahitler]

hey guys whats up Im Ezra Im 18 and I never fucking learned how to not accidentally post scandalous grindr screenshots in groupchats for college orgs !!

[patchdotexe]

chapter 19! mom holy fuck

my thoughts are a lot more scattered bc i jumped straight into playing pmd when i woke up, so i kinda plowed through 17 and 18 back-to-back and spent way too long trying to unfuck my storage because i am a hoarder

i still think i shouldve been allowed to try and DS the relic fragment. wait is that why its called that. anyway. HOWEVER the whole brine cave adventure was pretty fun, especially as a water-type meaning i could just grab stuff. however for the love of god PLEASE LET ME TAKE CONNIE AND SION WITH ME. PLEASE. I MISS THEM. IM 10 LEVELS ABOVE THEM LET THEM COME WITH ME

as much as i hate team skull though i do begrudgingly accept that theyre being fleshed out a little more besides just being bullies. but also please, please let me have a bossfight against them. please. itll be good for my health. and bad for theirs

speaking of bossfights, Archer learned discharge so i got to do the fun tactic of "disable all moves except the one that's a super-effective aoe" and let him save the day. genuinely Archer keeps being mvp in bosses, i love him so much. its a fun tie-in to his character development as well bc hes gone from "bully-able weakling" to "being the one taking down enemies while Zeta does item stuff".

i still want to pluck Chatot. he's getting better but i am still so, so tired of him. but like at least hes trying and theres more of an indication of why Wigglytuff puts so much faith in him. it just sucks that we only get to see him actually Do Something this late in the game.

anyway OFF TO THE HIDDEN LAND! POG

[ellimisms]

I drew my oc!!! I know the morphing scene is Rough… my apologies lmao

[necromancyofslay]

did audrey save treviso or minrathous 😳

minrathous! you might think someone who needs everyone to worship her would save the city with the high civilian population, but unfortunately for treviso that energy was directed toward neve, who audrey feels very uncomfortably indebted to for saving her life at solas’s ritual. luckily saving someone’s city is a great way to get them back to their rightful state of gratitude for your heroism 💯

but it was a snap decision she has regrets about, mostly bc the vibes are wayy off with lucanis + the crows (+ a fun layer of “what kind of warden gets a city blighted”). but she would have had the same regrets about the other choice; it’s more about the reminder of failure than the cities themselves.

imo treviso/minrathous is first time she’s forced to admit that she can’t just ignore the possibility of failure and consequences. the beginnings of growth!! we love to see it. apologies to jacobus 🙏

[verycorrectlotr]

honestly elrond will see a kid and go "is someone gonna raise that" and not even wait for an answer lmao

elrond: yknow ideologically i don’t agree with the race of Men but they really went off with the adoptable children

[companypsa]

hey hey we're the eddsworlds

people say we eddsworld around

we're too busy being british

to bring anybody down

[adaine]

a look inside their crystal part 5 of 6

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