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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Y/N: *let’s out an ungodly scream*

Paul: *comes running into the room* WHA- what’s wrong?

Y/N: there’s a spider right there!

Paul: *even louder ungodly scream*

#poor paulie #he can slamchoke a cop but killing a spider is just too scary #the lost boys paul #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Marko: i love pineapple pizza

Paul:

Dwayne:

David: you have about 30 seconds to unfuck yourself starting 28 seconds ago

#the lost boys #tlb #the lost boys david #the lost boys marko #the lost boys paul #the lost boys dwayne #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Paul, tears in his eyes, hugging his knees, afraid to move, about 78 pigeons chillin around him: ... the birds have unionised :(

#goddamn it marko keep your pets on the leash!!! they are scaring poor paulie :(#enaris brain goes brrrrrr #tlb #the lost boys #the lost boys paul

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Marko, a disgruntled little goblin looking up to the sky: STOP FORGIVING MY SINS I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE!!!!

#the lost boys marko #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Y/N: where are the frog boys?

David: undergoing unscheduled rapid disassembly

Y/N: ... what?

*sounds of flesh tearing in the backround accompanied by marko's maniacal laughter*

#get them my lil gremlin #the lost boys marko #the lost boys david #tlb #the lost boys #frog brothers #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Paul: how do you lose a boyfriend in 10 words of less?

Marko, counting on his fingers how many words is in "would you still love me if i was a worm"

#i hate that quote #no i would not #you would be a worm and i would step on you it's called mercy kill #the lost boys marko #the lost boys paul #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Y/N: you guys are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions!

Paul: yeah! :3

#he's proud of that one #shampoo companies didn't used to have instructions on the bottles but then this one kid came along and the rest is history #the lost boys paul #the lost boys #tlb #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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David: Alright. let's think outside the box.

Paul: there is no box..?

#the lost boys david #the lost boys paul #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Marko (in pauls part of the cave): hey i found some weed in here!!

YN: Fork found in a kitchen

#the lost boys marko #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr #the lost boys paul

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Michael: i am SORRY i fainted when you showed me your titties. can we PLEASE move on?

David: ...

#the lost boys michael #the lost boys david #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr #gay gay gay homosexual gay

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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hey where did you get photo of my fugly mug?!?

When The Lost Boys reveal that they're vampires

#Enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Michael, about David: he's bewitched me! mind, body and clitoris

#enaris brain goes brrrrrr #tlb #the lost boys #the lost boys david #the lost boys michael #gay gay gay homosexual gay

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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today I learned digesting blood has laxative effects... so...

the boys have hard times after overeating???

vamp equivalent of lactose intolerance?

seriously don't know how to incorporate it into tlb lore but it should be there somewhere

#when paul mixes tons of bloodbags with cocaine and tacos #it's hell in the cave #the boys just try to get out of his way fast enough #the lost boys paul #the lost boys marko #the lost boys dwayne #the lost boys david #tlb #enaris brain goes brrrrrr #the lost boys

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Y/N: did you let Paul eat burger with mayonnaise, strawberries and marshmallows on top?

David: it's a learning experience

Y/N: ... WHAT IS HE LEARNING FROM THAT?

Dwayne: that he can pee from both holes?

#marko is paul's hypeman btw #chug chug chug #the lost boys paul #the lost boys david #the lost boys dwayne #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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hmmm fine homoerotic subtext

We were robbed of a homoerotic ending of the boys licking their wounds after the movie so may I present to y'all:

Sorry they're my favorite ship. I want to draw the reverse as well with Marko tending to David's wounds.

#the lost boys david #the lost boys marko #this is what tlb is all about #GAYS!!!#enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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checkitoutmikey · 2 years ago

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Y/N: guys what's weirdest place you ever masturbated in?

Marko: turn around 😏

#he would #the lost boys marko #tlb #the lost boys #enaris brain goes brrrrrr

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